Spok, WA SFF Cantina

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  1. Earwen_AndKillMe Jedi Knight

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    Oct 21, 2004
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    So far all of our threads have just been information threads.

    This is a thread to get to know your fellow FFers. So come in, relax, and enjoy the silliness.

    Her name was Leia, she was a princess,
    with a danish on each ear, and Darth Vader (Vader breathing) drawing near.
    So Artoo Detoo, found Ben Kenobi. ("Obi-Wan")
    He'd have to put the Death Star plans, into the Rebellion's hands.
    So Luke and Obi-Wan, had to get to Alderaan,
    so they stopped into Mos Eisley, to have a drink with Han...

    At the Star Wars, [Star Wars!], Star Wars Cantina, [Star Wars Cantina]
    The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a!
    [Here, at the] Star Wars, [Star!], Star Wars Cantina,
    Music, and blasters, and old Jedi Masters, at the Star Wars!...

    ("Oota-do-ta, Solo?")
    His name was Solo ("Han Solo"), he was a pilot (Millenium Falcon flying by)
    With a blaster at his side (Solo's blaster firing), and a smile twelve parsecs wide,
    there with Chewbacca ("Roar"), he was a Wookiee.
    They met with Luke and Obi-Wan, about the Millenium Falcon.
    Docking Bay Ninety-four ("Ninety-four"), Stormtroopers at the door. (Three knocks on metal)
    With a flash of Ben's lightsaber (Saber igniting and swooping), now there's an arm, ("Aaaargh!") on the floor...

    At the Star Wars, [Star Wars!], Star Wars Cantina, [Star Wars Cantina]
    The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a!
    [Here, at the] Star Wars, [Star!], Star Wars Cantina,
    Music, and blasters, and old Jedi Masters, at the Star Wars!...

    ("Mos Eisley Spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.")

    His name was Yoda, he was a muppet. ("EewOHew!")
    Darth Vader was so bad, and by the way he's Luke's dad.
    Luke kissed his sister (Leia kissing Luke); his hand got cut off. (Saber Zap, "Aaaaagh!")
    In that galaxy far, far away, Luke has had a lousy day.
    Boba Fett was so mean, Jabba had bad hygiene. ("Ho! Ho! Ho!")
    Why didn't they all just relax, back on Tatooine...

    At the Star Wars, [Star Wars!], Star Wars Cantina, [Star Wars Cantina]
    The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a! (Cantina Driod Alarm)
    [Here, at the] Star Wars, [Star!], Star Wars Cantina,
    Music, and blasters, and old Jedi Masters, at the Star Wars!...

    ("The Force will be with you, always")
    [Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina,] (Beeps and Whistles)
    [Star Wars,] (Growl) [Star Wars Cantina...]



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  2. mightyd4 Jedi Knight

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    Oct 24, 2004
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    SOoooo funny.

    If you liked that song, try finding songs by Richard Cheese....lounge covers to todays 'greatest' hits.
  3. Earwen_AndKillMe Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Oct 21, 2004
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    I'll keep that in mind. So how are you?


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