JCC Shocking things people say to you

"This coffee tastes like dog food."
What was strange about this one was that I was ordering myself a cup of coffee and this guy comes up next to me with tears coming down his eyes and the biggest grin on his face. I was both terrified and amused.

 

I wonder how he knows what dog food tastes like.

 

I know several people who've tried it over the years. Mostly out of curiosity, some I suspect by necessity.

 

I wanted more to know if those were tears of sadness or tears of joy.

 

I used to eat cat food when I was 2.I suppose that's why I like cats.

 

Ick.

 

Not finding a female comedian funny is LITERALLY OPPRESSION.

 

I honestly thought this said you used to eat cat food when you were 21.

 

It's probably not any different from eating Taco Bell, hot dogs. or Wendy's chili, etc... it's just just low grade nasty meat and grain filler.

 

You can learn some rather interesting things about people by paying attention to the composition of someone's shopping cart. Even more so if you live in a small enough town that you can observe the same people shopping on multiple occasions.

 

But those foods (and I would know) don't have that animal food (wet cat & dog food) smell to it.

 

Shaggy eats dog food in Scooby Doo so it can't be all that bad...

 

I did too... thought maybe she went through some tight times then.

 

I honestly thought this said she used to eat cat food when she was 2.1

And i thought that it was specific.

 

^ Hey, this made me laugh. I guess women are now funny. Myth busted.

 

Okay, my big brother would tell my sister and me when we went to do the laundry, that we had to separate the girls' clothing from the boys' clothing. Specifically, the underwear...

I was talking to my roommate's daughter (she's 26) about global warming and how it's making the glaciers melt which will lead to a rise in ocean levels and some islands in the Pacific will be flooded. She said (and I quote), "I thought islands floated."

 

lol.I turned 19 on Sunday.

 

With geography skills like that, she should run for Congress.

 

I think it's safe to say that there are more funny women than there are people who agree with lando the cape about anything.

 

Happy Birthday! Try to stay away from the cat food.

 

Thanks.

 

This happened to me too! ( without the high school connection )

What is it about parks?

I wonder if it was the same park...

 

From awhile back:

"Taylor Swift is only famous because she has ovaries and cried over a boy."

 

Yeah, that doesn't cover it. Her fame is still inexplicable.