Scotland's Bordello

ahhhhh!!!!!!

 

//takes out feather and lightly brushes it on the bottom of WK's foot

 

The horror!!!!!!

//struggles against handcuffs

 

//stops tickling WK

//leaves

//comes back wearing tight leather and whip in one hand

 

I don't know whether to be scared or turned on ?

 

//cracks whip

Be afraid...be very afraid

 

Ahhhhhh!

//struggles against cuffs

 

Muhahahahahahahaha!!!


You don't want a couple of lashes hun?

 

No because I'm still a little sore from this weekend

 

Fine then, no sex for you!


//drops whip on the floor walks out and locks the door leaving WK cuffed to the bed

//hollers through the door

I think I'll go check out one of those other rooms.

 

//opens another door in the bordello and sees Darth Maul lounging comfortably on a bed completely naked

I think I've found the right one.

 

//Finds keys to the handcuffs

//runs into room

//kicks Maul's ass

 

It appears I've stumbled into the wrong thread. I was looking for the bar and instead, I found the Star Wars palace of love. Bah!

*Runs away.*

 

Ask Mrs DankDonk, I'm sure there' s a bar in here somewhere.

 

Bar? huh? mesa confused ?

 

Oh come on, they gotta have alcohol in a bordello!

Hmmm...speaking of which I'm thirsty...

 

Thirsty, eh?

//looks around

wow, look at that! Coolers!

//hands Tara some Bacardi Silver

 

heehee

Thanks baby

//slops some on herself

Oh no! My new um leather top! What am I going to do?

 

well, I don't have a towel .... hmmmm ....

//licks some of the bacardi off your top

mmm, yummy

 

Well, I'll go change...

 

Can I help?

 

//eyes WK slyly

Ok

 

//tries to figure out how to get that leather top off