shortest fan fic for people with low attention spans.

18. When your parents tell you to clean your room, you say, "But I was going to Toshi Station to pick up some power converters."

 

17) When you are asked to build a model of the solar system, you build the Hoth system complete with moving astroids.

 

16. When a family member tells you your odds of winning the lotto you retort, " never quote me the odds!"

 

15)You crave blue milk.

 

14) Whenever a police officer pulls you over and asks for your driver's license, you look him right in the eye and say, "You don't need to see my identification."

 

yes yes i suffer from all these!

 

13. Back in the 70's you learned to speak Swedish just so you could find out the significance of the name "Vader"

 

12. You actually own the C-3PO ceramic cookie jar

 

11. You know who Wedge Antilles is

 

10. You've been standing in line for over a month to see the new movie

 

9. You hand out Star Wars tracts to Trekkies!

 

7. You've read the Star Wars Encyclopedia cover to cover.

 

6. Whenever anyone asks you how they look, you respond "You look strong enough to pull the ears off a gundar(sp?)!"

[This message has been edited by Chewiewawa (edited 05-18-99).]

 

That's gundark.

 

5. You know how to spell gundark.

 

4. When someone beats you in a game and the first words out of your mouth are, "You will DIE!!!", followed by hte lightning hand gesture.

 

3. When someone points out to you that your spelling is your weakness, you reply with "your faith in your friends is yours..."

 

2. Whenever someone asks you to repay that money you owe them, you reply "I don't have it _with_ me..."

 

1. Your four year old daughter buys you an Emperor action figure for Christmas and your one year old can hum the Imperial March.

[This message has been edited by Jole (edited 05-19-99).]

 

you got number one Jole... fantastic thread people...

numbers 67, 34 and 33 get my votes...

 

You know, whenever I saw the words "top one hundred" it got me looking elsewhere. It's still a turn off.

Thanks everyone for your "signs". Although I think Kyle Katarn did best overall. So many, and they were all sooo funny.

And, in case you were wondering, I did do my own little list before I posted this thread.

 

Hmmmm, this is totally off the subject, but I've just posted over 100 posts. Oh well, I'm going to celebrate by seeing EP1 30 times

 

0. To see TPM more, you apply for a job as a projectionist at a THX certified theater.

 

-1. You are reprimanded by the theater manager (see previous sign) becasue moviegoers are complaining of all of the dialogue coming from the projectionist's booth and not the speakers.

 

-2. You yell "UTINNI!" after getting TPM tickets.