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SCOTLAND UNITE

Discussion in 'Scotland' started by Failed_I_Have, Nov 13, 2005.

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  1. Failed_I_Have

    Failed_I_Have Jedi Youngling star 1

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    The time has come for this forum to be rescued. Fellow Scotsman, we must fight!!!! Who is with me?

    [image=http://www.republicanvoices.org/braveheart.gif]


    EDIT: A good read of this thread just left me speechless with the bickering, baiting and flaming. Locked people.
     
  2. timbolton

    timbolton Jedi Master star 5

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    Don't make us go Flodden on your butts again skirtwearers! Remember what happened last time you wanted all the haggis to yourselves (then again you can keep those pesky free-ranging ferrets :p ).

    [image=http://users.adelphia.net/~ftduq/images/Flodden%20Photo.jpg]

    Since I am from Lancashire (well ok, the scousers stole Southport so we are technically Merseyside *grumble*), I will fight under the banner of Lord Stanley (above). Get ready for a right British rumble, and there are no Frenchies to help you this time [face_not_talking]

    Edit: See, we are escorting you off our land -

    [image=http://www.coldstreampipeband.co.uk/flodden02.jpg]

    Move it!
     
  3. Failed_I_Have

    Failed_I_Have Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Christ, an englishman. No patience for you fannys at the moment. COME ON SCOTSMEN WHIP THIS SCUM OFF THE BOARDS.
     
  4. timbolton

    timbolton Jedi Master star 5

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    My Aunt is Scottish, and my Mum's side is the family James (traced back to back to the hilly land north of where I am now).

    You hit you head on the sideboard when you woke up this morning, grumpyguts? Or did some woman give you a glasgow kiss after a dirty proposition?

    Can't believe you said fannies :p
     
  5. Obi_wan_Kenowlesy

    Obi_wan_Kenowlesy Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Hagis how poor,I dont like hagis so get it up ye and the english well thats all we have to say realy dont we.
     
  6. Failed_I_Have

    Failed_I_Have Jedi Youngling star 1

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    I am not grumpy. I have just realised that this board is dead and Scotsman and Scotsman only must unite to save it.
     
  7. Obi_wan_Kenowlesy

    Obi_wan_Kenowlesy Jedi Youngling star 1

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    half english and half scottish thats alot worse for us to think we have som1 with scumbo blood thats passes for scottish makes me sick
     
  8. timbolton

    timbolton Jedi Master star 5

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    I am vegetarian, so no thanks :p

    You can have him back too -

    [image=http://www.adders.org/Connolly.jpg]

    I am borrowing Nessie while I am at it

    [image=http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/7/79/Lochnessmonster.jpg]

    And wear some friggin undies beneath your skirts, who you think you are Marilyn Monroe? [face_talk_hand]
     
  9. Failed_I_Have

    Failed_I_Have Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Is this you messin wi Billy Connely. Thats too far. Death penalty for you son, you wee english bastard.
     
  10. timbolton

    timbolton Jedi Master star 5

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    I wouldn't pass myself off for half-scottish, even I am not that cruel to myself :p Just pointing out your scottish bloodline has been soiled many a time, just like your skirts I can bet :p

    Full on English breakfast for me ta very much ;)
     
  11. Failed_I_Have

    Failed_I_Have Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Nah, porridge for brekfast son, stick yer full english up yer arse.
     
  12. Obi_wan_Kenowlesy

    Obi_wan_Kenowlesy Jedi Youngling star 1

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    mr Sassenach the fact that your talking tae us on this board is quite sad,so shut yer hole go back tae yer box,maybe have a wee **** a cup aff tea and a wee biscuit and leave us scots tae pish ourselves at john motson wetting himself over a friendly.
     
  13. timbolton

    timbolton Jedi Master star 5

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    If its going to be porridge, then it has to be Quakers!

    So is this the best Scotland has to offer? You two!!!! LMAO!

    *Boldly marches up to Edinburgh Castle, takes the Stone of Scone, and reinstalls it back to its rightful place in Westminster Abbey*

    Anyways, you two can't be proper Scots, shouldn't you be still in a drunken stupour in a barn lying on top of some red-headed floosy? And you call yourselves men??? [face_laugh]

    Plants English flag firmly in this thread

    [image=http://www.royalstgeorges.com/images/Flag-3600A.jpg]
     
  14. Failed_I_Have

    Failed_I_Have Jedi Youngling star 1

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    [image=http://www.iscb.org/ismbeccb2004/images/Scotland%20Map.jpg]

    [image=http://www.clanforsythsociety.net/scotland.jpg]

    [image=http://www.scotsindependent.org/2001/010831/tartan_army.jpg]



    The Scottishness is reinstated.
     
  15. timbolton

    timbolton Jedi Master star 5

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    Ooo learnt a new word! Sassenach, ta for that :p

    As for the rest, please try harder, no wonder we won [face_laugh]
     
  16. Failed_I_Have

    Failed_I_Have Jedi Youngling star 1

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    What is it wi you aye? Piss aff back tae yer ane bloddy country and leave this board alone.
     
  17. timbolton

    timbolton Jedi Master star 5

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    What with a pic of Mel Gibbon? Hahahahah [face_laugh]

    Get back ta ya trainspotting ya skanks!

    [image=http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38914000/jpg/_38914763_trainspotting.jpg]
     
  18. timbolton

    timbolton Jedi Master star 5

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    Np, I'll leave you two lads alone together, I'll take you wimen cos you won't need them I presume :p
     
  19. Obi_wan_Kenowlesy

    Obi_wan_Kenowlesy Jedi Youngling star 1

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    aye n the best u can get is a picture of an austrailian.
     
  20. timbolton

    timbolton Jedi Master star 5

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    And you are posting in MY language ... ENGLISH :p

    Or at least attempting to, since you seem to have as much control on language as you do as your boards ;)
     
  21. Obi_wan_Kenowlesy

    Obi_wan_Kenowlesy Jedi Youngling star 1

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    please my english friend explain what you just said in my language as i am afraid i dont speak dare i say it..........english!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  22. timbolton

    timbolton Jedi Master star 5

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    Cha toir, ach bheir mi dhut sgailc!
     
  23. Jedi_Jimbo

    Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Knight star 6

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    Field Marshal Jimbo reporting in SIR!

    *Salutes Tim*

    My army is your to command for this invasion!



    Oh and I nicked their handbags that match their skirts!
    [image=http://www.steptoesantiques.co.uk/acatalog/retro_handbag.955.jpg]
    That'll teach them!
     
  24. timbolton

    timbolton Jedi Master star 5

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    [face_devil]

    Now there are two of us!

    I declare the Scottish border officially open for rampaging English men and women. Take all you want. Don't wear the native skirts, fleas I hear!
    Welcome aboard Jimbo. I salute you!
     
  25. timbolton

    timbolton Jedi Master star 5

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    This one is for Welshy, and all the sheep lovers out there!

    Cha b'e sin caora, 'se sin mo chèile a bha innte!
     
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