Rafa, I can be more pathetic...lemme try.... Hello, my name is Johnny Warsie. My last long term relationship failed because my gf ignored me. I am so lonely I sleep with my Threepio doll to keep me warm. I write bad poetry describing the women I see in the street imagining them in my arms. . .I'm never gonna score. . .I live in my parent's garage. . .I'm 42 years old. . .I have a small shrine to Carrie Fisher. . .I'm never gonna score. . .I spend nights looking for Natalie Portman pics. . .I like long walks on moonlit rainy nights. . .I'm never gonna score. . . I like to cook and to go hiking. *EDIT* DISCLAIMER Johnny Warsie is a fictional character. If you feel offended in any way (or if its strikingly similar to you) just sigh and go cry to mommy, ok.