Amph SEASON PREMIERE ALERT! Top Shot

Discussion in 'Community' started by Zaz, Aug 18, 2006.

  1. Qui-Gon_Reborn Manager Emeritus

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    Dec 11, 2008
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    I guffawed at him a couple of times. Is that bad? :p

    About to see this in approximately six minutes. Whoohooo! :D
  2. Zaz Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 11, 1998
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    10-11PM
    Bravo, TV-14

    Season premiere
    The Millionaire Matchmaker

    "No one will accuse Patti Stanger of being PC (''Um, I need you less? Puerto Rican''), diplomatic (''I hate your dress. Like, burn that dress as we leave''), or family-friendly (too gross to repeat here). However, girl's got a talent for pairing rich people with hot people in a highly entertaining way. In the season 3 opener, brimming with even-Simon-wouldn't-say-that critiques, she works hard to fix up two not-so-suave buddies who run a junk-removal service. Luckily for us, Stanger always knows just what to do with the pointy end of Cupid's arrow. B+ ? Dan Snierson"
  3. Zaz Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 11, 1998
    star 9

    8:30-9PM
    CBS

    Season premiere
    Rules of Engagement

    "The show that you completely forgot ever existed returns for another season. Keep laughing all the way to the bank, David Spade!"

    9-9:30PM
    Golf, TV-PG

    Season premiere
    The Haney Project

    "Hank Haney, Tiger Woods' swing coach, gives Ray Romano lessons. In swinging. Yes, Mrs. Romano, the kind confined to the golf course."
  4. Zaz Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 11, 1998
    star 9
    9-11PMNBC, TV-PG-LSeason premiere

    The Celebrity Apprentice

    "The Donald asks celebrities (and I use that term loosely, Rod Blagojevich, Sinbad, and Darryl Strawberry) to manage an NYC diner, as Ivanka continues to scare me."
  5. Zaz Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 11, 1998
    star 9
    8-10:02PM
    ABC, TV, PG-L

    Season premiere
    Dancing With the Stars

    "Obviously, Buzz Aldrin's gonna look like gravity's not on his side, and Olympic figure skater Evan Lysacek will be a powerhouse even without blades on his shoes. But I'm rooting for Shannen Doherty. It's about time ballroom met bitch."
  6. xblackout Game Winner

    Game Winner
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    Jun 5, 2008
    star 4
    I'm just pumped to see Chad Ochocinco dominate and be, well...Ochocinco.
  7. Zaz Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 11, 1998
    star 9
    10-11PM
    USA

    Season premiere
    In Plain Sight

    "The third season of Mary McCormack's tough-U.S.-marshal series gets off to a solid start with a case about a Witness Protection subject played by guest star Donnie Wahlberg. As usual, the plot details ? Wahlberg's a crime boss-turned-humble diner owner ? don't matter as much as the clipped, clever interplay between McCormack's Mary Shannon and her work partner, Frederick Weller's fine Marshall Mann. Sight should get even better this season, with new showrunner-producer John McNamara (Eyes) adding his talent for both dry wit and ruthless action to the series. B+ ?Ken Tucker"
  8. Zaz Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 11, 1998
    star 9
    8-10PM
    Fox

    So You Think You Can Dance

    "After making a bunch of rule changes this season that shook the SYTYCD world, the dancing show returns with former all-stars to make sure our DVR doesn't dry up over the summer."
  9. Zaz Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 11, 1998
    star 9
    8-10PM
    NBC, TV-PG

    America's Got Talent

    "Get ready for another season of stand-up grannies, inspirational kid singers, and straight-up freaks. With the Hoff (that's David Hasselhoff to his German fans) off the show, Howie Mandel is in the judges' seat to help weed out the loathsome from the awesome. Let's just hope no one tries to touch him."
  10. Qui-Gon_Reborn Manager Emeritus

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    Dec 11, 2008
    star 6
    Whoohoo! It's about time. :D
  11. Nevermind Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 14, 2001
    star 6
    8-9PM
    CBS

    Season premiere
    Big Brother

    "Summer's here, and you know what that means: sun, sand, and nut jobs like Chima throwing mics into inflatable pools. That's right, when the temperatures rise, it's time for Big Brother, and season 12's houseguests include an Orthodox Jew who plans to observe the Sabbath in the house, a Reno 911!-style sheriff, a bikini model who's studying chemistry, a hottie high school swim coach, and, of course, a spoiled brat. ''There are types that we've seen before,'' says exec producer Allison Grodner. ''But there are a lot of them this year we haven't seen on TV, and that's hard to do after 12 years.'' She hints that this year's twist, which will be revealed tonight, involves more audience participation than ever. Any other surprises? Grodner promises some hilarious challenges, though even she knows it'll be hard to match last year's brilliance. ''How do you top a challenge about the popping of zits?''


