shortest fan fic for people with low attention spans.

74. This forum is causing you to fail your classes

 

72. You have memorized and can repeat exactly all the beeps that R2D2 makes the way he makes them.

 

71. You'll use Duct Tape any chance you get just because it's the closest thing to the Force you can find in your daily life.

 

70. Your one of those people living right outside of the movie theater waiting for TPM to come out.

 

68. Storeowners tell you to either buy the laserpointer or quit swinging it around while making lightsaber noises and leave.

 

67. When eating onion rings, you hold up one to your friends and say "Look sir, droids!"

 

66. When excited, you often exclaim, "Utinni!"

 

65. You steal a McDonald's garbage bin to build your own full scale Gonk model.

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64. You can carry on a decent conversation - in Huttese.

 

63. Airlines know you as "That nut who wants old engines for some kind of 'podracer'."

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62. You build a lightsaber...and it works.

 

60. You ask your wife, and she makes a Death Star cake for your SW:SE party!


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59. You pay $700 to get a legal camping permit in front of the Coronet in San Francisco, so that the police won't badger you and your pals when you try to be 1st on line. Ooops, read that some fan(atics) have already done this in todays SF Examiner

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58. You use the phrase " Die wanna wanga" in everyday speech.

 

57. When you walk down the isle with your soon to be wife you have the Star Wars theme being played on the organ.

 

56.when you are in the shower and just grab the shower head and start waving it about like a light saber and start making humming noises

 

55. You routinely use SW trivia as extra credit questions on the tests you give your 7th graders, and then pop out with some smart-a## SW quote when the kids complain.

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OOPS!

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#54 You are or are impressed by a guy who can do the entire Han and Greedo scene (without subtitles). It's really cool

 

53. You refer to your computer as "Artoo".

Don't forget to number your posts in this thread, DS.

 

52. You call the FAA (Federal Avaiation Administration, for you non-Americans) asking if X-Wings require a special licsense.

 

51. The first thing you do when you come to work is log on and scan all the Star Wars sites for the latest information, spoilers and rumors.

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50. You catch your 8 year old with a roadside stand, but instead of lemonade he is selling tickets to see your living room.
Billing it as "The greatest Star Wars display since the Smithsonian."

 

48. You can recite all of the Star Wars movies (including the Ewok Adventures)backwards!

(Alright, we're back on track...someone didn't number his, and no one accounted for it, so we were off by one)

 

47. You don't need a TV or a VCR to watch the trilogy.