Scottish football joke

Discussion in 'Scotland' started by Benny_Blanco, Oct 12, 2002.

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  1. Benny_Blanco Jedi Master

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    Jul 21, 2002
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    Fast forward to 2006 - it is just before Scotland v Brazil at the next
    World
    Cup Group game.

    Ronaldo goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his team mates
    looking a bit glum.
    "What's up?" he asks.
    "Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know
    it's
    important but it's only Scotland. They're ***** and we can't be
    bothered".
    Ronaldo looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat these by
    myself,
    you lads go down the pub."
    So Ronaldo goes out to play Scotland by himself and the rest of the
    Brazilian team go off for a few jars.
    After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the
    landlord to put the teletext on.
    A big cheer goes up as the screen reads "Brazil 1 - Scotland 0 (Ronaldo
    10
    minutes)". He is beating Scotland all by himself! Anyway, a few more
    pints
    later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers "It must be full
    time now, let's see how he got on". They put the teletext on.
    "Result from the Stadium "Brazil 1(Ronaldo 10 minutes) - Scotland 1
    (Angus
    McMidden 89 minutes)".
    They can't believe it, he has single handedly got a draw against
    Scotland!!
    They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate him. They find him in the
    dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands.
    He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down"
    "Don't be daft, you got a draw against Scotland , all by yourself. And
    they
    only scored at the very very end!"
    "No, No, I have, I've let you down... I got sent off after 12 minutes"

  2. Az-Azzameen Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 24, 2002
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    [face_laugh]

    Its not that bad. A 2-0 against Iceland is more positive. :D
  3. Darth_Asabrush Force Ghost

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    May 21, 2000
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    Got this joke via email the other day but wasn't brave enough to post it here! :D
  4. Az-Azzameen Jedi Grand Master

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    May 24, 2002
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    I wouldn't worry D_A. Westy posted a thread entitled 'A Joke' and I thought it was about the Scottish national side... [face_blush]
  5. Benny_Blanco Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 21, 2002
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    yeah, i put that up before i watched scotland this afternoon, i thought they played quite well, presley was great!! Rab Doyglas is still crap though!!! Maybe this is the foundations for a great scotland national team in 5 years, huh?
  6. MrDankDonk Force Ghost

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    Mar 28, 2001
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    that joke is rather old and tired, isn't it?

    surely, it would have been better suited to the English board?

    :D
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