Sidious=Jar Jar ... it's so obvious!

Discussion in 'Star Wars: New Films - No Spoilers Allowed' started by Grimby, Jun 11, 2013.

  1. SithStarSlayer Manager Emeritus

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    Ditto. First thought: Oh heavens, what smarm did leave out on the counter, in there?
  2. Placeholder Force Ghost

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    There's a little bit of Jar Jar in all of. Well, most of us. I had mine surgically removed. But most of you.
  3. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    Speak for yourself. I use my tongue to steal fruit from dishes all the time.
  4. Sarge Chosen One

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    That's why I only put wax fruit on my dishes. :p
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  5. Jedi Gunny Yahtzee Host

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    This explains a lot, you know. Like the urge to want to eat pieces of fruit while sticking out my tongue, yelling at random people on the street that "You tinkin yousa people gonna die?!", and generally acting like a two-bit fool in public by waving my arms and trying to imagine like I have big floppy ears? :p
  6. Echo-07 Force Ghost

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    Oh, great. I thought this was a non-spoiler forum?
  7. Jedi Gunny Yahtzee Host

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    Mike's already admitted that Supershadow's stuff has been leaked into the board. :p
  8. EHT New Films Manager

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    Yup, I thought the same thing. :p
  9. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    Since a couple of threads on the TV forum this board sometimes turn into a discussion of me instead, I think it's time to let my secret out.

    I am Sidious.

    That's why I like Anakin so much. It was destiny.
  10. EHT New Films Manager

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    Figures... I knew you were interesting, and that makes sense.
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  11. Jedi Gunny Yahtzee Host

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    :p
  12. SithStarSlayer Manager Emeritus

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    The FIGS will squeal when they discover the truth of all this...
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    Anakinfansince1983 is a Palpatine clone.
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  13. rumsmuggler Chosen One

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    If Jar Jar is Sidious, then Vader is Captain Tarpals..
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  14. Jordan1Kenobi Host of EUC Battle of... Games

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    And Boba Fett is Boss Nass :p
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  15. Blue_Jedi33 Force Ghost

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    Oh man that is so 2004, I don't think you were MOD back then, but I remember those days, I was so wrong too [face_laugh]
    There was even suppose to be a massive essay published on the validity of the clone theory but it never happened.
    The clone theory had threads in the spoiler and non-spoiler forums too. Wow I wasted so much time on that one.
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  16. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    Mod back then...? I was banned for arguing against your wrongness! You and Vader666 were cultishly devoted to Emos_Edud. I'm glad you're all better now. :p
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  17. BigAl6ft6 Chosen One

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    Wow, "Power Couplings will figure heavily into Anakin's injuries" would have been awesome. He goes to pick up power converters, trips, falls, lands in a batch of power couplings and fries himself.
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  18. clone3131 Force Ghost

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    The OT cast returns....as muppets!


    -C
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  19. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    I do remember that rumor.
  20. The_Coon Jedi Master

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    dana carvey has just been cast as jar jars apprentice darth garth
  21. Sith-Mullet Force Ghost

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    Let us not forget... Darth Jar Jar and Yoda the Hutt.
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  22. Dinos4Ever Jedi Grand Master

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    *reads title, instantly reminded of this*
    [IMG]
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  23. JediGirl_Angelina Force Ghost

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    Let us not forget, he returned as a force ghost too. :)
  24. Beezer Force Ghost

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    You forgot: Kitster grows up to be Boba Fett. That's why his ship is named "Slave I" and he is able to talk to Vader in E5 the way he does.
  25. Jarren_Lee-Saber Force Ghost

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    Wow...I just...wow...don't know what to make of this thread....