Amph Shelf Of Shame...

Discussion in 'Community' started by harpua, Sep 2, 2012.

  1. AAAAAH Jedi Knight

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    i have had a twinkieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
  2. Ramza JC Head Admin and RPF Manager

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    I tried exactly one Twinkie, nearly gagged, and never looked back. Spongecake and cream is just... ugh. It was horrible.
  3. AAAAAH Jedi Knight

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  4. harpua Chosen One

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    Yeah, I've had Twinkies... ****ing nasty. A few years ago, I sent Pete (ask-the-younglings) a box of Twinkies (he lives in the UK and hadn't had one). He found them revolting.
  5. Frank T. Jedi Grand Master

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    I like twinkies. Did I hear recently that they're not gonna make 'em anymore or have I misremembered?
  6. AAAAAH Jedi Knight

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    is it the texture that does you guys in?
  7. Ramza JC Head Admin and RPF Manager

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    Hostess filed for bankruptcy, but a bunch of companies are making bids for the recipe at the moment.

    It's really just the everything for me. I don't like cream, I don't like spongecake, and you put them together in a heavily processed package and just... I found it quite appalling.
    Last edited by Ramza, Jan 26, 2013
  8. I Are The Internets Force Ghost

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  9. harpua Chosen One

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    I liked Chocodiles, though.
  10. AAAAAH Jedi Knight

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    you mean that thing that is basically a twinkie encased in chocolate?
  11. harpua Chosen One

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    Yeah.... weird, right?
  12. AAAAAH Jedi Knight

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  13. tom Force Ghost

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    i have had twinkies, chocodiles, and once even a deep fried twinkie.
  14. DarthTunick SfC Part III Commissioner

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    I've my share of Twinkie's over the years. Though the spongieness of it had a delectable taste, I much preferred Hostess Cupcakes over Twinkies.
  15. tom Force Ghost

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    i think we need a new thread: "darthtunick food connoisseur".
  16. Healer_Leona Manager Emeritus

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    When I first had one, they were really very good.

    Decades later I tried one. Not so much.
  17. harpua Chosen One

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    lol.... delectable.

    For reference purposes, I'd like to submit Tunick's idea of a good meal. :p

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  18. AAAAAH Jedi Knight

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    BAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR(F)
  19. tom Force Ghost

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    that's the beauty of it. he applies these gourmet descriptions to things like twinkies, corn dogs, and processed cheese.
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  20. Ramza JC Head Admin and RPF Manager

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    Oh god not that photo again.

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  21. harpua Chosen One

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    "There is nothing more divine than the fine aromatic scent of a perfectly aged Velveeta cheese spread onto a fine artesian hot dog bun. When washed down with a cool refreshingly tantalizing Bud Ice, nothing satisfies better."
  22. AAAAAH Jedi Knight

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    that reminds me of this tubby kid on youtube that called himself "the food reviewer", but only did reviews of grozz junk foods. i think someone hacked his account and deleted all his videos, though. one of my favorites was his "bertuchies pepperoni pizza with extra cheese review" because he filmed it right in the restaurant as he was eating the pizza and his little brother was yelling off camera about star wars and interrupting him and he kept having to stop the review to tell the brother to shut up.
  23. Kiki-Gonn Jedi Grand Master

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    I heard some nutrition muckity muck say he left a Twinkie out on his desk to see how long before it went bad. Years later it was unchanged.

    And yes I've had them. Definitely not that great, moon pies and Hostess cupcakes are way better as far as junk pseudo foods go.
  24. AAAAAH Jedi Knight

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  25. Juliet316 Force Ghost

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    I've had a Twinkie or two. They're okay, but give me a chocolate cupcake anyday.

    Or anything Chocolate, actually.
    Last edited by Juliet316, Jan 26, 2013