  12. Nevermind Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 14, 2001
    star 6
    9-10PM | The CW
    Gossip Girl

    "As if Blair and Serena gallivanting around Paris weren't enough of a draw, tonight's premiere also features a girlfight in a fountain."
  13. Nevermind Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 14, 2001
    star 6
    10-11PM | NBC | SEASON PREMIERE
    Parenthood

    "William Baldwin reunites with Peter Krause, only now he's his mean boss and not his tranny-loving client"


    9-10PM | THE CW | SEASON PREMIERE
    Life Unexpected

    "Baze is as confused by his feelings for Cate as I am by the fact that anyone would willingly go through life with the name Baze."
  14. Nevermind Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 14, 2001
    star 6
    8-9PM
    CBS

    Survivor: Nicaragua

    "All hail the game-changing Medallion of Power, which sounds like something Zan and Jana would use to rescue Gleek."

  15. Nevermind Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 14, 2001
    star 6
    8-10:01PM | ABC | SEASON PREMIERE
    Dancing With the Stars

    "I'm so rooting for you and your ''modest'' spandex outfits, Bristol Palin."

    Bristol, I agreed with your pin-headed mother that Letterman shouldn't make jokes about you. It is now OPEN SEASON!
  16. Nevermind Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 14, 2001
    star 6

    9-10PM | CBS | SEASON PREMIERE
    NCIS: Los Angeles

    "Human trafficking, money laundering, and drugs. Throw in an In-n-Out burger and it's just another day in Los Angeles."
  17. Nevermind Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 14, 2001
    star 6

    10-11PM | A&E | SEASON PREMIERE
    Steven Seagal Lawman

    "Seagal invites his team out to a Japanese feast. Moments later his team starts praying for an earthquake."

    It sounds like a camp classic.
  18. saturn5 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 28, 2009
    star 4
    Love this show, it's hilarious because Segal doesn't realise how ridiculous he looks. BUT next time you see him playing a cop you give him a bit more credit because you see him do it for real so fair play to him
  19. Nevermind Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 14, 2001
    star 6
    9-10PM | A&E | SEASON PREMIERE
    Paranormal State

    ''Put up or shut up!'' barks ghostbuster Ryan Buell during a 3 a.m. visit to a haunted home. And cue the ''scary'' music!"
  20. Nevermind Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 14, 2001
    star 6
    8-10PM | FOX
    American Idol

    "From the judges to the set, it seems the only things about Idol that aren't getting revamped for its 10th season is Ryan Seacrest's perma-tan."

    Since Simon was the only good part of this show, expect train wreck.
  21. Nevermind Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 14, 2001
    star 6
    'Spartacus: Gods of the Arena' season premiere

    "Spartacus" star Andy Whitfield?s cancer diagnosis led Starz to greenlight this six-episode prequel, which feels more like a distraction than a real story. But what an epic distraction! Besides adding delicious new characters?notably Jaime Murray as seductive social climber Gaia?"Gods" showcases the series? enjoyably shameless instincts as blood gets splattered and flesh bared. "Spartacus Minus Spartacus" is an engrossing piece of wheel spinning."
  22. JEDI-SOLO Force Ghost

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    Feb 12, 2002
    star 5
    Im hyped as hell about this! I hope that we get the reg season 2 this yr though.
  23. Nevermind Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 14, 2001
    star 6
    9-10PM
    BRAVO, SEASON PREMIERE

    Million Dollar Listing

    "Chad Rogers has been replaced with the douchey but watchable Josh Altman, who appears ready to stir up trouble with fellow agent Madison Hildebrand. But this is all about property porn, which seems especially amped up as we (fingers crossed!) head out of the recession. B? Tanner Stransky"
  24. Nevermind Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 14, 2001
    star 6
    8-8:30PM | G4 | SEASON PREMIERE

    Web Soup

    "Season 3 of the Internet-on-TV show introduces an ''intervention'' segment. But how will they ever choose between Rebecca Black and Sheen's Korner?"
  25. Nevermind Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 14, 2001
    star 6
    8-9PM
    FOX, SEASON PREMIERE

    Master chef

    "Gordon Ramsay, Joe Bastianich, and Graham Elliot (the best wearer of glasses since Sally Jessy Raphael) try to find America's best amateur cook."