Indi, IN Silly Jedi, Scotch is for Stormtroopers.

Oh that's why. The one place that I didn't go in with you guys is when that took place. Sure what ever you say



I'm just giving you a hard time bud.

 

I can verify his story. Tie Pilot had to beat em off with a stick. Everytime I looked his way, he had 2 or 3 more. Pimp Daddy Tie Pilot was Mackin' all over the place. Chicks dig the Armor.

I can't see Squat out of my Tie Helmet, he was walkin, dancing, gettin jiggy wit it, without taking off his helmet. You da Man Rick. Um, next to TK616 of course. Coolest Stormtrooper Ever! And I'm not just saying that because I need his help.

 

Everyone needs my "Help".

 

Thats why TK-616 is the coolest stormtrooper.

 

TK-616 is just a punk. he's weak!

 

Your powers are weak, old man.

 

"TK-616 is just a punk. he's weak!" -Thraken 76

Looks to me like a clear case of Armor Envy. Chicks dig the armor. He probably has a Boba Fettish. (rimshot)

Just kidding Kev, Don't hurt me! Sir.

What I meant to say...uh...is...Thraken Rocks like a MoFo.

 

Ahhh...thracken is Eve to TK's Adam!!

Just kidding sir!!

 

now, now ladies. Lets keep it nice.

So which of you will be at the Museum this Saturday with Incom4 and I?
There is going to be a new guy from the 501st who lives here in Indy.

Hopefully this week I will strip my armor off my manakin so I can don it next week at the museum.

Well, have fun bickering. I am now going out with some friends for dinner and a movie.

Peace Out!

 

Wow dinner and a movie. Your going all out arn't you?

 

awww... Binks is going to dinner and a movie. how sweet. Binks, tell your mom hi for me!

oh and for the rest of you... don't think I didn't take note. mwhahahahaaa

 

Word...

 

"GULP! Uh,OH!"

 

Never tee off a bounty hunter...


By the way Thracken that was a sweet Fett armour!

 

all of you dirty spice miners better take note. The bald ewok knows how to get on my good side.

And now for a quick Tk-616 impression... ahem.

"I don't feel good. I can't make it out to any more bars."

Thank you, that is all.

 

Oh Glorious deity that is Thraken...Please forgive us of our transgressions and continue to bless us with your imaculate presence. Let us wallow in the greatness that only you can emit.

To show our grattitude, we sacrifice this Ewok to you.

hehehe.

 

Word...

 

w3rd?

Bling bling!

 

Quick impersonation of Thraken, "I look like Fat Boba Fett, That's why the chicks love me."

Or. "I can out drink every man on the face of the earth in my lameass costume w/ no blaster."

OR "Please touch me chicka, I have armor on too..."

"I'll take swa'ords for $500!"
"That's S-words and No you are not a winner."

-TK 616

 

whatever ya say there... ol' faithful.

 

LOL!! a'right guys stop it. I am dying laughing over here. Pepsi burns when it comes out the nose!

PS....no TK-0520 its taken...maybe 1106

 

You guys are my heroes. Ya think drunk sleazy Indy bar-chicks will dig on an X-wing pilot?

R2-B9

 

They might if you have a gun rack in the back of your X-wing.

 

Well, my R2 doubles as a pony-keg cooler. That's important!

R2-B9