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JCC Should I let my cat out

Discussion in 'Community' started by beezel26, Mar 30, 2013.

  1. beezel26

    beezel26 Jedi Master star 7

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    My cat I have is quite the mouser. No mouse survives more then a day. She watches outside the window at every bird in the trees. Really worries me. I live next to a busy road but I have three acres behind me for her to explore. I am not worried about the traffic I am worried about her many gifts she will be giving me in the form of dead animals. Should I let her out or keep her in and entertain her with various toys and the like. She also runs around the apartment any time she wants so she has space. But she is meowing at all the birds that are now visiting the yard. I live on the second story so she can see everything.
     
  2. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Go out with her.
     
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  3. Diggy

    Diggy Force Ghost star 7

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    Blindfold the cat.
     
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  4. Diggy

    Diggy Force Ghost star 7

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    Release some mice into your house, say five. Time how long it takes her to catch them all. Do this repeatedly, and see if she can beat her personal best.
     
  5. Diggy

    Diggy Force Ghost star 7

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    Dress up as a bird and chase her, see how she likes it.
     
  6. Diggy

    Diggy Force Ghost star 7

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    Move into an underground lair. No windows, mo problem.
     
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  7. Diggy

    Diggy Force Ghost star 7

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    Make her sign a written agreement stating will do no harm.
     
  8. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    We don't care what you do with your pussy.
     
  9. Diggy

    Diggy Force Ghost star 7

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    Attach an alarm to the cat that constantly rings. It won't get close to other animals.
     
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  10. AAAAAH

    AAAAAH Jedi Knight star 4

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    no, let your belt out instead.
     
  11. Diggy

    Diggy Force Ghost star 7

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    Remove the cats legs.
     
  12. Diggy

    Diggy Force Ghost star 7

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    Buy a dog to kill your cat.
     
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  13. Diggy

    Diggy Force Ghost star 7

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    Buy a second pacifist, vegetarian cat, skilled in negotiation. The new cat can go out with the current cat and persuade her not to attack other animals.
     
  14. Diggy

    Diggy Force Ghost star 7

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    Name your cat David De Gea. The cat will then be unable to catch anything.
     
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  15. heels1785

    heels1785 JCC/PT/New Films Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Robert Green. Makes sense, he could be the vegetarian one.
     
  16. Diggy

    Diggy Force Ghost star 7

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    Buy a bag of peas, and give to your cat. Say to her, "instead of killing other animals, give peas a chance."
     
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  17. Diggy

    Diggy Force Ghost star 7

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    Install CCTV in your entire area, with feeds going back to monitors in your apartment. Stay vigilant.
     
  18. MariahJSkywalker

    MariahJSkywalker Poopoo Head star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Buy a Diggy.
     
  19. Diggy

    Diggy Force Ghost star 7

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    Distract your cat by getting her a job as CFO of Apple.
     
  20. Diggy

    Diggy Force Ghost star 7

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    In the dead of night, go out and catch all birds and mice in your area yourself.
     
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  21. Diggy

    Diggy Force Ghost star 7

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    Determine the location of all mouse holes and bird nests in the area. Set up elaborate cat traps around them.
     
  22. Diggy

    Diggy Force Ghost star 7

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    Be grateful. Skin all animals she catches and see them into cat-sized dress.
     
  23. Diggy

    Diggy Force Ghost star 7

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    Make the cat convert to Buddhism. Remind her she could be killing her own mother.
     
  24. Diggy

    Diggy Force Ghost star 7

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    Move to a planet that has no mice or birds.
     
  25. MariahJSkywalker

    MariahJSkywalker Poopoo Head star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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