Silly Episodes II & III Titles

Enemy of the Sith
The Perfect Sith
Gone with the Windu
West Sith Story
The Adventures of Amidala, queen of the Naboo.

okay that last one doesn't really fit...

 

Jedi, Interrupted
The Grapes of Sith
The Green Parsec
Grumpy Old Siths
Amidala got Married
You've got Holomail
The Jedi Bride

 

Guess Who's Coming to Power?

Fear and Loathing on Coruscant

Obi the Sith Slayer

Don't Tell Mom Our Father's Vader

There's Something About Palpy

Citizen Sidious

Howard the Duck Jedi

 

A Sith to far.
Palpatines List
Anakin of Tatooine
Three Jedi
S*I*T*H
Jar Jar Maguire

 

"The Adventures of Amidala, queen of the Naboo.

okay that last one doesn't really fit..."

Probably not. But there is a connection between "The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert" and "Star Wars": Terence Stamp, who played Chancellor Valorum in TPM, played one of the film's drag queens.

 

I did not know that.

and now a blast from the Past

Breakfast at Amidalas.

 

EPISODE II Electric boogaloo!
EPISODE III Cash Cow Comes to a Close!

 

Noobian Beauty (sp?)
The Sith Sense
Sith Don't Cry

There are some more of mine.. like 'em?

 

Fanfare of Prince Anakin
Attack of the Gungans
Return of the Sith

 

Those crazy Jedis
Those crazy jedis go to summer camp
Ani gets laid
Obi kicks some names and takes some ass
Is that your lightsaber or....
Yoda raps
Natalie gets naked (oh wait thats the title of dream)
Got ya suckas
Obi takes Ani bungy jumpin off a volcano "Doh"

 

The Legend of Drunken Jedi Master

A Hard Day's Jedi Knight

 

Here's a bunch:

Vader, Texas Ranger
Babe, Pig In The Sith
Tattooine Skywalker and the Sith Temple of Doom
Saving Padawan Anakin
The Death Star Superlaser of Navarone
The Vadtrix (see how weird people used to get at UBB?)
Bridge over the river Qui-Gon

 

How about:

Anikan's Saga or How I Stopped Being Good and Learned to Love the Dark Side

Anikan Skywalker and the Quest for the Dark Side

Some Python names there.

 

Me Myself & Padme
Sith Park
Naboo Lightsabre Massacre
The Anakin Show
A Jedi Knight To Remember
Edward Lightsabrehands
The False Hand That Rocks The Cradle
The Padme The Robs The Cradle
A Life-Day Carol
Young Palpatine
Nunb & Nunber
Weekend At Palpy's
Clone Alone
Fast Times At Coruscant High
Good Whill Hunting

 

Episode II:
A Totally New Movie That Thousands of People Already Know the Plot to Because They SUCK!!!!!!!!

 

When I first heard about this one I nearly hurled over my keyboard. The funny thing though was the poster was deadly serious:

Star Wars Episode II: The Bright Light of a Dark Knight.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

Episode II: The Wrath of Ani

Boss Nass' House

Qui-Gon in sixty seconds

Keeping the force

Episode II: The Not-So-Phantom Menace

The Sith and I

101 Deadjedis

 

The Sith who stole Alderaan
The dog who wouldn't stop whining!
The meaning of Anikan
Sorry, the second doesn't fit. My dog is just whining, and I can't find anything wrong with her. Oh well...

_jOBO

 

-I actually like "Rise of the Empire" for ep II

-I thought it was illegal for a 20 year old to date a 9 year old

-Anio and Amidalet (it sort of works)

how about just
-Vader (thats it nothing more)



Ice Jedi
now at absolute zero
SPOILER-FREE TILL EPISODE IX

(don't be affended windy, i'm just kidding)

 

Anikan Must Die

 

I know what you did last prequel.

 

Force Club

Schplooch
-The Schploochiest schplooch-storm.

 

Come on... the title should have something to do with the possible story...

EPISODE II: THE CLEAR AND PRESENT MENACE

 

How about a couple racier titles...

Behind the Blast Door
Amidala Does Anakin
Deep Voice


Plus, some tamer stuff...

The Day Coruscant Stood Still
Evil Jedi
Evil Jedi 2
Army of Darthness
Honey, I Killed the Jedi


Hey, we can even get John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band to do the theme for Ep. III...

"On the Dark Side, Oh yeah..." =D

 

These are great!
Here are some more:

Death of a Jedi
Darthville
Episode II:What was the title again George?
How the Sith stole Corusant
Padme does Corusant
Padme does Corusant II
Episode II:Who wants to be a Jedi?
Mace Winduarth Detective
Episode II:The Search for Darth Maul
Episode II:The Return of Jar Jar
Episode II:Who Framed Ani Skywalker?

Ok, I am done now.
DarthT