Chic, IL Screenname Slogans....(New Additions)

For those of you who traverse the bulletin board on the CF group website, Thom recently posted a link to an "Advertising Slogan Generator". You put in any word and it fits it into well known advertising slogans. I had a few minutes to kill so I started putting in a bunch of our screenames and some of the results were quite funny. So I thought I'd post some. Feel free to add all the innuendo you wish, that's what makes them funny. My apologies if I didn't do any specific member's names but I do have a life, contrary to what you may have heard. I'll do 2 each unless they're really good. Some won't make sense to some of you, I'm sure, but some were freakin' funny, and I couldn't make some of these up if I tried.

Dex
"There's First Love, And Then There's Dex Love"
"Life Should Taste As Good As Dex"

Jedi Autobot
"The Best Part Of Waking Up, Is JediAutobot In Your Cup"
"JediAutobot-Lickin' Good"

Bosh Talk
"Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Bosh Talk In The Oven"
"Does The Hard Bosh Talk, So You Don't Have To!"

Rex
"Momma's Got The Magic of Rex"
"It's different in a Rex"
"Absolut Rex"

Thom Solo
"My Anti-Drug Is Thom Solo"
"Men Can't Help Acting On Thom Solo"

FlippingYodaCola
"There Ain't No Party Like A FlippingYodaCola Party" (For some strange reason, her name finally makes sense in that statement)
"Gonna Be A While, Grab A FlippingYodaCola!"

Schph Gochi
"We Don't Make Schph Gochi, We Make Schph Gochi Better!"
"Wouldn't You Like To Be A Schph Gochi Too?!"

Darth Goat
"Behold The Power Of Darth Goat" (I swear I didn't make that up)
"Once You Pop, You Can't Stop Darth Goat"
"3-in-1 Protection For Your Darth Goat"
"Is Darth Goat In You?"

Bobafemme
"Hands That Do Dishes Can Be As Soft As Your Bobafemme"
"A Finger Of Bobafemme Is Just Enough To Give Your Kids A Treat"
"When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Bobafemme" (Don't we all know it...LOL)

Le Penguin
"Mom's Like You Choose Le Penguin!" (that one's a keeper..LOL)
"Live In Your Le Penguin, Play In Ours"
"Happiness Is A Cigar Called Le Penguin"
"Come To Life, Come To Le Penguin"

Sithman
"Don't You Just Love Being In A Sithman?"
"Devon Knows How They Make Sithman So Creamy" (haven't got a clue what that one is for but by God, it's funny...)

JediGeek
"When You've Got JediGeek Flaunt It"
"Double The Pleasure, Double The JediGeek" (Does that mean twice as many toys...woohoo)

Lt. Dak Ferris
"The Incredible, Edible Lt. Dak Ferris"
"When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Lt. Dak Ferris Overnight!"

Mos Eisley Radio
"How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Center Of A Mos Eisley Radio?"
"Bet You Can't Eat Mos Eisley Radio"

Dartha Stuart
"Have A Dartha Stuart And Smile"
"Fill It To The Rim With Dartha Stuart" (All I can say is, EWWWWWWW!!!)

HazMatt
"Marvin The Mountie Always Gets His Hazmatt"
"Leaves Your Hazmatt Minty, Not Mediciney"

Destiny Froste
"Destiny Froste -- It Does A Body Good!"
"Poppin' Fresh, Destiny Froste"
"Four Out Of Five Dentists Recommend Destiny Froste"

TheExecutor
"Gives A Meal The Executor Appeal"
"Let Your Fingers Do The Walking Through The Executor" (But don't expect him to thank you in the morning)

Darth Jurist
"Darth Jurist, It's Everywhere You Wanna Be" (Only if your name is Rabid Wolverine...LOL)
"Feel The Darth Jurist" (But not unless the idea of hard time make

 

dude....those are sick...

and who else would want to be a "Schph Gochi"....hell...even I am not particularly crazy about the name...

 

Looks like the MILF-hunter has become the MILF-hunted.

-Le Penguin
"Who'll be taking care of my son while you and your mother are out marauding for flesh?"

 

One of mine was
"Shake the bottle, wake the JediGeek." Huh?!?

 

You got me.....was that ever a Pepto Bismol slogan? LOL

Schph--if Obi Wan can become Ben for almost 2 decades I think you can change your name without us hunting you with big pointy sticks...........maybe! Feel free to test the new you!

Peng---Now thats a movie I'd see and a game I'd play. But it's definitely better than being a GILF-hunter...unless of course you're Bosh!

 

That is sweet!!

 

Woot! Oh yea, I *rolls eyes* totally throw a great party.

 

Yes! Mine are hilarious!

\\ reads opening post again

Oh yeah... I'm not on the list.


I feel so loved, Dex.


P.S. But "Is Darth Goat in you?" is great.

 

So as not to leave any of the regulars out, I've added to the list so it wouldn't hurt to check if you're on there now.

 

Those additions are classic!

 

Thanks for including me, Dex! They're all great.

 

"Darth Jurist, It's Everywhere You Wanna Be" (Only if your name is Rabid Wolverine...LOL)
"Feel The Darth Jurist" (But not unless the idea of hard time makes you happy)



~H~

 

Here is my list (that website is cool);

Darth Inebriated
Time To Make The Darth Inebriated.

Designed for Darth Inebriated.

It's a New Darth Inebriated Every Day.

Dartha
The Non-Sticky Sticky Dartha.

The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Dartha.

ChicagoForce
Chicago Force is good for you!!!

Let's Face The Music and Chicago Force.