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Oceania Shara sucks!

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by jaimini, Mar 31, 2003.

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  1. Shara_82

    Shara_82 Administrator Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Jan 10, 2001
    Still going with that, are you? ;)

    Just FYI, I would have let anyone start an April Fools joke in here, provided that it wasn't hurtful to anyone. It DID have a topic, it WOULD have been allowed by anyone, and as such the spamming in this thread IS something you're lucky I haven't done something about.
     
  2. MisFitToy

    MisFitToy Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Jan 5, 2003
    Well, there the spam you go, we can spamming well post what we like around the spamming place then hey?
    spammerific! :)
     
  3. Saintheart

    Saintheart Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Dec 16, 2000
    E_S: with all respect to the Great Mod, I do find this spam theme rather enlightening.

    Well, not really. It's just that Monty Python is one of the higher art forms with which to post. :D

    For so it was in 2003 that the FanForce Civilisations lay in ruins. Hordes of posters came looting and pillaging through the boards, mentioning more and more spam spam spam spam spam

    *WHAM!*










































    ...and now for something completely different. :D
     
  4. Protege-of-Thrawn

    Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Mar 14, 2001
    A spongebob singing about his favourite things in the [link=http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song]world...or moon.[/link]
     
  5. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Feb 18, 2001
    Hear that, Saintheart? It's the sound of a mod backpedalling! :D

    Shara_82 says: "I don't like spam!"

    E_S
     
  6. Shara_82

    Shara_82 Administrator Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Jan 10, 2001
    Backpeddling? On what, may I ask, Ender? I'm saying nothing more then I did on April 1 - have fun in this thread, and happy April Fools. ?[face_plain]
     
  7. Aragorn2003

    Aragorn2003 Jedi Master star 1

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    Feb 13, 2003
    We should not have mods. Mods are inherently exploitative, and are a tool of the bourgoisie. We should be free to live in a collectivist/anarchical system within our separate communes.
     
  8. Rani Veko

    Rani Veko Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Apr 22, 2000
    You're fooling yourself, Aragorn. ;)

    You don't vote for GSAs. The administration of FanForce, their ban-buttons glimmering with shimmering samite, rose up from the bosom of the OFH an held aloft a PM saying, "Better luck next time, you picked the short straw, Shara..." signifying by divine right that she should replace Hama. That is why she is your GSA!

    :p

    - Rani
     
  9. Saintheart

    Saintheart Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Dec 16, 2000
    You don't vote for GSAs. The administration of FanForce, their ban-buttons glimmering with shimmering samite, rose up from the bosom of the OFH an held aloft a PM saying, "Better luck next time, you picked the short straw, Shara..." signifying by divine right that she should replace Hama. That is why she is your GSA!

    Listen, strange women distributing straws is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power is derived from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical electronic ceremony! I mean, if I went around telling people that some watery tart lobbed a piece of grass at me, they'd put me away!

    Help, help, we're being repressed!

    :D :D :D

     
  10. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Feb 18, 2001
    He's right, you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw colours at you! I mean, if I went round callin' myself JCC Emperor just 'cause some moistened bint had lobbed a colourful user-ID at me, they'd put me away!

    E_S
     
  11. Saintheart

    Saintheart Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Dec 16, 2000
    Damn, damn, I shouldn't have edited. Oh, well. Works just as well. :D :D

    Bloody peasant! :D
     
  12. Saintheart

    Saintheart Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Dec 16, 2000
    All right! Listen! Nobody is to ban anybody else until I blow this whistle--even if they do say Jehovah!

    *sounds of thousands of bans crashing across the boards*
     
  13. MisFitToy

    MisFitToy Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Jan 5, 2003
    Jehovah, Jehovah, Jehovah ,Jehovah!!

    //dances a little jig
     
  14. HawkNC

    HawkNC Former RSA: Oceania star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Oct 23, 2001
    FFer: "We have found a troll. May we ban her?"

    Crowd: "Ban her! Ban her!"

    Mod: "How do you know she is a troll?"

    FFer: "She posts like one."

    Crowd: "Right! Yeah! Yeah!"

    Mod: "Bring her forward."

    Troll: "I'm not a troll."

    Mod: "Ah, but you post like one."

    Troll: "They hacked my account and posted as me."

    Crowd: "We didn't! We didn't..."

    Troll: "And this isn't my icon. It's a false one."

    Mod: "Well?"

    FFer: "Well, we did do the icon."

    Mod: "The icon?"

    FFer: "And the profile, but she is a troll! Ban her!"

    Crowd: "Yeah, ban her, right!"

    Mod: "Did you hack into her account?"

    Crowd members: "No. No. No. No. Yes. No. Yeah, a bit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A bit. Yes. She has got a warning."


    Can't be stuffed parodying the rest of that scene. :p
     
  15. Teknobabel

    Teknobabel Jedi Master star 5

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    Jun 4, 2000
    Salesman: Ban button sir?

    Female with fake beard: Nah, i'm right, found this one just lying on the ground

    Salesman: Have a look at this one sir, that's craftsmanship sir.

    Female with fake Beard: Allright, i'll have three flat bans, two long bans, and a packet of spanks.
     
  16. Saintheart

    Saintheart Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Dec 16, 2000
    Newbie: I wish to complain about this sock wot I purchased not 'alf an hour ago from this very boutique.

    Mod:Ah, yes, the Norwegian Blue, what's wrong with it?

    Newbie: I'll tell you what's wrong with it. It's banned, that's what's wrong with it.
     
  17. Teknobabel

    Teknobabel Jedi Master star 5

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    Jun 4, 2000
    Isn't life grand, everything revolves around Monty Python in the end
     
  18. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Feb 18, 2001
    Aye, or how we can distract a mod from our spamming her spam thread with Monty Python jokes.

    'Cause life's a piece of ****, when you look at it...

    E_S
     
  19. Saintheart

    Saintheart Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Dec 16, 2000
    *cue chorus of banned socks, banned users, and other crucifixees...*

    Always look on the briight siiide of life!
     
  20. 404NotFound

    404NotFound Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Jan 24, 2003
    Shara sucks!


    Yes she does [face_plain]
     
  21. Shara_82

    Shara_82 Administrator Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Jan 10, 2001
    Thanks, I [face_love] you, too. :)
     
  22. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Feb 18, 2001
    SAINTHEART: And that, Ender, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped.

    ENDER_SAI: This new learning fascinates me, Saintheart. Tell me again how sheeps bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes...

    E_S
     
  23. Saintheart

    Saintheart Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Dec 16, 2000
    SHARA_82Thanks, I (love) you, too.
    NARRATOR: And there was much rejoicing. *cue lukewarm cheer and waving little flags*

    Meanwhile...

    ENDER_SAI: Look, I really think I ought to get back on the boards and face the peril!

    SAINTHEART: No, it's too perilous.

    ENDER_SAI: I can take them! There's only a hundred and fifty of them!

    SAINTHEART: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.

    ENDER_SAI: (faintly) I bet you're gay!

    SAINTHEART: (even more faintly) No I'm not!
     
  24. The Gatherer

    The Gatherer Jedi Youngling star 6

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    Aug 2, 1999
    Why is this thread still open?

    Shara is one of the most beautiful, innocent, honest person that I have ever met.
     
  25. Rani Veko

    Rani Veko Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Apr 22, 2000
    Not everyone in this thread is targetting Shara out of spite. Some of us are teasing her out of fun, and some have helped her have a few laughs at herself, too.

    As long as Shara's laughing too, it's all good. ;)

    Now, let's see some more of that Monty Python! I'm still working on mine... :D

    - Rani
     
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