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Silly Episodes II & III Titles

Discussion in 'Revenge of the Sith (Non-Spoilers)' started by Son of the Suns, Sep 18, 2000.

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  1. Son of the Suns

    Son of the Suns Administrator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Since the original "Silly Episode I Titles" thread is being ignored in the Spoiler forum, I thought it would be appropriate to post a sequel to it over here. For those who haven't read this thread, it's quite possibly the oldest existing thread in the JC and it's very funny.

    Basically, the point of this thread is to make up silly titles for the Prequels by mixing up SW names and words with titles of existing movies. I'll start, to give you folks an idea of what it's all about:

    Almost Sidious
    Steal This Wookie!
    Alderaan Graffiti
    The Gungans: Bongo Submarine
     
  2. Dark Lady Mara

    Dark Lady Mara Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    When Ani met Ami
    Darth Sidious, Superstar
     
  3. Son of the Suns

    Son of the Suns Administrator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Wooly Wampa and the Tauntaun Factory
    Some Like it Hoth
     
  4. emilsson

    emilsson Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I'll go for a silly SW version of the worst movie ever made in Sweden.

    Terror under the Coruscant Sun


     
  5. Mace Windy

    Mace Windy Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Star Wars
    Episode II:
    For all of you idiots out there who don't know this SIDIOUS=PALPATINE!

    Episode III: Told ya so!




    Mace Windy,
    now a tropical storm!

     
  6. Ice Jedi

    Ice Jedi Jedi Master star 3

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    Episode II: Anakin Skywalker in Love

    Episode III: Darth Vader in love
     
  7. Mace Windy

    Mace Windy Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Oh! I can't belive I forgot the spoiler free signature, and now they won't let me edit my post.

    Grrrrrr.......



    Mace Windy,
    now a tropical storm!

    SPOILER FREE 'TIL EPISODE III!
     
  8. Dark Lady Mara

    Dark Lady Mara Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    STAR WARS: EPISODE III: Obi-Wan and the Last Damn Fool Idealistic Crusade
     
  9. Son of the Suns

    Son of the Suns Administrator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Raiders of the Lost Gundark

    And if Lucas wants a made-for-TV prequel spinoff...

    The Young Obi-Wan Kenobi Chronicles
     
  10. hew

    hew Jedi Master star 4

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    Episode II: Force Lightning Boogaloo
     
  11. Lady Viskor

    Lady Viskor Jedi Padawan star 4

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    The Sith Who Shagged Amidala

    Saving Shmi Skywalker

    The Fool Who Followed Obi-Wan

    Give Me the Money!

    Sleepless in Coruscausnt

    The 13th Jedi

    Problem Child
     
  12. Son of the Suns

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    Nurse Padme

    The Nightmare Before Boonta Eve
     
  13. JediLynx

    JediLynx Jedi Knight star 5

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    Being Darth Vader

    Star Wars 2: The Wrath of Darth Sidious



     
  14. Son of the Suns

    Son of the Suns Administrator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Sgt. Augie's Great Municipal Lonely Hearts Club Band

     
  15. DarthHutt

    DarthHutt Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Perhaps they will be like bedtime stories...

    Little Black Palpy Hood
    The Three Little Ugnauts
    Amidala and the Three Tuskens
     
  16. DeputyBarneyFett

    DeputyBarneyFett Jedi Youngling

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    How Padme Got Her Groove Back

    There's Something About Padme

    Star Wars Episode II- The Soich For More Money

    The Galaxy Is Not Enough

    Galactic Pie

    The Ewok Strikes Back

    Revenge Of The Pokemon!

    Orrrrrrrrrr, if Lucas makes it a slasher film:

    The Tatooine Chainsaw Massacre

    I Know What You Did Last Prequel

    I STILL Know What You Did Last Prequel

    Deputy
     
  17. DeputyBarneyFett

    DeputyBarneyFett Jedi Youngling

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    Galactic Graffiti

    Deputy
     
  18. Obi Anne

    Obi Anne FF manager Celebrations star 8 Manager

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    Sith and sensibility
    Forrest Binks
     
  19. Darth_Servo

    Darth_Servo Jedi Youngling star 5

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    The Dark Kibur Crystal

    'Yipee' Longstocking
     
  20. Son of the Suns

    Son of the Suns Administrator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    To Plo Koon: Thanks for everything, Padme Naberrie'

    Jar Jar Forever


    And TPM should really have had this title:

    Qui-Gon With The Wind

    ;)
     
  21. Ternian

    Ternian Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Those are really funny!

    Here some from me:

    A Few Good Sith

    Journey To The Centre Of Naboo

    Jedi, Lies and Lightsabers
     
  22. StormHawk

    StormHawk Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Jar Jar's Ladder (this is a far stretch, but think about it)

    Last Tango in Espa

    The Mandalorian Candidate

    All That Nass

    Its 6:30... the humor is dry, very dry :)

     
  23. Obi Anne

    Obi Anne FF manager Celebrations star 8 Manager

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    (why Ben started to tell) True lies.
     
  24. Rakkohr Clan Tsahhgor

    Rakkohr Clan Tsahhgor Jedi Youngling star 1

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    The Sith Brothers

    The Sith Brothers 2000

    The Phantom Menace 2

    Jar Jar's Big Adventure

    The Gungans Battle for Naboo

    Search for Darth Maul's top half

    The Cologne Wars


    I have a few hundred others that I spent an entire afternoon typing up just for kicks one day, but I can't find the file on my computer right now. If I find it, I'll post more.
     
  25. Mace Windy

    Mace Windy Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    "Qui-Gon with the Wind", Son of the Suns?

    Hahahahaha!

    Was I the only one who caught that?





    Mace Windy,
    now a tropical storm!

    SPOILER FREE 'TIL EPISODE III!
     
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