Amph Shelf Of Shame...

Did you like them?

 

I don't like powdery salty **** covering my food... so no.

 

cheez dust

 

The powdery salty stuff is better when it covers your fingers. That's the best part of eating Doritos.

 

the best part of eating doritos is when you feel like **** afterwards and want to die.

 

The best part of eating Doritis is when you decide not to.

 

the best part of eating doris is when your clothes are thoroughly soaked with her blood.

 

The best part of beating dingoes is the feeling of satisfaction when you bring the meat home to cook.

 

Holy crap, we're already almost done with another one?

 

we're not done until i say we're done. do you understand?

 

I refuse to understand you. You're more interesting that way.

 

oh ok, that's cool. wanna make out?

 

Steamy...

 

What exactly is entailed by the phrase "make out?"

NO

That's an invitation to understanding.

YES, LET'S.

 

huh?

 

have you never made out with someone, cor?

 

So much sadness today. My avatar isn't even making me joyfully laugh.

 

I was almost tempted to not post and see how long that romantic back and forth between AAAAH and Cor could go on, but I don't wanna hold things up.

So let's see, I've never had....puffer fish!

J/K, that's too out there and I figure many will need a handicap, so I'm going for something just as delish: OCTOPUS.

 

Octopus is my favorite sushi. Not even kidding. Every time I go out for sushi I eat at least four pieces of octopus nigiri. To say nothing of my fondness for fried octopus. You're missing out.

 

No. I wouldn't want to make the other octopuses mad at me.

 

No Octopus for me.

 

Nope, I don't think I am. That is one of the few things that can absolutely slam my mouth shut if I was ever threatened with so much as tasting it.

 

yes to the octopus

 

Not yet. It's on the list.

 

have had octopus.



last place!