Scotland's Bordello

Discussion in 'Scotland' started by MrsDankDonk, Sep 19, 2002.

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  1. MrsDankDonk Jedi Youngling

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    :: Madame Donk's House of Easy Virtue ::

    Sauna, steamroom, extra-large jacuzzi, VIP lounge, private cabins, all your tension relieving needs catered for..........

    Our lovely girls also have a variety of costumes, ranging from 'Slavegirl Leia' thru to 'female Wookiee' for those of you with more specialist tastes..... :D

    Come in and let yirself go ! [face_love]

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  2. Az-Azzameen Jedi Knight

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    //sidles in shiftily

    Pssst. Don't let Westy know... ;)
  3. Charis Jedi Youngling

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    //wonders in//

    Any chance you'll be getting some lads in? Maybe dressed as Obi Wan?
  4. MrsDankDonk Jedi Youngling

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    In these enlightened times, we would be remiss if we did not cater for female customers as well.... :D

    :: opens door to the "Laydeez Fantasy Room" , revealing a huge selection of strap-on Jedi beards, and some fearsome looking sabers (fully rechargeable) ::

  5. Az-Azzameen Jedi Knight

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    //shakes head at female Gamorrean... :eek:

    //points at Mara Jade lookylike... [face_love]

    //hands Mrs DD 10 crisp tenners... :p
  6. MrsDankDonk Jedi Youngling

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    an excellent choice, Mr Azzammeen...

    :: claps hands ::

    Mara, take Mr Azzammeen to the Throne Room and show him the real reason why they call you the Emperor's Hand

    [face_laugh]

    :: stuffs tenners into bra ::
  7. Az-Azzameen Jedi Knight

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    ROTFLMFAOPIMP!!!

    [face_laugh]

    //disappears into the Throne Room... [face_mischief]
  8. Charis Jedi Youngling

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    Well, very impressive :D

    //unable to make up her mind, hands Mrs.DD a suitcase full of dosh

    I may be some time ;)
  9. MrsDankDonk Jedi Youngling

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    thankyou for your custom, Miss Charis :)

    :: claps hands ::

    Libido !

    take Lady Charis to the Jedi Jacuzzi and give her a good dose of midichlorians :D
  10. EwanMcGregorsLibido Jedi Youngling

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  11. Az-Azzameen Jedi Knight

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    //crawls out of Throne Room...

    I...can't...walk...any...more...

    //slaps pile of tenners on counter and crawls back into the Throne Room...

    [face_devil]
  12. Charis Jedi Youngling

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    //staggers out with a grin on her face

    Just nipping out for some Ben and Jerry's.
  13. Charis Jedi Youngling

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    //runs back in armed with several tubs
  14. MrsDankDonk Jedi Youngling

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    Can I just add, ladies and gentlemen, that for any football fans looking for that special post-match celebration , we have a full range of Twi-leks in your favorte team colours.....

    for the Celtic supporters [image=http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/oola/img/eu_bg.jpg] ...........
  15. Az-Azzameen Jedi Knight

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    ...and for the Partick Thistle supporters??? :D

    //awaits yellow, red and black stripey Twi'leks... :p
  16. MrsDankDonk Jedi Youngling

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    and any ill-advised Rangers supporters [image=http://www.starwars.com/databank/species/twilek/img/curve.jpg]

    Mr Azzameen, we find that the Partick Thistle supporters have such exquisite good taste that they usually go for the 'wet senatorial robes' Trash Compacter Leia option... :D

  17. Az-Azzameen Jedi Knight

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    LOL

    Well, when I am refreshed... as a Gers supporter [face_devil] I may have to sample the goods... :p
  18. Charis Jedi Youngling

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    //comes out looking rather embarrassed//

    Ok, I think Mr. Ewan may need some help. I, er, lost my keys when going for the ice cream.

    So got any Sith?
  19. MrsDankDonk Jedi Youngling

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    well, its been a busy opening day.......

    and nearly all our openings are full for this afternoon.

    But there is one girl left, a very special girl

    :: claps hands ::

    Princess !

    [image=http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/leiaorganasolo/img/eu_bg.jpg]

    surely one of you young gentemen would like to give this charming young lady some attention :D
  20. Az-Azzameen Jedi Knight

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    I heard the Darth Maul lookylike is a bit horny...

    //groans...
  21. MrsDankDonk Jedi Youngling

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    Horny he is, Mr Azzameen, although he really is intended for the laydeez, you naughty boy...

    and of course our Maul-o-gram comes complete with his own Ronco © Vibradroid for all your double-ended needs :D
    [image=http://starwars.hasbro.com/bountyhunter/repnews/imgs/DarthMaul.jpg]
  22. Charis Jedi Youngling

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    LOL! Well, that's a new joke Az ;)

    Hmmm //looks at Az// Mrs. DD. how much for this one?
  23. MrsDankDonk Jedi Youngling

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    errrrrrrr,,,
    :: looks at pricelist ::

    he's available for three empty Irn Bru bottles and a coupon from the Daily Record...
    :D
  24. Az-Azzameen Jedi Knight

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  25. Charis Jedi Youngling

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    //hands over 3 Irn Bru bottles and reaches into her bag and pulls out a copy of the Record

    Do I get anything extra for the Irn Bru bottles being full?
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