shortest fan fic for people with low attention spans.

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction Stories--Classic JC Board (Reply-Only)' started by Darth_Servo, May 13, 1999.

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  1. JediTrilobite Force Ghost

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    Nov 17, 1999
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    You scare your girlfriend when she sees your room for the first time.
  2. jidai_geki Jedi Knight

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    Jan 22, 2000
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    -163: whenever someone tells you star wars isn't real, you pretend to choke them with your mind, saying, "i find your lack of faith disturbing."

    -164: you actually know what jidai geki means. (actually, if you're japanese, #-164 doesn't apply).
  3. MaraJadee Jedi Knight

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    Feb 13, 2000
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    #-165 When someone asks you to do a boring job you say, "But I was going to Toshi's station to pick up some power converters!"


    ~*~*~*mArA JaDe*~*~*~
  4. Jar Jar Fett Jedi Master

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    May 11, 2000
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    166: You enter a forum named "top 100 signs you are a star wars nut", and start one of your own called "You know you're a jedi if..."

    (hint, hint)
  5. SkinnyPig Jedi Padawan

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    May 27, 2000


    -167: You only watch Lion King cause James Url Jones does the voice of Mufasa.
  6. Sexy_Beefcake Jedi Youngling

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    Apr 21, 2000
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    -168 You keep a topic called "Top 100 Signs you're a Star Wars Nut" going for over a year.
  7. Robbie W Jedi Padawan

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    Apr 24, 2000
    -169 You've been arrested for going through Natalie Portman's trash.
  8. ChewiesMom Jedi Knight

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    Apr 28, 2000
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    -170 You're already saving your $ for the summer of '02 and EP2...
  9. Kusac Jedi Knight

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    May 25, 2000
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    -171:You actually bother find out how much its costs to change your name to Luke Skywalker...

    [This message has been edited by Kusac (edited 05-30-2000).]
  10. Kusac Jedi Knight

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    May 25, 2000
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    -172:and then you pay the £150 to have it done
  11. Darth Monkey girl Jedi Padawan

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    May 15, 2000
    -173 You frequent cinnabon...and always buy two.
  12. Luke Skywalker Himself Jedi Knight

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    May 15, 2000
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    -174: You accidentaly write "Luke Skywalker" on all of your tests where it says "Name ____________"

    That's me
  13. Kris10 Jedi Padawan

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    May 15, 2000
    175 - You have constant dreams referring to the whole of EPII from start to finish!! Don't tell me I'm the only one...
  14. Robbie W Jedi Padawan

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    Apr 24, 2000
    You've gone to a Star Trek convention to pick fights.
  15. The Master of The Force Jedi Knight

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    May 30, 2000
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    -177 You payed someone to fight Peter Mayhew(Chewbacca) just to see if he would rip his limbs off.
  16. The Master of The Force Jedi Knight

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    May 30, 2000
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    -178 You laugh and clap when he does!
  17. Darth Mouse Jedi Padawan

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    May 20, 2000
    Whenever anything goes wrong you yell "Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
  18. Valiowk Force Ghost

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    Apr 23, 2000
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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Geneva,Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Darth Mouse:
    Whenever anything goes wrong you yell "Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


    Actually most people do that...

  19. Robbie W Jedi Padawan

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    Apr 24, 2000
    -180 You think Jake Lloyd can act.
  20. JediWarrior Jedi Grand Master

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    Jun 7, 2000
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    When a fat, ugly security guard threatens to kick yyou out of the E1 line-up, because you and your friends (All in full costume) are being too rowdy, and causing a public disturbance. (Yes, it happened to me!)
  21. ChewiesMom Jedi Knight

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    Apr 28, 2000
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    When your teenage daughter has to come up with a cultural recipe -- and you realize the only true culture your family has is Star Wars -- so, out comes the ever-faithful Star Wars Wookie Cookie Cookbook ...and together, you cook up "Boba Feta-cine" for her health class.
  22. JediTrilobite Force Ghost

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    Nov 17, 1999
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    -182 This topic is still around
    -183 You've printed off this list to make any changes in your life to fit this list.
  23. JediTrilobite Force Ghost

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    Nov 17, 1999
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    -183 you've printed off this list to check it regularly.
  24. Jedi Shali Jedi Knight

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    Mar 28, 2000
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    Whenever you say "I found something cool" your surrounding friends, family, co-workers, etc. groan because they know its SW related.
  25. Ghitsa Jedi Knight

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    Jun 22, 2000
    -185:You spend all your money on Star Wars collectibles and go bankrupt.
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