So CO [SCJ_Soc] Mistress has gone plaid!!!

Discussion in 'SouthWest Region Discussion' started by Mistress, Nov 29, 2004.

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  1. Mistress Jedi Grand Master

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    I'm hyper...I've had too much coffee, my socks are too tight, and I need a place to spam to my hearts content.

    When re-viving a dead board, the first order of business is to find a spam-able chink in the armor of the thing, spread it wide, and let the good times roll.
  2. Mistress Jedi Grand Master

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    The second order of business is to keep the spam lively, fun and full of spunk.
  3. Mistress Jedi Grand Master

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    The third order of business is to keep yourself hydrated...creative spamming is a lot of work and can lead to dehydration, various vitamin deficiencies and numerous painful rashes.
  4. Mistress Jedi Grand Master

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    The fourth order of business is to be mindful of the OPPM kitty...it can be your best friend, it can be your worst enemy. If in doubt, find a friend with colors to help you with your quest.
  5. Jedi_Knight_Birr Retired RSA

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  10. Mistress Jedi Grand Master

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    You rock, JKB!


    Let the spamfest begin!
  11. Jedi_Knight_Birr Retired RSA

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  12. Jedi_Knight_Birr Retired RSA

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    spam... im sitting at school falling farther behind. but spamming is fun.
  13. Mistress Jedi Grand Master

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    I'm sitting at work freezing my butt off...the fires of my spam should warm me up.
  14. Jedi_Knight_Birr Retired RSA

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    fire+spam= eww. the smell of canned processed meat products burning is not good. reminds me of the spam riots of '79.
  15. Mistress Jedi Grand Master

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    I remember those riots fondly...spam flung not in friendship but in a fatal flaming fiasco...ah, the smell of it. Good times.
  16. Jedi_Knight_Birr Retired RSA

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    I was not around yet. but the smell lingered for years.
  17. Mistress Jedi Grand Master

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    yes indeed...the oshkosh biball I wore is sealed in plastic, but if you sniff real close to the ziploc zipper, you can indeed remember the day...good times.
  18. melodyann Jedi Master

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    spam, spam, spam, spam, spam....
  19. Jedi Girl of Corellia Manager Emeritus

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  20. Mistress Jedi Grand Master

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    have you ever tried chicken fried spam? Thats a taste that will knock your socks off, let me tell you. Theres a little hole in the wall down the road that sells it...on a stick...it comes with a side of mashed spam...and a biscuit.

    Its the best buck o' five I've ever spent.
  21. melodyann Jedi Master

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    my mom used to fry regular spam...i will NEVER do that to my children...if i have them. :)
  22. Mistress Jedi Grand Master

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    Spam is nutritious and full of healthy vit-a-mins...what parent wouldnt want healthy vit-a-min laden children?

    osh kosh?










    b'gosh?
  23. Mistress Jedi Grand Master

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    I'm afraid I've been thinking...a dangerous past-time, I know.


    What would happen if you mixed equal parts of spam and spam lite...would you end up with a lesser fat spam, or would you simply be right back where you started?


    If spam falls in the forest, and no one is there to pick it up and dust it off...does the five second rule still apply?


    I wonder.
  24. Mistress Jedi Grand Master

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    The caffeine is wearing off...I dont think I have much more in me...havent done this much since the original spam thread back in 02.


    Maybe a nap is in order.
  25. RavLoc_Vos Jedi Knight

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    Hey All

    SPAM the fateful day I ate it without asking.........AAAAAAUUUUGGGGHHH!!!! It wasn't that bad. Til Later when it made it's spirit form. SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSp.....a....m.... Whoof!!! Later Days...
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