JCC Should I let my cat out

Discussion in 'Community' started by beezel26, Mar 30, 2013.

  1. beezel26 Force Ghost

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    My cat I have is quite the mouser. No mouse survives more then a day. She watches outside the window at every bird in the trees. Really worries me. I live next to a busy road but I have three acres behind me for her to explore. I am not worried about the traffic I am worried about her many gifts she will be giving me in the form of dead animals. Should I let her out or keep her in and entertain her with various toys and the like. She also runs around the apartment any time she wants so she has space. But she is meowing at all the birds that are now visiting the yard. I live on the second story so she can see everything.
  2. harpua Chosen One

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    Go out with her.
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  3. Diggy Force Ghost

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    Blindfold the cat.
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  4. Diggy Force Ghost

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    Release some mice into your house, say five. Time how long it takes her to catch them all. Do this repeatedly, and see if she can beat her personal best.
    Last edited by Diggy, Mar 30, 2013
  5. Diggy Force Ghost

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    Dress up as a bird and chase her, see how she likes it.
  6. Diggy Force Ghost

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    Move into an underground lair. No windows, mo problem.
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  7. Diggy Force Ghost

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    Make her sign a written agreement stating will do no harm.
  8. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    We don't care what you do with your pussy.
  9. Diggy Force Ghost

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    Attach an alarm to the cat that constantly rings. It won't get close to other animals.
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  10. AAAAAH Jedi Grand Master

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    no, let your belt out instead.
  11. Diggy Force Ghost

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    Remove the cats legs.
  12. Diggy Force Ghost

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    Buy a dog to kill your cat.
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  13. Diggy Force Ghost

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    Buy a second pacifist, vegetarian cat, skilled in negotiation. The new cat can go out with the current cat and persuade her not to attack other animals.
  14. Diggy Force Ghost

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    Name your cat David De Gea. The cat will then be unable to catch anything.
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  15. heels1785 Jedi Draft Commissioner

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    Robert Green. Makes sense, he could be the vegetarian one.
  16. Diggy Force Ghost

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    Buy a bag of peas, and give to your cat. Say to her, "instead of killing other animals, give peas a chance."
    Last edited by Diggy, Mar 30, 2013
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  17. Diggy Force Ghost

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    Install CCTV in your entire area, with feeds going back to monitors in your apartment. Stay vigilant.
  18. MariahJSkywalker Poopoo Head

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  19. Diggy Force Ghost

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    Distract your cat by getting her a job as CFO of Apple.
  20. Diggy Force Ghost

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    In the dead of night, go out and catch all birds and mice in your area yourself.
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  21. Diggy Force Ghost

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    Determine the location of all mouse holes and bird nests in the area. Set up elaborate cat traps around them.
  22. Diggy Force Ghost

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    Be grateful. Skin all animals she catches and see them into cat-sized dress.
  23. Diggy Force Ghost

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    Make the cat convert to Buddhism. Remind her she could be killing her own mother.
  24. Diggy Force Ghost

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    Move to a planet that has no mice or birds.
  25. MariahJSkywalker Poopoo Head

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