FF:NSW September Meet

So I was right in my grammer usage?

Maybe I shouldn't have apologised?

 

Nope, your usage wasn't correct. But me saying it's never allowed was also incorrect.


And Deto, the 3 Minute Angels girls were hanging around the Cohibar.

 

Okay, well stick to that story then...

Sorry I wasn't there, Caz! My uni work is really bad at the moment...

 

What're they?

 

Well, some guys have a problem and all they need is...

Three Minute Angels is a small cash-in-hand business that operates as a street-team, whereby individuals (usually in twos or threes) visit bars, clubs, nightspots to give three minute massages for a fee (and usually a tip).

 

We booked the Angels in at my office and had them come through one Friday arvo. It was a very relaxing massage, but the downside was that it made me feel so cleansed and relaxed that I could afford to inflict a little extra damage to my body at our work social function later on that evening.

Nice night, hope we all enjoyed ourselves. I'm glad I decided not to drive in.

 

Translation, they send in hot girls (and guys) to give massages to drunk people who then part with far, far more cash than the massage is actually worth. A much better deal can be had by going to an actuial massuese*.


* I have no idea if that spelling is correct or not. Probably not. If the grammar and spelling Nazis can relax a moment, and use the energy they would otherwise expend on correcting me to instead lobby the administration of these boards for a spell checker.

 

Sith Magician posted:

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If the grammar and spelling Nazis can relax a moment, and use the energy they would otherwise expend on correcting me to instead lobby the administration of these boards for a spell checker. [hr][/blockquote]Unfortunately that would be a futile exercise, as only one person on these boards has the capability of doing that and he's under contract to IGN, who don't take requests. ;)

Kudos to whoever thought up the Three Minute Angels idea - I'd imagine it would be a nice money earner. It's up to the customers to determine whether they think it's worth the money or not.

 

But flaming you is so much more fun!

 

I get regular professional Chinese massage done on my shoulder and neck because of a chronic injury I've got.

The 3 Minute Angels massage, however, was wonderful because it was right then and there, where I had no chance of getting anything professional done for me. They weren't too bad either, to be honest. The second one did some reflexology points on the upper neck muscles that my regular masseuse does.

As for the hotness of the girls, well, I can't say I was actually paying any attention to that.. perhaps one of the guys present could comment?


And Sith, you got the spelling right - it's just that masseuse is the feminine form of the noun, so you're only referring to females who give massages. </French grammar Nazi>

 

Hey, It was just a suggestion as to where this energy could be channeled, I didn't say I gave a damn

Well, yeah, but the same kudos could go to tobacco maunfacturers, the councils who unfairly give out and enforce tickets for parking etc...

I only said what I did because it's taking some advantage of the inebriated. I think of them as G rated lap dancers.

But that aside, it was nice to catch up with those that made it Saturday, sorry we couldn't go on to the bar with you.

 

edit: nm, can't be bothered arguing.

 

Oi!
I wasn't inebriated dammit.

 

We never said you were...

 

had a good time guys, sorry we had to dash that early

 

The girl was ok looking, but not hot. Hania applied but didnt end up taking the job, so i guess they are looking for hot girls.

yeah none of the people at our table who got the massagewere really drunk. some werent even a little drunk. and the girl gave Caz hers for cheap because it was her birthday.

 

That's nice.

 

what are you saying???

 

That hanias Teh hotness.

she knows it.

edit: ok, I got like 3 PMs on this; i didnt call Hania ugly! i said she didnt take the job. They offered it to her, but she didnt take it.

She doesnt even read here really.

 

Smooth, mate.

 

You know, originally when I read this I thought the same as everyone else, but you never actually said that she was not offered the job. Just that she never accepted it. So I'm with Scream on this...except I have no opinion to offer as to the aesthetic qualities of any of the people who post here.

 

Although I had to re-read that post a couple of times, I knew what Craig meant.

I'm quite certain that Craig would not consider Hania to be anything less than attractive, an opinion I'm certain would be shared by anyone who has met her.

I certainly hope the people who sent him PMs showed some sort of restraint and didn't just let fly with knee jerk reactions.

 

Oh they werent. they were mainly "dude...u called hania ugly! u should probably get that edited!"

No one was mean about it.

 

I was so too mean!

I even called you a cow in another thread. What's it take to be mean these days?!

 

good to know I am not the only who "misreads" what you say