Scotland's Pub

Can't believe we don't have a pub in the Scottish Forum - just what is going on with the world these days.

Okay folks were are well stocked up with good beers, ales, and the finest Scottish Malts and Spirits so feel free to drop in and partake of our hospitality.

 

and, if I'm not mistaken, that's a Buckfast optic behind the bar
Well, its only just approaching 11 o'clock, so I'll just have a wee double, and a packet of Worcester sauce please...

:: puts Rod singing Maggie May on the jukebox ::

 

// Pours a double Buckie and gets a packet of Worcester Sauce for Mr DD.

So how's things today double D?

 

I might just have a wee dram of Bucky...since I've never had it before.

 

och no bad...

went to see Paul heaton doing his solo thing at the Garage last night.... couldn't talk anyone else to come out on a Monday night, so went by myself...

two pints of lager later, I sparked up a ready rolled spliff I had in my pocket - but I suppose I'm used to sharing such things, because after I smoked the whole thing myself, I took a substantial whitey and had to go sit on the stairs and sweat for a while....

not a bad gig though.

Anyway, good idea with the Scottish pub thing ....

edit: Morning Miinxy
With any luck, it should become our equivalent of the countdown threads ....

 

//passes small Buckie to Cass and pours one for himself.

Morning Cass, hope you are well today.

You'll be happy with the change in drug enforcement law then - or is it not applicable up here?

 

lol

how is everyone today?

can I get a malibu and coke please? **puppy dog eyes**

 

puppy dog eyes don't work on...

//Pours a large Malibu and Coke.

So how you doin?

 

lol

very good now, you?

 

Watch him LadyVader.........

that was a bit of a [joey_tribiani] how you dooooiiiin' ? [/joey_tribiani]

and that's a double Malibu he just gave you

 

and the problem is?

 

There he goes again. Every time I speak to a lovely young lady, Old Man Donk has a pop

 

I'll just shuffle off and leave you two hormonals to yir business, then

 

Not at all DD - this is the place to be and it wouldn't be the same without you

 

that's a lovely blouse you have on today, PadawanSDM

 

Thanks DD.

Have another Buckie.

More Malibu LV?

 

please

 

//Pours a large Malibu and flashes his best smile.

[face_best smile} Here ya go.

 

Thanks

Lucky I got no work later

 

Being virtually drunk is okay at work I find.

 

Its the basis of my career, in fact

 

I'd get sacked if I turned up drunk

 

I'd be in big trouble also. In fact, I'm sure I shouldn't be sitting here posting all day. [face_couldn't give a ****]

 

If my company is monitoring my net usage, I can only surmise that they are keeping quiet and amassing evidence for future use......

If I was my boss, I'd have been down on me like a ton of bricks by now......

I still get all my work done, right enough, but bosses certainly don't lke the notion that you may have spare time......

 

Well I have lods of spare time at the moment - mainly because all my work has been taken off me.

Still, I am suprised that I have not been "warned" about my increased internet usage.