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Sidious=Jar Jar ... it's so obvious!

Discussion in 'Star Wars: New Films - No Spoilers Allowed' started by Grimby , Jun 11, 2013.

  1. SithStarSlayer

    SithStarSlayer Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Ditto. First thought: Oh heavens, what smarm did leave out on the counter, in there?
     
  2. Placeholder

    Placeholder Jedi Knight star 4

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    There's a little bit of Jar Jar in all of. Well, most of us. I had mine surgically removed. But most of you.
     
  3. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Speak for yourself. I use my tongue to steal fruit from dishes all the time.
     
  4. Sarge

    Sarge Chosen One star 6

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    That's why I only put wax fruit on my dishes. :p
     
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  5. Jedi Gunny

    Jedi Gunny Yahtzee Host star 9 VIP - Game Host

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    This explains a lot, you know. Like the urge to want to eat pieces of fruit while sticking out my tongue, yelling at random people on the street that "You tinkin yousa people gonna die?!", and generally acting like a two-bit fool in public by waving my arms and trying to imagine like I have big floppy ears? :p
     
  6. Echo-07

    Echo-07 Jedi Master star 4

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    Oh, great. I thought this was a non-spoiler forum?
     
  7. Jedi Gunny

    Jedi Gunny Yahtzee Host star 9 VIP - Game Host

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    Mike's already admitted that Supershadow's stuff has been leaked into the board. :p
     
  8. EHT

    EHT Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Yup, I thought the same thing. :p
     
  9. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Since a couple of threads on the TV forum this board sometimes turn into a discussion of me instead, I think it's time to let my secret out.

    I am Sidious.

    That's why I like Anakin so much. It was destiny.
     
  10. EHT

    EHT Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Figures... I knew you were interesting, and that makes sense.
     
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  11. Jedi Gunny

    Jedi Gunny Yahtzee Host star 9 VIP - Game Host

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    :p
     
  12. SithStarSlayer

    SithStarSlayer Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    The FIGS will squeal when they discover the truth of all this...
    Anakinfansince1983 is a Palpatine clone.
     
  13. rumsmuggler

    rumsmuggler Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    If Jar Jar is Sidious, then Vader is Captain Tarpals..
     
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  14. Jordan1Kenobi

    Jordan1Kenobi Host of Star Wars Character Contest star 6 VIP - Game Host

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    And Boba Fett is Boss Nass :p
     
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  15. Blue_Jedi33

    Blue_Jedi33 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Oh man that is so 2004, I don't think you were MOD back then, but I remember those days, I was so wrong too [face_laugh]
    There was even suppose to be a massive essay published on the validity of the clone theory but it never happened.
    The clone theory had threads in the spoiler and non-spoiler forums too. Wow I wasted so much time on that one.
     
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  16. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Fearless Vampire Killer star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    Mod back then...? I was banned for arguing against your wrongness! You and Vader666 were cultishly devoted to Emos_Edud. I'm glad you're all better now. :p
     
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  17. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 6

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    Wow, "Power Couplings will figure heavily into Anakin's injuries" would have been awesome. He goes to pick up power converters, trips, falls, lands in a batch of power couplings and fries himself.
     
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  18. clone3131

    clone3131 Jedi Master star 4

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    The OT cast returns....as muppets!


    -C
     
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  19. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    I do remember that rumor.
     
  20. The_Coon

    The_Coon Jedi Youngling star 1

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    dana carvey has just been cast as jar jars apprentice darth garth
     
  21. Sith-Mullet

    Sith-Mullet Jedi Master star 3

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    Let us not forget... Darth Jar Jar and Yoda the Hutt.
     
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  22. CT1138

    CT1138 Jedi Master star 4

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    *reads title, instantly reminded of this*
    [​IMG]
     
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  23. JediGirl_Angelina

    JediGirl_Angelina Jedi Master star 3

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    Let us not forget, he returned as a force ghost too. :)
     
  24. Beezer

    Beezer Jedi Master star 4

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    You forgot: Kitster grows up to be Boba Fett. That's why his ship is named "Slave I" and he is able to talk to Vader in E5 the way he does.
     
  25. Jarren_Lee-Saber

    Jarren_Lee-Saber Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Wow...I just...wow...don't know what to make of this thread....