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Oceania Shara sucks!

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by jaimini, Mar 31, 2003.

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  1. Shara_82 Administrator Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Jan 10, 2001
    star 5
    Still going with that, are you? ;)

    Just FYI, I would have let anyone start an April Fools joke in here, provided that it wasn't hurtful to anyone. It DID have a topic, it WOULD have been allowed by anyone, and as such the spamming in this thread IS something you're lucky I haven't done something about.
  2. MisFitToy Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Jan 5, 2003
    star 3
    Well, there the spam you go, we can spamming well post what we like around the spamming place then hey?
    spammerific! :)
  3. Saintheart Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Dec 16, 2000
    star 6
    E_S: with all respect to the Great Mod, I do find this spam theme rather enlightening.

    Well, not really. It's just that Monty Python is one of the higher art forms with which to post. :D

    For so it was in 2003 that the FanForce Civilisations lay in ruins. Hordes of posters came looting and pillaging through the boards, mentioning more and more spam spam spam spam spam

    *WHAM!*










































    ...and now for something completely different. :D
  4. Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Mar 14, 2001
    star 6
  5. Ender Sai Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Feb 18, 2001
    star 9
    Hear that, Saintheart? It's the sound of a mod backpedalling! :D

    Shara_82 says: "I don't like spam!"

    E_S
  6. Shara_82 Administrator Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Jan 10, 2001
    star 5
    Backpeddling? On what, may I ask, Ender? I'm saying nothing more then I did on April 1 - have fun in this thread, and happy April Fools. ?[face_plain]
  7. Aragorn2003 Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Feb 13, 2003
    star 1
    We should not have mods. Mods are inherently exploitative, and are a tool of the bourgoisie. We should be free to live in a collectivist/anarchical system within our separate communes.
  8. Rani Veko Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 22, 2000
    star 4
    You're fooling yourself, Aragorn. ;)

    You don't vote for GSAs. The administration of FanForce, their ban-buttons glimmering with shimmering samite, rose up from the bosom of the OFH an held aloft a PM saying, "Better luck next time, you picked the short straw, Shara..." signifying by divine right that she should replace Hama. That is why she is your GSA!

    :p

    - Rani
  9. Saintheart Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Dec 16, 2000
    star 6
    You don't vote for GSAs. The administration of FanForce, their ban-buttons glimmering with shimmering samite, rose up from the bosom of the OFH an held aloft a PM saying, "Better luck next time, you picked the short straw, Shara..." signifying by divine right that she should replace Hama. That is why she is your GSA!

    Listen, strange women distributing straws is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power is derived from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical electronic ceremony! I mean, if I went around telling people that some watery tart lobbed a piece of grass at me, they'd put me away!

    Help, help, we're being repressed!

    :D :D :D

  10. Ender Sai Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Feb 18, 2001
    star 9
    He's right, you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw colours at you! I mean, if I went round callin' myself JCC Emperor just 'cause some moistened bint had lobbed a colourful user-ID at me, they'd put me away!

    E_S
  11. Saintheart Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Dec 16, 2000
    star 6
    Damn, damn, I shouldn't have edited. Oh, well. Works just as well. :D :D

    Bloody peasant! :D
  12. Saintheart Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Dec 16, 2000
    star 6
    All right! Listen! Nobody is to ban anybody else until I blow this whistle--even if they do say Jehovah!

    *sounds of thousands of bans crashing across the boards*
  13. MisFitToy Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Jan 5, 2003
    star 3
    Jehovah, Jehovah, Jehovah ,Jehovah!!

    //dances a little jig
  14. HawkNC Former RSA: Oceania

    Member Since:
    Oct 23, 2001
    star 6
    FFer: "We have found a troll. May we ban her?"

    Crowd: "Ban her! Ban her!"

    Mod: "How do you know she is a troll?"

    FFer: "She posts like one."

    Crowd: "Right! Yeah! Yeah!"

    Mod: "Bring her forward."

    Troll: "I'm not a troll."

    Mod: "Ah, but you post like one."

    Troll: "They hacked my account and posted as me."

    Crowd: "We didn't! We didn't..."

    Troll: "And this isn't my icon. It's a false one."

    Mod: "Well?"

    FFer: "Well, we did do the icon."

    Mod: "The icon?"

    FFer: "And the profile, but she is a troll! Ban her!"

    Crowd: "Yeah, ban her, right!"

    Mod: "Did you hack into her account?"

    Crowd members: "No. No. No. No. Yes. No. Yeah, a bit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A bit. Yes. She has got a warning."


    Can't be stuffed parodying the rest of that scene. :p
  15. Teknobabel Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 4, 2000
    star 5
    Salesman: Ban button sir?

    Female with fake beard: Nah, i'm right, found this one just lying on the ground

    Salesman: Have a look at this one sir, that's craftsmanship sir.

    Female with fake Beard: Allright, i'll have three flat bans, two long bans, and a packet of spanks.
  16. Saintheart Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Dec 16, 2000
    star 6
    Newbie: I wish to complain about this sock wot I purchased not 'alf an hour ago from this very boutique.

    Mod:Ah, yes, the Norwegian Blue, what's wrong with it?

    Newbie: I'll tell you what's wrong with it. It's banned, that's what's wrong with it.
  17. Teknobabel Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 4, 2000
    star 5
    Isn't life grand, everything revolves around Monty Python in the end
  18. Ender Sai Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Feb 18, 2001
    star 9
    Aye, or how we can distract a mod from our spamming her spam thread with Monty Python jokes.

    'Cause life's a piece of ****, when you look at it...

    E_S
  19. Saintheart Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Dec 16, 2000
    star 6
    *cue chorus of banned socks, banned users, and other crucifixees...*

    Always look on the briight siiide of life!
  20. 404NotFound Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Jan 24, 2003
    star 1
    Shara sucks!


    Yes she does [face_plain]
  21. Shara_82 Administrator Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Jan 10, 2001
    star 5
  22. Ender Sai Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Feb 18, 2001
    star 9
    SAINTHEART: And that, Ender, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped.

    ENDER_SAI: This new learning fascinates me, Saintheart. Tell me again how sheeps bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes...

    E_S
  23. Saintheart Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Dec 16, 2000
    star 6
    SHARA_82Thanks, I (love) you, too.
    NARRATOR: And there was much rejoicing. *cue lukewarm cheer and waving little flags*

    Meanwhile...

    ENDER_SAI: Look, I really think I ought to get back on the boards and face the peril!

    SAINTHEART: No, it's too perilous.

    ENDER_SAI: I can take them! There's only a hundred and fifty of them!

    SAINTHEART: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.

    ENDER_SAI: (faintly) I bet you're gay!

    SAINTHEART: (even more faintly) No I'm not!
  24. The Gatherer Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Aug 2, 1999
    star 6
    Why is this thread still open?

    Shara is one of the most beautiful, innocent, honest person that I have ever met.
  25. Rani Veko Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 22, 2000
    star 4
    Not everyone in this thread is targetting Shara out of spite. Some of us are teasing her out of fun, and some have helped her have a few laughs at herself, too.

    As long as Shara's laughing too, it's all good. ;)

    Now, let's see some more of that Monty Python! I'm still working on mine... :D

    - Rani
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