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Discussion in 'SouthWest Region Discussion' started by Mistress, Nov 29, 2004.

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  1. Mistress

    Mistress Jedi Knight star 6

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    I'm hyper...I've had too much coffee, my socks are too tight, and I need a place to spam to my hearts content.

    When re-viving a dead board, the first order of business is to find a spam-able chink in the armor of the thing, spread it wide, and let the good times roll.
     
  2. Mistress

    Mistress Jedi Knight star 6

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    The second order of business is to keep the spam lively, fun and full of spunk.
     
  3. Mistress

    Mistress Jedi Knight star 6

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    The third order of business is to keep yourself hydrated...creative spamming is a lot of work and can lead to dehydration, various vitamin deficiencies and numerous painful rashes.
     
  4. Mistress

    Mistress Jedi Knight star 6

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    The fourth order of business is to be mindful of the OPPM kitty...it can be your best friend, it can be your worst enemy. If in doubt, find a friend with colors to help you with your quest.
     
  5. Jedi_Knight_Birr

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  10. Mistress

    Mistress Jedi Knight star 6

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    You rock, JKB!


    Let the spamfest begin!
     
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  12. Jedi_Knight_Birr

    Jedi_Knight_Birr Retired RSA star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    spam... im sitting at school falling farther behind. but spamming is fun.
     
  13. Mistress

    Mistress Jedi Knight star 6

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    I'm sitting at work freezing my butt off...the fires of my spam should warm me up.
     
  14. Jedi_Knight_Birr

    Jedi_Knight_Birr Retired RSA star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    fire+spam= eww. the smell of canned processed meat products burning is not good. reminds me of the spam riots of '79.
     
  15. Mistress

    Mistress Jedi Knight star 6

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    I remember those riots fondly...spam flung not in friendship but in a fatal flaming fiasco...ah, the smell of it. Good times.
     
  16. Jedi_Knight_Birr

    Jedi_Knight_Birr Retired RSA star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I was not around yet. but the smell lingered for years.
     
  17. Mistress

    Mistress Jedi Knight star 6

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    yes indeed...the oshkosh biball I wore is sealed in plastic, but if you sniff real close to the ziploc zipper, you can indeed remember the day...good times.
     
  18. melodyann

    melodyann Jedi Padawan star 4

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    spam, spam, spam, spam, spam....
     
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  20. Mistress

    Mistress Jedi Knight star 6

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    have you ever tried chicken fried spam? Thats a taste that will knock your socks off, let me tell you. Theres a little hole in the wall down the road that sells it...on a stick...it comes with a side of mashed spam...and a biscuit.

    Its the best buck o' five I've ever spent.
     
  21. melodyann

    melodyann Jedi Padawan star 4

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    my mom used to fry regular spam...i will NEVER do that to my children...if i have them. :)
     
  22. Mistress

    Mistress Jedi Knight star 6

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    Spam is nutritious and full of healthy vit-a-mins...what parent wouldnt want healthy vit-a-min laden children?

    osh kosh?










    b'gosh?
     
  23. Mistress

    Mistress Jedi Knight star 6

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    I'm afraid I've been thinking...a dangerous past-time, I know.


    What would happen if you mixed equal parts of spam and spam lite...would you end up with a lesser fat spam, or would you simply be right back where you started?


    If spam falls in the forest, and no one is there to pick it up and dust it off...does the five second rule still apply?


    I wonder.
     
  24. Mistress

    Mistress Jedi Knight star 6

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    The caffeine is wearing off...I dont think I have much more in me...havent done this much since the original spam thread back in 02.


    Maybe a nap is in order.
     
  25. RavLoc_Vos

    RavLoc_Vos Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Hey All

    SPAM the fateful day I ate it without asking.........AAAAAAUUUUGGGGHHH!!!! It wasn't that bad. Til Later when it made it's spirit form. SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSp.....a....m.... Whoof!!! Later Days...
     
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