Sidious, Snoke and Salacious B Crumb’s Sarcastic and Sassy Situation Saloon (Fanfic Social Thread)

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  1. Briannakin Grand Moff Darth Fanfic & Costuming/Props Manager

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    *This thread brought to you in part by Briannakin's quest for POWER! UNLIMITED POWER!

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    Now, grab some Dark Side cookies and start plotting your quest for GALACTIC DOMINATION!
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  2. Ewok Poet Force Ghost

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    First. Again. :D

    JUSTICE FOR SALACIOUS B. CRUMB.
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  3. Sith-I-5 Jedi Grand Master

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    Having written about the old geezer, pleasantly happy to see Snoke represented.

    Mariana the Weeping Angel would be proud.
  4. Jedi_Lover Jedi Grand Master

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    Why are the saloon owners so ugly? I hope it is not something in the water?
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  5. Gamiel Force Ghost

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    [IMG]
    You maniacs!!
    You Blew it up!!
    ...AAh... Blast you!!
    Waru BLAST you ALL to the void!!
  6. Lady_Misty Jedi Grand Master

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    So is card playing and gambling allowed here? If so I will bring Sweet Drops and Angel Kisses and all sorts of candy for the wagers.
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  7. divapilot Jedi Grand Master

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    So pretty in here! Salacious, you sneaky devil, who knew you had such good taste in decor.
  8. Findswoman Jedi Grand Master

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    Checking in to this charming den of alliteration, scum, and villainy. :p (OK, that wasn't itself alliterative, but y'know... :p )
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  9. jcgoble3 Jedi Grand Master

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    Now we await Mav's reaction to the remodeling. :D
  10. Anedon Jedi Master

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    Seems to be nice here. I allways enjoy the imperial way of interior design.
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  11. Briannakin Grand Moff Darth Fanfic & Costuming/Props Manager

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    MUAHAHAHAHAHA
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  12. Sith-I-5 Jedi Grand Master

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    A lot more snow than I remember. You sure he isn't seeing a Tauntaun?
  13. Jedi_Lover Jedi Grand Master

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    It does look like snow.
  14. brodiew Jedi Master

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    Wow! I like what you've done with the place. Every Sassy Situation Saloon needs a picture of Chuck tell us where we can go. Gotta love it. We probably need a shot of Hayden tell us how much he 'HATES' us! [face_devil]
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  15. whiskers Jedi Master

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    C'mon now, Satele Shan would go great with the alliteration of the thread, not Crumb... Hold on, there's something at the door.

    Oh Crap!

    [IMG]

    Get this thing off of me!

    Happy new thread, all!
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  16. Chyntuck Force Ghost

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    No, seriously, I go offline for a day, Bri achieves unlimited powah and nobody tells me anything?

    Okay, anyway, I'm going to bed. I'll check in again in the morning. [face_salacious]
  17. Cowgirl Jedi 1701 Jedi Master

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    *Walks in, heads toward bar, stumbles into table.*

    "What the -- ? It's so dark in here, I can't see a thing!"
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  18. Jedi_Lover Jedi Grand Master

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    Come to the darkside. We have cookies (bought from Sith Girl Scouts).
  19. Nehru_Amidala Jedi Master

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    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand, we're back to our regularly scheduled shenanigans.
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  20. Sith-I-5 Jedi Grand Master

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    C'mon Man, it's no use crying over spilt milk.
  21. brodiew Jedi Master

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    [quote="Gamiel, post: 54597731, member: 1376825"[IMG]
    You maniacs!!
    You Blew it up!!
    ...AAh... Blast you!!
    Waru BLAST you ALL to the void!![/quote]


    Okay, I'll Play.

    'You Force fed paper pushers!'
    'You neutered him!'
    'Ah...Luke...Luuuke!'
    'Blast you all to the Sith choked cave on Dagobah!'
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  22. gizkaspice Jedi Knight

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    *reads title of thread....totally amazed* some fine alliteration there!
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  23. Gamiel Force Ghost

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    Stay at the path of balance, we have dental plans

    I will have to disagree, yes it is snow white but it dose not move/lay like snow
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  24. Briannakin Grand Moff Darth Fanfic & Costuming/Props Manager

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    I've had to sit on the title for the past two years. Originally it was just going to be Salacious B Crumb's Social Saloon, but it got progressively elaborate.

    I've been playing the long con guys. The long con to TAKING OVER THE FAN FIC BOARDS!!!

    I'm really sad that Mav isn't around to get this joke (but I know there are a few of you who have seen The West Wing) but this will be Mav upon her return:

    [IMG]

    The clip might make a bit more sense:




    Man, I really need to get out of the house tomorrow.
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  25. Lady_Misty Jedi Grand Master

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    I brought candy for us to use for wagers!
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