Phx Sideshow's SWRPG thread...*cancelled*

So who else is excited about playing darksiders?

You know, we could transfer the slaves over to our ship under the pretense of taking them back to their families then capture and enslave their families, and sell them all to Jabba for an even larger profit.

 

help with creating a rather nasty virus/bacterium to kill off all of Jabba's court (along with the slaves) and having the vaccine/treatment so we can steal whatever we want from Jabba's palace while everyone is dead/dying

Isn't that the description of the job Mick is interviewing for???

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Someday, when I'm able to come up there, I'd like to be a Twi'lek dancer. I just need to make sure I can handle my [b]lekku[/b] [face_shocked] [face_wink]

 

I don't WANT to be a dark sider, I'm just in favor of vigilantism

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Besides, that airlock thing sounds REALLY fun

 

looks like i should get ready to hand out large quantities of darkside points...

 

ok, first off? even if selling the ship's crew seems like a just and fair plan, i am really against participating in slave trade.

second? i really really don't want jabba pissed off at me.

and we can't keep the other ship. we can strip it of everything valuable, but we can't keep it. stuff that big has registry codes and identification markers, even if they're scrubbed, and unless we kill the ship's crew then we could be id'd. heck, jabba's people could sell us out to whoever owns the ship, and then we'd be up a creek without a paddle or canoe while wearing cement shoes.

SO! how to free the slaves without having either jabba or the people we're stealing from coming after us?

yep, we're doomed.

but i bet that was the plan to begin with, wasn't it sideshow? WASN'T IT?!

heh. heheheheh. oh, i have a plan. a most fiendish and clever and crazy plan that JUST MIGHT WORK.

 

I don't care as long as I get to do my spacing thing on the captain !!!!!!!!


OOH OOH !!!!! Can I do my spacing thing on Jabba ?

 

just do it when i'm not around, ok? i'd like to at least pretend that i'm not a darksider.

 

You are the only force-sensitive one aren't you

 

We could space Blackfeather.......



Nah kinda nice haven to medics

 

Yeah, we don't space our own guys short of mutiny or something (chronic gas is an acceptible reason)

BTW, Talking to Mick last night, I've got the lineup on the first ship we need to plan to steal from the get go. We think we can isolate some abandoned system and start a collection.

Oki, if we don't want to crash the ship into Jabba's. I'm not keen on putting good people into slavery.

so...

Why don't we drop off our cargo someplace. He's paying for 30 slaves, we have 13 minus the captain I'm going to space. (Make no mistake, I'm spacing somebody in this...let's just make it the captain.) So that' leaves us with 12 new slaves and 18 open slots.

I have no problem with slaving criminals though. So we can try and hunt down this guy's employers and capture some of them and some of his fellow slavers. We can also do some vigilante work in tattooine to round out the count then. Then we don't have to do any deception and just hand them over.

 

For anybody that wants it, I've posted an updated version of the character sheet template, you can download it here. Corrected some typos, added a notes section on the first page. Then added a background page to fill out to some degree in the interests of role-playing.

Also, PM me if you want your character sheet and I'll PM you a link to it. From then on you can keep it up and print it out.

 

oh man what fun is that void...
i live for rumageing thru my backpack 2 or 3 times to fianl find it in the front cover of the main book which was the frist thing i looked thru

 

the way things are going, my only regret is that i don't have more weapons. or a ship. or freakin' mandalorian armor.

i want my own set of mandalorian armor, darnit!

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

 

So kill a Mandalorian and take his armor...

 

Don't egg him on, we've got enough problems that you've gotten us into already

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Unless I get to space the mandalorian !!!

 

Just doing my job.

 

someone needs to get void a squeky toy or a big ball of yarn, and keep him from wanting to space everyone

 

I think I can set up R3 to keep him busy with a laser pointer.

-D-

 

Or we can hang a Foil Ball from the ceiling aand he can pretend its a lightsaber remote

 

Don't give him ideas about getting a lightsabre...

 

All we need is catnip and a solid locking blast door.

 

I'm not sure if catnip is something we want to give him. He seems excitable as it is.

-D-

 

Hush you......

 

That's what the locked blast door is for.

 

or even better for those long space trips we could enjoy watching void's character chase a modified MSE droid around the cargo bay