shortest fan fic for people with low attention spans.

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction Stories--Classic JC Board (Reply-Only)' started by Darth_Servo, May 13, 1999.

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  1. Darth_Servo Jedi Youngling

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    Rules:
    Please limit one "sign" per post
    Nothing crude
    Please read through the past ones so you don't post the same one again
    Please place the sign number (100,99,98, etc.) in front of the sign
    Enjoy!
  2. Lost in Coruscant Jedi Knight

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    Mar 31, 1999
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    100. Half the fun of playing with the a lightsaber is disassembling then reassembleing one...the final test of a Jedi Knight in the 20th century
  3. Figrin D an Jedi Padawan

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    Feb 9, 1999
    99. When you hear about "Y2K" on the news you say to yourself: "Hmmm, don't recall ever seeing that droid."
  4. Lost in Coruscant Jedi Knight

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    98. You have an entire room devoted to the action-figureless book characters
  5. AK Janson Jedi Padawan

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    Mar 13, 1999
    97. You know all the words to that Star Wars Cantina spoof song.
  6. Lost in Coruscant Jedi Knight

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    96. You get into costume just to watch the trilogy in your living room

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  7. deltasource Jedi Padawan

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    Apr 26, 1999
    95. You name one of your kids after a Star Wars character.
  8. GenKnee1 Jedi Knight

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    May 10, 1999
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    94. You still wear your Darth Vader Under-roos.
  9. fett Jedi Knight

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    93-Any discussion taking place in a moving vehicle involves 90% of the dialouge from the first Death Star Battle.
  10. acacia Jedi Padawan

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    Aug 23, 1998
    92-when you find yourself repeating "I've got a bad feeling about this."
  11. deltasource Jedi Padawan

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    Apr 26, 1999
    91. When you start talking like Yoda.
    ( GK1)

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  12. aguywithabiggun Force Ghost

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    Mar 27, 1999
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    90. You start to sing "Star Wars Cantina" if someone mentions it. (AK)
  13. GenKnee1 Jedi Knight

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    May 10, 1999
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    (ds - I do this with my students - it really freaks them out!)
  14. Lost in Coruscant Jedi Knight

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    Mar 31, 1999
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    89. You have been ordered to stay at least one hundred yards away from George Lucas
  15. DarkLord.o.Sith's Away Jedi Padawan

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    May 13, 1999
    88. You have an algae-eater (fish) named Mynock.
  16. fett Jedi Knight

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    Feb 9, 1999
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    86-You dismiss people with the phrase, 'Jabba no bada'.
  17. Son of a Hutt Jedi Knight

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    84) You have over 1600 posts at the JC
  18. Zephir Jedi Knight

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    Apr 7, 1999
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    83. You make, bring and proudly display a PM countdown calendar to work, and then issue a whole slew of SW knowledge on anyone who asks about it.
  19. AK Janson Jedi Padawan

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    Mar 13, 1999
    82. You have more action figures than your kids do.
  20. Senator Lyn Jedi Padawan

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    Dec 28, 1998
    81 - You can recite the SW books in correct time order.
  21. Lost in Coruscant Jedi Knight

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    Mar 31, 1999
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    80. The cinnamon buns on the side of your head are starting to mold
  22. Lost in Coruscant Jedi Knight

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    79. You spend more time in this forum then you do in bed
  23. Jeff 42 Manager Emeritus

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    Sep 14, 1998
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    78. You get your phone number changed to 326-3827.
  24. Speak Jedi Padawan

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    Mar 15, 1999
    77. You refer to people as "mi buki."
  25. boba_fett Jedi Padawan

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    Apr 5, 2000
    76. Suddenly you look at yourself and realise you are wearing a SW t-shirt holding you star wars action figures, eating SW gummy guys, and drinking a SW pepsi, then you realize why you have no friends.......
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