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FF:NZ Silly Star Wars Jokes

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Buzz-Bumble, Apr 24, 2002.

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  1. Buzz-Bumble Jedi Master

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    Why didn't Anakin and Padmé call their daughter Ella??

    Because they didn't want an Ella Vader.

    :D
  2. Lil_Lisa Jedi Master

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    Nov 28, 2001
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    :D Heh, um...nice thread.


  3. Kitt327 Jedi Master

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    Where does Qui-Gon keep his marbles marbles?

    In a Jar Jar.



    ka-pish!
  4. Buzz-Bumble Jedi Master

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    Shouldn't that be Where does Qui-Gon keep his marbles marbles?

    :)


    How many humans can race Pods?

    Only Ani can.

    :D
  5. Lil_Lisa Jedi Master

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    [face_laugh]

    I can't think of any bad SW jokes. [face_plain]
  6. Kitt327 Jedi Master

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    Ok, joke altered to be even worse :D

    How did Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

    He felt his presents.


    mwa-ha ha ha!!
  7. Lil_Lisa Jedi Master

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    ROTF!!! [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh] That was bad! 8-}
  8. Buzz-Bumble Jedi Master

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    What's the name of R2-D2's very polite twin brother?

    Nice2-Meet2

    :)



    What ship does Vader take to important Imperial functions?

    His bow-TIE.

    :D
  9. Chansplace Jedi Master

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    Q. Why does han have a packet of gum in his pocket?

    A. Because its Chewie.

  10. Buzz-Bumble Jedi Master

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    Q: Who won the lightsaber battle with Darth Maul?

    A: Obi won.

    :D
  11. Lil_Lisa Jedi Master

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    Obi-won! That's classic! [face_laugh]
  12. Darth_Graal Jedi Master

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  13. Chansplace Jedi Master

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    brings back memories of Thumb wars :)

    Q. How many Jedi does it take to change a light bulb?

    A. One, unless he turns to the dark side.
  14. Buzz-Bumble Jedi Master

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    If you're looking for comic strips, don't forget Sev Wars. :)

    He also has a pile of comic strips for other shows / movies here.
  15. Lil_Lisa Jedi Master

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    Q. What's the one thing you never serve Leia Organa?

    A. Hanburgers.



    :)
  16. Klimt_Of_Tornesdal Force Ghost

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    Did you hear about Darth Maul's nervous breakdown?

    The poor guy just fell apart.

    :D


    :)


    [face_plain]

    Okay, I'm going to bed now.



  17. YouAgain Force Ghost

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    What Happens When Jar Jar gets a Bug in his eye

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    JAR JAR BLINKS
  18. Buzz-Bumble Jedi Master

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    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

    A: To join the AotC ticket queue.

    I know, it's not very good. :)
  19. SithForceLord Jedi Grand Master

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    That's shocking.

    [face_laugh]


    Why does Han like Halloween?



    Lots of Chewie candy.

    (sad, pathetic - fits the rest of "jokes" in this thread :p. Oh, and I got it from those "SW Halloween cards :p")


    What is Darth Maul?


    Horney


    [face_laugh]

    ooooh lame.


    ok, back to my bio assignment. :(

    ah, Dave Dobbin - "Loyal"

    Nature's Best = great CD to do work/assignments to! :)
  20. Lil_Lisa Jedi Master

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    Heheh, I thought you're some newbie! 8-} Too bad about your icon.

    How many Corellians does it take to change a glowpanel?

    None, because you can't see them cheating at Sabacc in the dark.

    :D Got it from "I, Jedi". :)
  21. Chansplace Jedi Master

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    What's on Boba Fett?

    Boba's shoes.
  22. YouAgain Force Ghost

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  23. Buzz-Bumble Jedi Master

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    "Borrowed" fromt the Star Wars Usenet newsgroup ... :D


    Q: What is the name of the Jedi Country Western singer who turned to the Dark side of the Force?

    A: Darth Brooks



    Q: What did a three-year old Padme Amidala say when she first saw a doll made in her image?

    A: A me-doll! Ah!



    Q: What is a Jedi's favorite alcoholic drink?

    A: Qui-Gon Gin.
  24. SithForceLord Jedi Grand Master

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  25. Buzz-Bumble Jedi Master

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    Q: What did Gungan archeologists find buried in the Naboo desert?
    A: The Jar Jar Sphinx.


    Q: What happens when Jar Jar walks on quicksand?
    A: Jar Jar sinks.


    Q: What's the name of Jar Jar's wife?
    A: Bar Bar A Binks.


    Q: What's the name of Jar Jar's comedian uncle?
    A: Har Har Binks.


    Q: What short message did Obi-Wan send the Jedi Council after the lightsaber battle with the Sith Lord?
    A: Qui-Gon gone. Darth Maul fall.


    :)
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