JCC Should attempted rape be defined as rape?

This thread is exactly what I wanted to see on my study break for literally all of the wrong reasons.

 

Well....I got nothin'.

I mean I've got PILES of tasteless jokes, but all of a sudden they just seem so blase....if I cared enough to know how to make an accent mark over the "e" I would have. I HOPE THAT'S OKAY WITH YOU VIVEC!

 

Every month, a stupider thread comes along to dethrone the last.

 

Snerd, don't let me stop you from making yourself look even worse.

 

You really are the king of this place. I don't know why I keep forgetting that. Keep 'em in their place, your majesty. I believe there is some humble pie in the fridge I must attend to.

 

Your signature is really the cherry on top of that post

 

It's important that people here think I'm a nincompoop. I mean, I have beezel to live up to, and that ain't easy.

Edit: I meant "eezy."

Edit #2: If I could conjure up the powers of butthurt condescension to the levels of Vivec or Diggy I'd be god here...at least Diggy makes me laugh. Vivec just needs to get laid.

 

Dave... you're stupid, but that's why I adore you so.

 

I am stupid. That must be why I hate the prequels...and cats.

 

My cat is awesome, butthole.

 

My butthole is awesome, cat.

 

I haven't seen Smelly in a long time. Have you heard from him?

It's kinda funny that your butthole reminds me of Smelly.

 

Lol. Gawd I miss him. If it's any consolation my butthole reminds me of you...in that I still wanna tattoo your name around it.

 

You should tattoo Pete's name around it... seems a lot more appropriate.

Plus, less letters.

 

Getting ready to write my magnum opus "The Decline and Fall of the JCC"

 

Let's do a golf clap for Vivec! He pointed out a typo!

 

So, what's the story with the domestic disturbance involving Vivec and Mort? I seem to have missed this. It's getting pretty sexy, though. Srs tension.

 

I will remember this moment, Vivec. I will remember your lack of charity, and I will turn it on you.

 

You think I could rock these shoes? I kinda want them...

 

Should artificial grape ever really be defined as "grape"?

 

Damn it... I'd figured they'd grow old together on some commune in Northern California. *wipes away a tear*

 

He didn't like me quashing VLM's pseudoscience stuff or something

 

Weird... you'd think he'd be used to people calling Montie out on his bull**** by now.