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Discussion in 'Archive: Scotland' started by DARTH_DONALD, Jun 3, 2005.

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  1. DARTH_DONALD

    DARTH_DONALD Jedi Youngling star 1

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    ok folks anyone thought of setting up a scottish jedi council, heck we got a stormy detache for the 501 st aint we, why no council? :D
     
  2. malkieD2

    malkieD2 Ex-Manager and RSA star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    um, I believe this forum is the Scottish Council
     
  3. DARTH_DONALD

    DARTH_DONALD Jedi Youngling star 1

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    ah i see............................
     
  4. malkieD2

    malkieD2 Ex-Manager and RSA star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    welcome :)
     
  5. DARTH_DONALD

    DARTH_DONALD Jedi Youngling star 1

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    thanks mate, but can a darth realy join the jedi council??
     
  6. MrDankDonk

    MrDankDonk Jedi Master star 4

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    yes, but only after you've been through the ....... initiation ceremony.....*

    (* tied naked to a lamppost in Paisley with a sign reading "On the internet, I'm a Darth" round your neck)
     
  7. DARTH_DONALD

    DARTH_DONALD Jedi Youngling star 1

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    wait....i already did that, i think..... or was it in govan at my mates stag do...... or buy my ex in edinburgh???
    does that mean i'm in????
     
  8. malkieD2

    malkieD2 Ex-Manager and RSA star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    ok - answer this simple question and you are 'in'.

    You are at a house party in Govan, and you are one of the few remaining guests. You are left in a room with a gorgeous, intelligent and independent women, Santa Claus and a sheep. Which one do you have sex with, and why?
     
  9. DARTH_DONALD

    DARTH_DONALD Jedi Youngling star 1

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    err....i would'nt remeber who. i'd be to drunk to recall
     
  10. malkieD2

    malkieD2 Ex-Manager and RSA star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    sorry, you fail.

    The correct answer is "The Sheep" because the other two don't exist.

    Thanks for playing :)

    ho ho ho - just joking - welcome to the team :D
     
  11. DARTH_DONALD

    DARTH_DONALD Jedi Youngling star 1

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    thank you jedi. my aprentice and i are looking forword to the first meeting...........
     
  12. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    OOoooo a newbie
     
  13. Jedi Wright

    Jedi Wright Jedi Youngling

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    And who is your apprentice? you never declared there were two of you! Means you have to do an extra initiation test!
     
  14. DARTH_DONALD

    DARTH_DONALD Jedi Youngling star 1

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    oh come on jediii. surely you know, the story

    Always 2 there are, no more no less. A master and an apprentice

    ( damn i hate yoda for that, he told everyone our secret!!!!!!!!!
    and no, i aint goin to pick a fight wi the green dude cause he'll kick my butt!)

     
  15. DARTH_DONALD

    DARTH_DONALD Jedi Youngling star 1

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    eh.....what is the extra test?
     
  16. MikeySkywalker92

    MikeySkywalker92 Jedi Youngling

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    Scottish council?

    Tasty. I wanna join.

    *Ep I Anakin style huffy fit*

    "Aww, but Mom, I wanna join!"
     
  17. JEDI_KNIGHT_FRAZ

    JEDI_KNIGHT_FRAZ Jedi Padawan star 4

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    *Enters council chambers*
    *Bows*

    Greetings all.
    And a honourable greeting to the council.
     
  18. Darth-Terrorus

    Darth-Terrorus Jedi Youngling

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    Well I Wouldnt be able to join cus im a sith.
    But hey mabie sometime Ill start up a sith council unless i see the light which i probibly wont and if i did i would be a neutral force user not a narrow minded jedi.
     
  19. MrDankDonk

    MrDankDonk Jedi Master star 4

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    The First Rule of the Scottish Council is:
    we are real people, not flipping jedis or siths.

    The Second Rule of the Scottish Council is:
    WE ARE REAL PEOPLE, NOT FUDGINGJEDIS OR SITHS

    anyone persisting in the suggestion that they have supernatural abilities will be required to prove it, in full sight of all the other council members, by jumping off the Kingston Bridge onto a passing silt-dredger WITHOUT BREAKING ANYTHING.
     
  20. Obi_one_and_only

    Obi_one_and_only Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I am Force-sensitive. I just lack proper training.
     
  21. MrDankDonk

    MrDankDonk Jedi Master star 4

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    you are 'Feta-sensitive', y'mean.....
     
  22. Obi_one_and_only

    Obi_one_and_only Jedi Grand Master star 5

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  23. DARTH_DONALD

    DARTH_DONALD Jedi Youngling star 1

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    you know i wish i had'nt started this thread now.........................
     
  24. MrDankDonk

    MrDankDonk Jedi Master star 4

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    reckless you were, headstrong, yeeessasssssss.

    learned a lesson you have, hmmmmm?
     
  25. DARTH_DONALD

    DARTH_DONALD Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Hey DD, what else do you expect fae a darth [face_laugh]
     
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