Silly Episodes II & III Titles

SW EIII: 8 JEDI IN A DUFFLE BAG

 

(Movies, books, and music all work out well for this.)

The Force Sense (Anakin starts seeing dead people)

Menace to Society (then again, maybe not)

Jedi Marshalls

I Think I'm a Clone Now (nods to Weird Al)

The Jedi Temple Rules

Romancing the Jedi

The Phantom Menaces

Sith Resurrection

Sith Lord of the Flies

Sith Lord of the Rings

--Ping, who should be grateful starwars.com isn't loading, or else she might be there, looking at pics she shouldn't see, instead of here.

 

STAR WARS: EPISODE II: Wasn't That Statutory Rape?

 

Hopefully none of these have been used.

When Good Jedi's go bad

Sex Lies and Gungans

Episode 2 and a half the Smell of Papaltine

Saturday Night Sith

Planet of the Fetts

The Incredible Mr.Skywalker

4 Jedi's and a Wedding

Master Papaltine or How I learned to Embrace the
Darkside

Naboo Girls are Easy

Padme Does Dallas

 

For EIII: I, Sith

Sorry, I know it's kinda crappy, but I was trying to find something to match the book "I, Jedi"

 

La Bombad

Binksigula

Empire of the Son of the Suns

E.T. the Evil Tatooinian

I Am Sidious (Yellow)

The Persecution And Assassination Of Obi-Wan Kenobi As Performed By The Members Of The Galactic Senate Of Coruscant Under The Direction Of Supreme Chancellor Palpatine

Ami and Ani and Ted and Alice

Dead Jedi Don't Wear Plaid

The Un-Force-pushables

Sabé Night Fever

The Handmaidens' Tale

There's Something About Padmé

The Madness of King George L.

Gungan-Ho

Ani Hall

(enough...!)

**MdSlM**

 

ummmm...let's see. how about:

How The Sith Stole Christmas.

Jar-Jar: The Extra Terrestrial

The Sith with Two Light Sabers (The man with two brains)

 

How about song titles!!!

sith be baby one more time!

love me poodoo! (beatles - love me do)

ewok and roll christmas!

mandalorian rhapsody!

yoda in the sky with diamonds

Eric clapton's "leia"

Chain reaction (in the death star)

 

Episode II: Wait a minute! I still dont understand the Pahntom Menace!

Episode III: Oh... Now I get it.
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Episode II: Anakin Strikes Back

Episode III: The Revenge of Anakin
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Episode II: Where's Luke?

Episode III: Aww.. there he is.
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Episode II: Take this Paramount!

Episode III: What? You wanna try again, Okay!
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Episode II: Why Did the Jedi Cross the Force?

Episode III: To Become Darth Vader!

 

Titanicooine

Bravejedi

National Lampoons Coruscant Vacation

Courage Under Blaster Fire

The Lightsaber in the Stone

 

Undissapearable (as in Qui-Gon)

101 Desintegrations (as in Boba Fett)

Dungeons and Krayt Dragons

 

Jedimon.

The Emperors New Groove.

 

Return to the Valley of the Handmaidens

 

Dude, Where's my Landspeeder?

Star Wars II - The Wrath of Amanaman

 

I have afew ideas...

Episode II

As The Suns Turn...

Ewan Has A Beard...

Return Of The Big Bad Yoda!...

 

Ani and Ami's Wedding Planner

Sugar and Spice Mines

 

Crouching Tauntaun, Hidden Bantha

(sorry)

 

Save the Last Duel

Shadow of the Sith Lord

 

The Blair Sith Project
The last of the Mandalorians
The Gungans Strike Back
You've got Maul
Palp Fictiom
Saving Padawan Skywalker

 

The Empire Strikes(the first time)

Using the Force for Fun and prophit.

 

I have to say, I really like the title of 'I, Sith' for Episode III...sums up Anakin in two words.

 

Enemy at the Blast Doors

Beavis and Butthead Do Coruscant

 

II The Sith strikes back

III Return of the Sith

II Seven Sith

III The Sith Penance

II Howard the Sith

III Sidious does Coruscant

II Enter the Sith

III Game of Sith

II Sithfather II

III Sithfather III

 

I love this thread but he best so far was:

"The Persecution And Assassination Of Obi-Wan Kenobi As Performed By The Members Of The Galactic Senate Of Coruscant Under The Direction Of Supreme Chancellor Palpatine"

That was great. My hat goes of to you.

What about:

ep II - Whats eating Ani Sky? (whats eating Gilbert Grape)

ep III - Attack of the Killer Sith Lord [Attack of the killer tomato(e) ]

ep III - OMG Padme's Pregnent. How did tha- Ohhh.
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and for songs:

Wookie In an AT-ST ("Learn to Fly choros. Put it in it fits)



--Ice Jedi--
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Saber-Swinging in the Rain

Padme, Myself and Irene