shortest fan fic for people with low attention spans.

-132) When the drug dog comes to your school you say, "The power to sniff out crack is insignificant compared to the power of the Force."

 

-133) When you go to the school board meeting to protest the use of drug dogs in your school, you wear your Jedi robe and say, "Master, with your permission, I've encountered a vergence in the Force."

 

134) You post on this board more then twenty times a day

 

You actually use the advice Qui-Gon gives Obi-Wan in TPM in your everyday life!


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Missa

have a nice day

 

-136 The only thing you read is Star Wars Books.

 

-137 When you actually purchased the Star Wars Cook book and baked 10 dozen Wookie Cookies to take with you and your kids to see TPM all summer long -- (we still have some left and they're still good!)

 

-137 When you actually purchased the Star Wars Cookie Book and spent pre-TPM weekends, baking dozens of Wookie Cookies to take with you and your kids to see TPM all summer long....(we still have some left and they're still good!)

 

sorry about that double post -- my transfer rate was slow ("patience, you must learn patience!")
--138 At the age of 43, you dress in homemade SW costume to see TPM the first day and don't realize your wearing anything out of the ordinary. It feels exactly right to be wearing a jedi cloak and lightsaber. You shock your husband, family and friends but your kids think its neat-- cool.gif ...and you never even dress up for Halloween!

 

-139 You're only attracted to men in Jedi robes.

-140 You wrote the PTM trailers in your journal word for word.

-141 You still have a TPM trailer on tape.

-142 You have the other trailer saved on your computer.

-143 You regret the fact that you don't have the other trailers.

 

~ You know when you're a Star Wars Freak when your dogs runs away, then you find em and say to your mom "Echo Base, I've found them. Repeat, I've found them."

 

145. You call into work sick because you "feel a disturbance in the force."

 

-146 you actually got a bootleg copy of TPM off the internet.

 

-147.) When you hit a bump on the highway, you say to your mom regarding the family van: "Don't worry, she'll hold together." Then add, to yourself, "Hear me baby? Hold together."

-148.) You exhibit physical signs of withdrawal because the VCR's been broken for a week and you can't watch TPM or the OT.

-149.) You wept for an hour after poor Chewbacca died.

 

You find yourself dressing up in an X-Wing costume, then, trying to convert your car into a makeshift X-Wing.

You see small round-topped garbage cans as R2, like Tom Green.

You can recite EVERY SINGLE LINE in the whooooolllleee SW Trilogy, and TPM in order, even the background music/sound.

You dress up your kid as an Ewok, and the kid's first words are,"Wichita! Yub yub!"

You wake up to find yourself in a Darth Vader costume. Especially scary, finding a Queen Amidala next to you in bed. WITH the face paint.

 

-155 You actually sneak a tape recorder into the movie theater in order to record the latest SW movie so that you can memorize all the dialogue ASAP (I still have the ANH cassette I made in '79 with crowd cheers/applause and everything -- )

 

-156 You refer to the following things in star wars terms.
Laptop-Data pad
Computer- Droid
Drugs- Spice
Earth- Class IV 4 gravity....
Car- Speeder
F-16- very old and slow Fighter
Space shuttle- piece of junk
Rat- Womp rat
any others?

 

-157 You have a gold coin for good luck like Corran

 

-158 You acctually come on-line to visit star wars sites

 

-159 Corrally to #-156 You refer to the cute guy next to you (NOT NESSISARILY YOUR BOY-FRIEND) as "that stuck up scruffy looking nerf-herder."

-160 He know's enough about Star Wars to reply "boy she hit it pretty close to the mark all riled up like that."

-161 You have actually used some of the lines stated in "Star Wars lines you can use in everyday life(or something like that)"

[This message has been edited by I love Sci Fi (edited 05-11-2000).]

 

-162 You have a theory that all human ancestors came from a ship full of Jedi children left here during the emporors purge, and the reason they never came to get us is that the people who left us here couldn't leave any records or the Empire would come and kill us. Unfortunitly they died before they could tell anyone in the rebellion. So all knowledge of us was lost.

LOL
P.S. Had you going there..and NO I don't really believe that.....well not exactly anyway.

 

-162 You see a PizzaHut cokecup in the gutter and actually consider picking it up... "Hey its Qui Gonn, I don't have Qui Gonn, it might be worth something one day..."(yeah they only made about 1000000 of those)

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Geneva,Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>You watch TPM three times in it's first fifteen hours of release.

Hey, I did that. Cool.

162. You act out all of the battles from all the films within one day with your toys.

163. You've read the SW Encyclopedia 4 times. (Me!)

 

162 - You start thinking that you're really a Jedi Knight, not just one on this forum.

 

(A frighteningly large number of these apply to me )

-162: you decide to work on at least 3 fan movies, starting the first one at the age of 15 (this one applies to me )

 

(Hmmm, mine seems to have disappeared. The worst bit is, I can't remember it.....)
162: (I'll fill it in later. you can go about your business. Move along. Move along.)