Silly Episodes II & III Titles

Discussion in 'Revenge of the Sith (Non-Spoilers)' started by Son of the Suns, Sep 18, 2000.

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  1. farraday Jedi Grand Master

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    Enemy of the Sith
    The Perfect Sith
    Gone with the Windu
    West Sith Story
    The Adventures of Amidala, queen of the Naboo.

    okay that last one doesn't really fit...
  2. amhlair Jedi Knight

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    Jedi, Interrupted
    The Grapes of Sith
    The Green Parsec
    Grumpy Old Siths
    Amidala got Married
    You've got Holomail
    The Jedi Bride
  3. Dark Lady Mara Manager Emeritus

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    Guess Who's Coming to Power?

    Fear and Loathing on Coruscant

    Obi the Sith Slayer

    Don't Tell Mom Our Father's Vader

    There's Something About Palpy

    Citizen Sidious

    Howard the Duck Jedi
  4. farraday Jedi Grand Master

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    A Sith to far.
    Palpatines List
    Anakin of Tatooine
    Three Jedi
    S*I*T*H
    Jar Jar Maguire
  5. Son of the Suns Administrator Emeritus

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    "The Adventures of Amidala, queen of the Naboo.

    okay that last one doesn't really fit..."

    Probably not. But there is a connection between "The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert" and "Star Wars": Terence Stamp, who played Chancellor Valorum in TPM, played one of the film's drag queens.
  6. farraday Jedi Grand Master

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    I did not know that.

    and now a blast from the Past

    Breakfast at Amidalas.
  7. darth-jar Jedi Master

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    EPISODE II Electric boogaloo!
    EPISODE III Cash Cow Comes to a Close!
  8. solojones Chosen One

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    Noobian Beauty (sp?)
    The Sith Sense
    Sith Don't Cry

    There are some more of mine.. like 'em?
  9. Darth McClain Arena Manager Emeritus

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    Fanfare of Prince Anakin
    Attack of the Gungans
    Return of the Sith
  10. Ewan-Kenobi Jedi Grand Master

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    Those crazy Jedis
    Those crazy jedis go to summer camp
    Ani gets laid
    Obi kicks some names and takes some ass
    Is that your lightsaber or....
    Yoda raps
    Natalie gets naked (oh wait thats the title of dream)
    Got ya suckas
    Obi takes Ani bungy jumpin off a volcano "Doh"
  11. Son of the Suns Administrator Emeritus

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    The Legend of Drunken Jedi Master

    A Hard Day's Jedi Knight

  12. DarthBoba Manager Emeritus

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    Here's a bunch:

    Vader, Texas Ranger
    Babe, Pig In The Sith
    Tattooine Skywalker and the Sith Temple of Doom
    Saving Padawan Anakin
    The Death Star Superlaser of Navarone
    The Vadtrix (see how weird people used to get at UBB?)
    Bridge over the river Qui-Gon
  13. solojones Chosen One

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    How about:

    Anikan's Saga or How I Stopped Being Good and Learned to Love the Dark Side

    Anikan Skywalker and the Quest for the Dark Side

    Some Python names there.
  14. Lord-Ramwah Jedi Master

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    Me Myself & Padme
    Sith Park
    Naboo Lightsabre Massacre
    The Anakin Show
    A Jedi Knight To Remember
    Edward Lightsabrehands
    The False Hand That Rocks The Cradle
    The Padme The Robs The Cradle
    A Life-Day Carol
    Young Palpatine
    Nunb & Nunber
    Weekend At Palpy's
    Clone Alone
    Fast Times At Coruscant High
    Good Whill Hunting
  15. JediLord Force Ghost

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    Episode II:
    A Totally New Movie That Thousands of People Already Know the Plot to Because They SUCK!!!!!!!!
  16. Sith Interceptor Force Ghost

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    When I first heard about this one I nearly hurled over my keyboard. The funny thing though was the poster was deadly serious:

    Star Wars Episode II: The Bright Light of a Dark Knight.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  17. BEV1138 Jedi Master

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    Episode II: The Wrath of Ani

    Boss Nass' House

    Qui-Gon in sixty seconds

    Keeping the force

    Episode II: The Not-So-Phantom Menace

    The Sith and I

    101 Deadjedis



  18. Jobo Force Ghost

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    The Sith who stole Alderaan
    The dog who wouldn't stop whining!
    The meaning of Anikan
    Sorry, the second doesn't fit. My dog is just whining, and I can't find anything wrong with her. Oh well...

    _jOBO
  19. Ice Jedi Force Ghost

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    -I actually like "Rise of the Empire" for ep II

    -I thought it was illegal for a 20 year old to date a 9 year old

    -Anio and Amidalet (it sort of works)

    how about just
    -Vader (thats it nothing more)



    Ice Jedi
    now at absolute zero
    SPOILER-FREE TILL EPISODE IX

    (don't be affended windy, i'm just kidding)
  20. solojones Chosen One

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  21. farraday Jedi Grand Master

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    I know what you did last prequel.
  22. Schplooch Jedi Knight

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    Force Club

    Schplooch
    -The Schploochiest schplooch-storm.
  23. BARBER_OF_NABOO Jedi Knight

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    Come on... the title should have something to do with the possible story...

    EPISODE II: THE CLEAR AND PRESENT MENACE
  24. MeatSaber2000 Jedi Knight

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    How about a couple racier titles...

    Behind the Blast Door
    Amidala Does Anakin
    Deep Voice


    Plus, some tamer stuff...

    The Day Coruscant Stood Still
    Evil Jedi
    Evil Jedi 2
    Army of Darthness
    Honey, I Killed the Jedi


    Hey, we can even get John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band to do the theme for Ep. III...

    "On the Dark Side, Oh yeah..." =D
  25. DarthT Jedi Padawan

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    These are great!
    Here are some more:

    Death of a Jedi
    Darthville
    Episode II:What was the title again George?
    How the Sith stole Corusant
    Padme does Corusant
    Padme does Corusant II
    Episode II:Who wants to be a Jedi?
    Mace Windu:Darth Detective
    Episode II:The Search for Darth Maul
    Episode II:The Return of Jar Jar
    Episode II:Who Framed Ani Skywalker?

    Ok, I am done now.
    DarthT
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