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Sidious=Jar Jar ... it's so obvious!

Discussion in 'Star Wars: New Films - No Spoilers Allowed' started by Grimby , Jun 11, 2013.

  1. Grimby

    Grimby Technical Consultant & Former Head Admin star 7 Staff Member Administrator

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    Hear me now and listen to me later...
    At the end of the movie there will occur a subtle scene in which Sidious' clone is revealed as Jar Jar - the NEW phantom menace.
    All the evidence points in that direction.
    It would explain A LOT!
     
  2. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Fearless Vampire Killer star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    Jet Li has been cast as Boba Fett!

    It will be revealed that Yoda is a Whill.

    N'Sync are Jedi in the end battle.

    Vortex was right about everything.

    Power Coupliings will figure heavily into Anakin's injuries.

    Sidious will kill his clone, Palpatine, in this film.
     
  3. LAJ_FETT

    LAJ_FETT Tech Admin and Collecting/Lucasfilm Ltd Mod star 9 Staff Member Administrator

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    Lando wins the Falcon back..
    Boba Fett returns in Slave I..still hunting after Han for a bounty raised by Jabba's offspring..
    Luke still hasn't been to Tosche Station to see his friends..
     
  4. Grimby

    Grimby Technical Consultant & Former Head Admin star 7 Staff Member Administrator

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    "If I don't pay off Stinky the Hutt, I'm a dead man."
    -- Han Solo
     
  5. EHT

    EHT Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    No no no... Luke does go to Tosche Station, but his friends have given up on him and left. Worse yet, the station no longer sells power converters!
     
  6. LAJ_FETT

    LAJ_FETT Tech Admin and Collecting/Lucasfilm Ltd Mod star 9 Staff Member Administrator

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    The station has been turned into a McBantha burger franchise owned by Wuher from the cantina. He still doesn't serve droids.
     
  7. Jedi Merkurian

    Jedi Merkurian New Films Thread Reaper and Rumor Naysayer star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Nah man, nah...

    Jar Jar is Darth Plagueis
    :eek: :eek: :eek:
    BAM!!!!
     
  8. Grimby

    Grimby Technical Consultant & Former Head Admin star 7 Staff Member Administrator

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    As long as that McBantha Burger has a drive-thru window, I'm good. I hate getting out of my speeder.
     
  9. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Fearless Vampire Killer star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    I'm just glad that in here we can talk openly about our boss, Supershadow, without the others being able to read it.
     
  10. SithStarSlayer

    SithStarSlayer Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Thanks for just ruining my childhood.
     
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  11. EHT

    EHT Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    At least you can blame ACOD instead of Lucas.
     
  12. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Fearless Vampire Killer star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    ...and thanks for not making the accusation rape. :)
     
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  13. SithStarSlayer

    SithStarSlayer Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I figure you already see enough of Harpy's sig, so....
     
  14. Darth_Nub

    Darth_Nub Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Apparently Alec Guinness will be narrating the new films
     
  15. LAJ_FETT

    LAJ_FETT Tech Admin and Collecting/Lucasfilm Ltd Mod star 9 Staff Member Administrator

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    As a Force Ghost?
     
  16. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Fearless Vampire Killer star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    Good grief... I actually forgot that one.
     
  17. Darth_Nub

    Darth_Nub Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    [​IMG]

    Leaked publicity shot of Grando Calrissian, clone grandfather of one Baron Lando Calrissian
     
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  18. DarthBoba

    DarthBoba Manager Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    No, no....Jody Foster is Boba Fett. :p
     
  19. SithStarSlayer

    SithStarSlayer Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Suddenly wanting to see Darth Lecter...
     
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  20. Darth_Nub

    Darth_Nub Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Christopher Walken is playing the ghost of Darth Bane!!!

    [​IMG]
     
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  21. DarthBoba

    DarthBoba Manager Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    That movie is 90% Sith as it is. Lee, McDiarmid, Park.
     
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  22. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Padme is Boba Fett.

    Because shoving one's mother-in-law into a sarlacc pit is such a fulfilling fantasy for so many.
     
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  23. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Fearless Vampire Killer star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    It was horrifying opening alerts that I had been receiving "likes" in this thread from people who aren't Mods. Now, the public knows we work for Supershadow. Sorry about all of the spoilers we posted in this thread, guys.
     
  24. GGrievous

    GGrievous Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Fixed
     
  25. KED12345

    KED12345 Jedi Master star 4

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    [​IMG]
     
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