Signs you are an obsessed Star Wars Fan

Ok ok I know this list has been done before but I've kinda adapted it a little. See what you think and add on


1. You still have your first set of Star Wars Movies.

2. You are already planning to goto Celebration III.

3. You've joined a Fan Force. (Yep I have and I'm proud to be a member ! )

4. You have every soundtrack and are anxiously awaiting the soundtrack for Episode III.

5. You still have your metal ANH, ESB and ROTJ Lunchboxes.

6. You have made your own costume. (Ok I haven't made mine but I"m getting ideas for one)

7. You have successfully built a working lightsaber.

8. You've dressed up as Vader, Maul, or Sidious to scare your kids into cleaning their rooms.

9. You've turned your car into a small Star Wars shrine.

10. You have lined up for Midnight Madness in a town where all the stores close at 9.
( I did at Wal-Mart they told me to come back at 8 the next day.)

11. You've had to secretly buy collectables and hide them from your family.

12. You've driven down HWY 70 humming Duel of the Fates in Summer Traffic.

13. You've built a working Droid.

14. You've built a replica R2-D2.

15. You've often stared into the Sunset while humming music from the movies.

16. You've turned the inside of your Car into a Pod Racer.

17. You've are already planning to line up for Episode III in 2005 days ahead of it's release.

18. You have collected all the computer, board and card games.

19. You've gone to Hallmark or any other card shop just to collect Star Wars cards.

20. You have most of the ornaments from Hallmark.

21. Your collection has now taken up the space of your entire room.

22. You have gone down to the DMV to have your license plate purposely customized with something related to Star Wars.


**** Ok that's a start I have more but I'm taking up a lot of room here. Add on!***

 

Here's a few for JediRiff:

You tried to convince your wife to let you name your son Anakin.

Your son learned to identify and breath like Vader before he learned to walk.

Your goal in life is to own every original series toy ever made.

You own almost every Star Wars book or comic ever printed.

Entropy
Eastern Rim Alliance
Rocky Mount, NC

 

And durn it, she would NOT give in to the name Anakin! Can you imagine that? She must have the will power of a toydarian or a hutt, because believe me I TRIED the mind tricks.

I have to give a yes to most of the questions listed up there, so I guess I qualify as obsessed, lol.

 

Your dad comes into the room and you say,"You should not have come back, old man."

You surprize your teacher with a good grade on your exam, to which you respond, "The power of the force has a great influence on the weak mind."

Your girdle is too tight, and you blurt out,"We're all gonna get a lot thinner!"

A taco bell enchilada suffers your wrath when you yell at it, "I thought you smelled bad on the outside!"

 

ROFL!

Those are extremely funny!

 

1. You almost passed out when you saw they had a Star Wars version of the Game of Life.

2. You seriously consider canceling a trip and losing over $200 in plane fare just to see Chewbacca in Raleigh on Nov. 1st.

3. On the trip mentioned above, you plan to finish a SW Trivial Pursuit game that was put on hold almost 4 years ago.

4. You're even packing up the SW Trivial Pursuit and taking it with you.

5. You name your Sims after SW characters.

6. You correct people when they mispronounce SW character names.

7. You take great offense when someone would call Padme - Princess Amidala and not Queen Amidala.

8. When you move - 80% of the boxes are full of SW stuff (sad but so true).

9. You slip into Yoda-speak without even noticing.

10. You're 23 and get SW toys for your birthday.

11. Simple equation: Any Kid's toy collection < Your SW collection

12. Your e-mail address contains a SW reference.

13. You actually try Jedi mind tricks on a frequent basis.

 

-Tears well up in your eyes at the end of Return of the Jedi when Luke is burning his father's body (and/or armor?)...

-You almost cry (or have cried) when seeing a star wars movie in the theatre (for me, I have no recollection of seeing any of the originals in the theatre - and the very first star wars movie I saw in the theatre was The Phantom Menace. Never got a chance to see the special editions until they were released on video. )

 

Your tell your playfully panting dog, "Laugh it up, fuzzball!"

Playing shoot-em-up video games, you chuckle to yourself, "Just like shooting wamprats back in Beggar's Canyon!"

 

You tell the bartender "You don't need to see my identification, I'm not the underage kid your looking for"!

When someone in your presence starts talking junk about Star Wars and you want to beat them down!

 

You try to use Jedi Mind Tricks on your boyfriend/girlfriend/hubby/wife for some amorous affections.

 

You went to see a screening of The Two Towers in a Jedi costume and everyone thought you were an elf.