Senate Senate Sale

Discussion in 'Archive: The Senate Floor' started by SuperWatto, Jan 20, 2014.

  1. SuperWatto Manager Emeritus

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    First come, first serve!

    Anyone who checks in here and posts a topic will automatically have won any argument about it.

    Always want to be right about the Bible? Do you want your opinion on Obama to be the be-all and end-all, if only for just a week? This is your chance! Come in and grab a topic!
  2. LostOnHoth Chosen One

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    God does not exist. He is a figment of your imagination and it's time all you religious types stopped playing with your imaginary friend and got real lives. Also the bible is stupid and yo mamma dresses you funny.

    Sorry @timmoishere !
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  3. LostOnHoth Chosen One

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    We also have an assortment of patched elbow smoking jackets and paisley ties.
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  4. LostOnHoth Chosen One

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    Oh and if anyone sees Merlin can you let him know he left behind his illustrated encyclopedia of straw manning and windmill tilting.
  5. Lowbacca_1977 Force Ghost

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    The government's upholding of traditions should be removed, all royalty thrown out, so that people are not born into an innately higher status, and marriage stripped from the government's discussion as it is tied to all sorts of baggage regarding traditions.
  6. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Sorry Lowbacca, the Senate sale can't override the fact that Americans were wrong and silly to leave the glory of the Monarchy.

    God save our gracious Queen! God bless England!
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  7. SuperWatto Manager Emeritus

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  8. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Oh god. Oh. No. Oh. Awful.

    I'd leave Australia if we left the Commonwealth. True story.
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  9. Saintheart Chosen One

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    Space travel will happen! It will be a glorious age of Warp Drives, Wormhole Violation, and casual breaking of the speed of light!

    @VadersLaMent too slow to the punch... :D

    @SuperWatto that flag sucks. Give me the one from Event Horizon which had the Aboriginal flag in the top left quarter instead of the Union Jack.
  10. Champion of the Force Force Ghost

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  11. LostOnHoth Chosen One

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    If we are going to change it just replace the Union Jack with the Australian coat of arms. Very stylish.
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  12. Saintheart Chosen One

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    I suppose kids'll be able to complete a kangaroo and an emu easier than a dot painting... :D
  13. Violent Violet Menace Force Ghost

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    We should invade Syria, and oversee the exile national council's penning of a new constitution. While we're there, we should march in to Iran and overthrow the theocracy as well.

    Beat you to the punch, @SuperWatto. :D

    (For the record, I vehemently disagree :p )
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  14. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    No, ditch the stars and extra blue bits.
  15. Fire_Ice_Death Chosen One

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    *Baiting
    Last edited by Jedi Merkurian, Jan 20, 2014
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  16. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    There is absolutely nothing that men can do better than women.

    Except lift heavy objects and drive 5-speed vehicles using only their penises.
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  17. Saintheart Chosen One

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    We can also do Puppetry of the Penis better.
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  18. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    @Kimball_Kinnison liked a @Fire_Ice_Death post. what a beautiful, poetic note to end on. thanks guys -- from here i can see Forever...
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  19. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    I like the irony of how that poster assumes his posts are quality.
  20. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    "Anyone who checks in here and posts a topic will automatically have won any argument about it."

    Ok. The Senate should remain as is.
  21. Champion of the Force Force Ghost

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    If it cheers you all up, just think that the Senate is remaining as normal - it's the JCC, Amph, Arena, Census etc that's just pulling up pegs and moving in with us. :)
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  22. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    Kate Beckinsale is in love with me.
  23. Violent Violet Menace Force Ghost

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    David Hasselhoff is God.

    No.

    David Hasselhoff... IS CHUCK NORRIS!!!
  24. Violent Violet Menace Force Ghost

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    I'm sorry, I'm double-posting to inform you that the universe just imploded.
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  25. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris. Here is my argument.

    In order for Norris to fight Lee he'd have to dig him up since Lee is dead. Norris is getting old, and the effort of digging up Lee would cause him to have a heart attack and die.

    The art of fighting without fighting.