shortest fan fic for people with low attention spans.

-3. That Titanic song comes on the radio, and you start yelling, "YOU ARE GOING DOWN!!!!"

 

-4 You still know the recipe for C-3POs (cookies using Corn Flakes)

(this is getting rediculous)

 

-5. You use dangerous amounts of Propecia to get that 'Chewbacca' look.

 

-6. You ask the bank to set your ATM card's PIN number to 1138.

 

-7. You write to President Clinton demanding that he order the words "Air" and "One" to be removed from his planes.

 

-8. Every time you give a speech in public, you have James Earl Jones crouch inside of the podium and read a copy of your speech while you lip sync.

 

-9. You've spent over 30 minutes stetching out your hand trying to move something with the Force.

 

-11. A family member has ever had to perform CPR on you because you tried to play "Bacta Tank" in the tub.

 

-12-You bought the Behind the Magic cd-rom and thought it was lame because there was nothing in it that you didn't already know or had seen.

 

-13 -when your mom is preparing to make dinner you order her "No disintegration".

(I saw this one in another similar thread some time ago, but it's so hilarious it just has to be here too, I hope I remember it right and my regards to the original author)

 

Sorry, I'm a doubleposting No good swindler, Doh!!

[This message has been edited by Maul KenObi (edited 05-20-99).]

 

-14. When you lose at chess, you rip your opponent's arms off.

 

-15: You were trespassed at Wal Mart for getting into a fight with an 8 year old over the last Darth Maul action fiugre in Wal Mart.

(I was looking everywhere for that thing, and I had to do something. )

 

-16. When you remember C-3POs the cereal, and wonder if they'll bring them back with the new movie.

 

My mother came up with this one while we were in Pizza Hutt
-17. You feel naked when your not wearing your copper coverall.

 

-18. You encourage all of your professors/instructors to end their lectures with "Many Bothans died, to bring us this information."

 

-19. Instead of the usual naughty words written on walls in public restrooms, you decide to write "E Chuta" instead.

 

Ok, I think everyone's done.

If your actually reading this please head over to "Your votes on the top one hundred" and cast your ballot.

 

Must get thread back to top? hmmm?

 

top

 

-20. You bring this thread back to the top.

 

AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks. I feel better now.

 

ARRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYIPPPEEEEEKIYAYARRRGRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH

Hey! It worked!

Anyone else sick of the countless 'chat' threads in misc? Yeech!

 

-21. You actually know, by heart, the address of the "You Know You're A Star Wars Geek When" page: (see edit below)
***WARNING: This page contains more profanity than it probably should.*** redface.gif
-22. You're writing a story with a mystical power and you name the power "Diwanawanga"
(sorry about that, too lazy to do separate posts) redface.gif

Edit: The "You Know You're A Star Wars Geek When" page has moved to http://www.moseisley.com/swgeek. http://www.moseisley.com/swgeek.

[This message has been edited by Barbara Fett (edited 11-25-1999).]

 

-23. You've managed to integrate the phrase "Yub, Yub" into your everyday conversations, and have your family doing the same thing.