sexually slanted star wars lines...

okay, some lines from star wars when quoted out of context kinda make you think "huh? what porno did that come from?"

post some of these like:

"You came in that? You're braver than I thought!"

"Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"

"Get out of there Wedge, you can't do any more good back there!"

"I musta hit pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, eh kid?"

etc.

 

man this thread is realy pushing it.

 

hey, it's just direct SW quotes!!!

 

"size matters not"

"judge me by my size do you?"

"at this speed, can you pull out in time?

"look at the size of that thing!!"

 

"im your father" that one works if used in context correctly... lol

 

my favorite "THATS NO MOON"

 

lol, good ones qgd...I didn't wanna use up all the good ones first

 

i had a couple more in mind but i forgot them... sigh

 

"Pull out, Wedge! You can't do any more good back there!"

 

"oh, ah, ahhh, AHHH!!!" (han getting tortured...)

 

"No I can hold it!" "Pull out!" "No, I'm all right...aaaggghhhh!!"

"Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"

"Get on top!" "I can't!"

 

"Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie."

 

I have this list of how dirty Star Wars would be if you just added the word "underpants" to certain phrases. For example, "Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into alot of underpants more heavily guarded than this." or my fave "Governor Tarkin. I should've recognized you roul underpants when I was brought on board."

 

gee, that sounds awfully familiar...
Lewis_Black, check out this little number...

here's a really bad one...

VADER: i have felt him, my master...
PALPY: strange that i have not!

 

yeah...

"I feel the good in you!"

 

Ooohhh...you guys are gonna get me fired yet.....

 

c'mon join in tim!

 

"and i thought they smelled bad on the outside"

 

"almost there...almost got it..."

 

he's my brother .

 

But, which one was he, the Master, or the Apprentice.....

 

tim i waited for you to be on for this . edit it if you have to .



icky , icky , goo !

 

arent you a little short for a stormtrooper

 

That's probably no more sexual than Leia's body language when she said it.....

 

actually , jar jar says it .