Sidious=Jar Jar ... it's so obvious!

Discussion in 'Star Wars: New Films - No Spoilers Allowed' started by Grimby, Jun 11, 2013.

  1. Grimby Technical Consultant

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    Hear me now and listen to me later...
    At the end of the movie there will occur a subtle scene in which Sidious' clone is revealed as Jar Jar - the NEW phantom menace.
    All the evidence points in that direction.
    It would explain A LOT!
  2. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    Jet Li has been cast as Boba Fett!

    It will be revealed that Yoda is a Whill.

    N'Sync are Jedi in the end battle.

    Vortex was right about everything.

    Power Coupliings will figure heavily into Anakin's injuries.

    Sidious will kill his clone, Palpatine, in this film.
  3. LAJ_FETT Tech Admin and Collecting/Games Mod

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    Lando wins the Falcon back..
    Boba Fett returns in Slave I..still hunting after Han for a bounty raised by Jabba's offspring..
    Luke still hasn't been to Tosche Station to see his friends..
  4. Grimby Technical Consultant

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    "If I don't pay off Stinky the Hutt, I'm a dead man."
    -- Han Solo
  5. EHT New Films Manager

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    No no no... Luke does go to Tosche Station, but his friends have given up on him and left. Worse yet, the station no longer sells power converters!
  6. LAJ_FETT Tech Admin and Collecting/Games Mod

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    The station has been turned into a McBantha burger franchise owned by Wuher from the cantina. He still doesn't serve droids.
  7. Jedi Merkurian Episode VII Thread-Reaper

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    Nah man, nah...

    Jar Jar is Darth Plagueis
    :eek: :eek: :eek:
    BAM!!!!
  8. Grimby Technical Consultant

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    As long as that McBantha Burger has a drive-thru window, I'm good. I hate getting out of my speeder.
  9. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    I'm just glad that in here we can talk openly about our boss, Supershadow, without the others being able to read it.
  10. SithStarSlayer Manager Emeritus

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    Thanks for just ruining my childhood.
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  11. EHT New Films Manager

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    At least you can blame ACOD instead of Lucas.
  12. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    ...and thanks for not making the accusation rape. :)
    Last edited by A Chorus of Disapproval, Jun 14, 2013
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  13. SithStarSlayer Manager Emeritus

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    I figure you already see enough of Harpy's sig, so....
  14. Darth_Nub Saga, Classic Trilogy and Film Music Manager

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    Apparently Alec Guinness will be narrating the new films
  15. LAJ_FETT Tech Admin and Collecting/Games Mod

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  16. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    Good grief... I actually forgot that one.
  17. Darth_Nub Saga, Classic Trilogy and Film Music Manager

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    [IMG]

    Leaked publicity shot of Grando Calrissian, clone grandfather of one Baron Lando Calrissian
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  18. DarthBoba Manager Emeritus

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    No, no....Jody Foster is Boba Fett. :p
  19. SithStarSlayer Manager Emeritus

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    Suddenly wanting to see Darth Lecter...
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  20. Darth_Nub Saga, Classic Trilogy and Film Music Manager

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    Christopher Walken is playing the ghost of Darth Bane!!!

    [IMG]
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  21. DarthBoba Manager Emeritus

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    That movie is 90% Sith as it is. Lee, McDiarmid, Park.
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  22. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    Padme is Boba Fett.

    Because shoving one's mother-in-law into a sarlacc pit is such a fulfilling fantasy for so many.
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  23. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    It was horrifying opening alerts that I had been receiving "likes" in this thread from people who aren't Mods. Now, the public knows we work for Supershadow. Sorry about all of the spoilers we posted in this thread, guys.
  24. GGrievous Force Ghost

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    Fixed
  25. KED12345 Force Ghost

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    [IMG]
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