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Discussion in 'Fan Fiction Stories--Classic JC Board (Reply-Only)' started by Darth_Servo, May 13, 1999.

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  1. JediTrilobite

    JediTrilobite Jedi Master star 7

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    You scare your girlfriend when she sees your room for the first time.
     
  2. jidai_geki

    jidai_geki Jedi Youngling star 1

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    -163: whenever someone tells you star wars isn't real, you pretend to choke them with your mind, saying, "i find your lack of faith disturbing."

    -164: you actually know what jidai geki means. (actually, if you're japanese, #-164 doesn't apply).
     
  3. MaraJadee

    MaraJadee Jedi Youngling star 3

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    #-165 When someone asks you to do a boring job you say, "But I was going to Toshi's station to pick up some power converters!"


    ~*~*~*mArA JaDe*~*~*~
     
  4. Jar Jar Fett

    Jar Jar Fett Jedi Padawan star 4

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    166: You enter a forum named "top 100 signs you are a star wars nut", and start one of your own called "You know you're a jedi if..."

    (hint, hint)
     
  5. SkinnyPig

    SkinnyPig Jedi Youngling

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    -167: You only watch Lion King cause James Url Jones does the voice of Mufasa.
     
  6. Sexy_Beefcake

    Sexy_Beefcake Jedi Youngling star 1

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    -168 You keep a topic called "Top 100 Signs you're a Star Wars Nut" going for over a year.
     
  7. Robbie W

    Robbie W Jedi Youngling

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    -169 You've been arrested for going through Natalie Portman's trash.
     
  8. ChewiesMom

    ChewiesMom Jedi Youngling star 2

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    -170 You're already saving your $ for the summer of '02 and EP2...
     
  9. Kusac

    Kusac Jedi Youngling star 1

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    -171:You actually bother find out how much its costs to change your name to Luke Skywalker...

    [This message has been edited by Kusac (edited 05-30-2000).]
     
  10. Kusac

    Kusac Jedi Youngling star 1

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    -172:and then you pay the £150 to have it done
     
  11. Darth Monkey girl

    Darth Monkey girl Jedi Youngling

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    -173 You frequent cinnabon...and always buy two.
     
  12. Luke Skywalker Himself

    Luke Skywalker Himself Jedi Youngling star 1

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    -174: You accidentaly write "Luke Skywalker" on all of your tests where it says "Name ____________"

    That's me
     
  13. Kris10

    Kris10 Jedi Youngling

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    175 - You have constant dreams referring to the whole of EPII from start to finish!! Don't tell me I'm the only one...
     
  14. Robbie W

    Robbie W Jedi Youngling

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    You've gone to a Star Trek convention to pick fights.
     
  15. The Master of The Force

    The Master of The Force Jedi Youngling star 1

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    -177 You payed someone to fight Peter Mayhew(Chewbacca) just to see if he would rip his limbs off.
     
  16. The Master of The Force

    The Master of The Force Jedi Youngling star 1

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    -178 You laugh and clap when he does!
     
  17. Darth Mouse

    Darth Mouse Jedi Youngling

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    Whenever anything goes wrong you yell "Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
     
  18. Valiowk

    Valiowk Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Geneva,Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Darth Mouse:
    Whenever anything goes wrong you yell "Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


    Actually most people do that...

     
  19. Robbie W

    Robbie W Jedi Youngling

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    -180 You think Jake Lloyd can act.
     
  20. JediWarrior

    JediWarrior Jedi Knight star 6

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    When a fat, ugly security guard threatens to kick yyou out of the E1 line-up, because you and your friends (All in full costume) are being too rowdy, and causing a public disturbance. (Yes, it happened to me!)
     
  21. ChewiesMom

    ChewiesMom Jedi Youngling star 2

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    When your teenage daughter has to come up with a cultural recipe -- and you realize the only true culture your family has is Star Wars -- so, out comes the ever-faithful Star Wars Wookie Cookie Cookbook ...and together, you cook up "Boba Feta-cine" for her health class.
     
  22. JediTrilobite

    JediTrilobite Jedi Master star 7

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    -182 This topic is still around
    -183 You've printed off this list to make any changes in your life to fit this list.
     
  23. JediTrilobite

    JediTrilobite Jedi Master star 7

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    -183 you've printed off this list to check it regularly.
     
  24. Jedi Shali

    Jedi Shali Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Mar 28, 2000
    Whenever you say "I found something cool" your surrounding friends, family, co-workers, etc. groan because they know its SW related.
     
  25. Ghitsa

    Ghitsa Jedi Youngling

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    -185:You spend all your money on Star Wars collectibles and go bankrupt.
     
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