Short Attention Span Theater Presents...

Indeed. Up.

 

Super job, Blindman!

As a teacher, I can sympathize with poor Mace. And being a substitute must be worse!

 

LOL!!!!!!! "There is no spoon." HA HA HA!! "We're going to play Quidditch? Cool!" Oh man, that was hilarious!

 

bloody brilliant! Loved the Matrix and Harry Potter references!


UP!

 

LOL! All of these are awesomeness! You're hilariousness BlindMan!
God bless!
<3-Moose

 

UP! :-D

 

yeah, listen to the majarly religious dude, and give us more

 

you talkin' about me? Whoa...
ok, Up!

 

Flaming is not allowed

 

Okay, I'm back. This one probably only makes sense if you've played the games...



Short Attention Span Theater Presents:


THE INCREDIBLY AMAZING ADVENTURES OF THE ONE AND ONLY KYLE KATARN



(An aged KYLE KATARN is sitting in a chair in his Coruscant apartment, with his two grandsons--DERIC and GALEN--and his granddaughter ALLYANA sitting at his feet, listening to him spin his tales. JAN ORS is straightening knick-knacks on a shelf behind KYLE.)

KYLE: --and that's how I defeated Mohc and destroyed the Dark Trooper project, saving the galaxy.

(The children look at each other, then GALEN--the youngest--looks to JAN.)

GALEN: Grandma Jan, is Grandpa Kyle crazy?

KYLE: What?!

JAN: (smiling) No, he's not crazy, dear. He does have a tendency to exaggerate, though...

KYLE: I most certainly do not!

DERIC: You took on all of those Imperials and Dark Troopers and dianogas and even Boba Fett--by yourself--and lived? C'mon, grandpa.

KYLE: I did! And a whole lot more!

ALLYANA: Did you really fight a Kell dragon with your bare hands?

KYLE: Yes, I did. I've still got the scars to prove it.

DERIC: And what was the deal with those personal shield thingies? I've never heard of those before.

KYLE: They were...experimental. Yeah. I had the only one.

DERIC: And you kept finding recharges for the shields--and your weapons--just lying around all over the place?

KYLE: Yes. I'd hate to think what might have happened if the Imperials hadn't been so careless with their ordinance.

GALEN: Where'd you put all the guns?

KYLE: What?

GALEN: You said you kept picking up new weapons as the mission went along--where'd you put 'em all? They must have weighed a ton! How'd you sneak around with all of that?

KYLE: I'm...just that good.

(The children look at him skeptically.)

KYLE: (throwing up his arms) I saved the freakin' galaxy, and all I get is people looking at me like I'm crazy? Why'd I even bother? (he slumps back in his chair)

ALLYANA: Don't get mad, grandpa. Please? Tell us another story.

KYLE: (folding his arms on his chest) I don't feel like it. Since nobody wants to listen, anyway...

JAN: Don't pout, dear.

KYLE: I'm not pouting. I'm sulking. There's a difference.

JAN: Kids, did you know that your Grandpa was a Jedi?

(The kids' eyes light up.)

ALLYANA: A Jedi? Really?

GALEN: With a lightsaber and everything?

KYLE: (smiling, warming up a bit) Yeah, I was. You guys want to hear about it?

DERIC, GALEN and ALLYANA: (in unison) Yes!

KYLE: You're sure?

DERIC, GALEN and ALLYANA: (in unison) YES!

KYLE: (grinning) Well, all right, then. There was this place called the Valley of the Jedi--where the spirits of fallen Jedi resided. A place of great power, but its location was a secret. And there was an evil, dark Jedi named Jerec, who was trying to find it. I had to try and stop him and his evil minions of the Dark Side--and along the way, I discovered my own Force abilities.

DERIC: Grandpa, if this Jerec was so big and bad, how come I've never heard of him?

KYLE: Because you're stupid?

(Jan smacks KYLE in the back of the head.)

DERIC: Was he badder than Darth Vader?

KYLE: Yes.

GALEN: Badder than Darth Maul?

KYLE: Yes.

ALLYANA: Badder than Darth Tyranus?

KYLE: (rolling his eyes) Yes!

GALEN: Badder than Darth Jar Jar?

KYLE: Yes! Well, no. But he was bad, all right? Bad! Anyway, he captured your grandma, and, as usual, I had to go rescue her.

JAN: Hey...(she gives him a playful shove on the shoulder)

KYLE: I fought and defeated all of Jerec's minions, then faced Jerec himself in the heart of the Valley of the Jedi. Lightsaber against lightsaber. Good versus evil with the fate of the galaxy at stake! And of course, I won.

ALLYANA: Wow. What'd you do then?

KYLE: Well, then I took on an apprentice. Maybe you've heard of her--Mara Jade?

GALEN: Luke Skywalker's wife?!

KYLE: Yep.

DERIC: Wait a minute, I saw her on "Galactic Biography" the other night, and she didn't mention being your student.

KYLE:

 

LOL!!!!!

 

I'm reading those Dark Forces book's, and you could possibly call Katarn, the Macgyver of the Jedi.
BlindMan I'm eagerly awaiting your next installment. 7

 

DERIC: And what was the deal with those personal shield thingies? I've never heard of those before.

KYLE: They were...experimental. Yeah. I had the only one.

DERIC: And you kept finding recharges for the shields--and your weapons--just lying around all over the place?

KYLE: Yes. I'd hate to think what might have happened if the Imperials hadn't been so careless with their ordinance.

ROFLOL!!!!!!!!! Exactly!!!

 

That's just great.

No need to respond to flamers.

 

Short Attention Span Theater Presents:


STAR WARS MEETS EARTH


(STAR WARS and EARTH bump into each other unexpectedly.)

EARTH: Oh, hello, Star Wars.

STAR WARS: Hello, Earth.

(pause)

EARTH: Well, goodbye, Star Wars.

STAR WARS: Goodbye, Earth.

(They wander away...)



Blind Man

 

wtf was that

 

Wouldn't be surprised if it happened.

 

Thanks, folks!

triggerfinger: It's just a little something to keep myself amused. Kind of an "intermission" between the main stories...


Blind Man

 

it was cute! i liked it!

 

(Dr. Evil) Riiiigggghhhhttt...

 

*giggling maniacally* hehehehhehehehehehehe

inez

 

Excellent! Fanstic! Can't think up any more!

Ouiditch? I play it meself I so gooooood at.



*pause*



I said to much.

 

man, everything's so funny...how about a disco session~ lol!

 

Intermission...(just for me! )


STAR WARS MEETS STAR TREK:


STAR TREK: Hello, Star Wars.

STAR WARS: Hello, Star Trek.

(pause)

STAR TREK: You're stupid.

(STAR WARS whips out a baseball bat, cracks STAR TREK over the head with it. Then, leaning the bat against one shoulder, STAR WARS walks away, whistling.)


Blind Man

(There'll be a real story soon--maybe this weekend...)

 

Star Wars got baseball bat? I prefear a wand.

*pause*

I said too much again.