Phx Sexist cell phone?

Samsung SGH-T500

Description

Man made Jewelry - Eternally Glittering

The quest for glittering objects is an innate lust of human beings. It dates back to the beginning of human history. The SGH-T500 is undoubtedly a symbol of wealth and beauty. It's delicately cut edges give brilliance comparable to a diamond, reflecting eternal beauty. Sleek, slim and compact, it allows for a silky and velvet-like touch. Just like a treasure chest, with valuable memories inside, the SGH-T500 is a 21st century jewel, which completes communication for all the descendents of Eve.

Features

Luxurious Design
- External LCD decorated with 32 cubic zirconia
- Internal LCD with 65000 Color
- Bluish-White Keypad Backlight
Color Screen & Mirror Screen
40 Polyphonic Melody
Features for Women
- Biorhythm
- Built-in self-view mirror
- Fatness Index
- Calorie Calculator
- Pink Schedule
- Menstruation cycle calculator

Now see, it's the men who need the menstruation cycle calculator. Or better yet they could market a male version that communicates wirelessly with her phone to keep track of the menstrual calendar and airtime usage to other females' phones to predict stress level and chart that against a color rating like the 'terror alert' system. It could even automaticaly dial the florist if you so desired.

Humor aside, my question to the PFF females is, would you buy a phone like this? I'm curious.

 

That would be a big negatio from me. But you all know how typically feminine my mindset is.

 

Ew, no! That's just way too girly. Electronics should not be pink or have cubic zirconia.

And some things just don't need to be charted on a calendar.

 

i don't know, i think if i had access to all those different ways of having proof that i'm fat everytime i just answer a call, i'd probably turn into a mean person real quick.

or i'd skip that step and go straight to the "jess acts out various scenes from 'falling down' with the safety turned off."

 

Features for Women
- Biorhythm
- Built-in self-view mirror
- Fatness Index
- Calorie Calculator
- Pink Schedule
- Menstruation cycle calculator

Okay, "Features for Women" turns me off right from the start, but I continue reading...

- "Biorhythm" ? I guess we just don't do well enough on our own knowing that birth control is a good idea.

- "mirror" - because I don't see myself enough already? heh.

- "Fatness Index" - oh good. One more thing telling us we'll never look as good as Stephanie Seymore in lingerie... now in digital.

- "Calorie Calculator" - because the "fatness index" just isn't enough, I guess.

- "Pink schedule" - I'm guessing the Mary Kay company had a say in this one. ick.

- "Menstruation Cycle Calculator" - here's how I do it - If I start, good. If not, it's time to make an OB/GYN appointment. Besides, what a depressing way to plan.

So, redundant as this may be, my answer is a resounding "NO!"

 

absolutely no

 

pulls out lightsaber... Now this is a woman's accessory!
So...no on the phone, even though I do like sparkly things! I am content with cellophane.


Ms. Fritz I just gotta have a sparkly!

 

I am offended by this cell phone. It is sexist.
sexist! sexist! sexist! sexist!
Im sure if a MALE ORIENTATED cell phone was invented, every womens group would be all over the news!

Offended!

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