FF:NZ Silly Star Wars Jokes

Why didn't Anakin and Padmé call their daughter Ella??

Because they didn't want an Ella Vader.

 

Heh, um...nice thread.

 

Where does Qui-Gon keep his marbles marbles?

In a Jar Jar.



ka-pish!

 

Shouldn't that be Where does Qui-Gon keep his marbles marbles?




How many humans can race Pods?

Only Ani can.

 

I can't think of any bad SW jokes.

 

Ok, joke altered to be even worse

How did Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.


mwa-ha ha ha!!

 

ROTF!!! That was bad!

 

What's the name of R2-D2's very polite twin brother?

Nice2-Meet2





What ship does Vader take to important Imperial functions?

His bow-TIE.

 

Q. Why does han have a packet of gum in his pocket?

A. Because its Chewie.

 

Q: Who won the lightsaber battle with Darth Maul?

A: Obi won.

 

Obi-won! That's classic!

 

Not really a joke but these cartoons are pretty funny!

Star wars comic strips

 

brings back memories of Thumb wars

Q. How many Jedi does it take to change a light bulb?

A. One, unless he turns to the dark side.

 

If you're looking for comic strips, don't forget Sev Wars.

He also has a pile of comic strips for other shows / movies here.

 

Q. What's the one thing you never serve Leia Organa?

A. Hanburgers.

 

Did you hear about Darth Maul's nervous breakdown?

The poor guy just fell apart.









Okay, I'm going to bed now.

 

What Happens When Jar Jar gets a Bug in his eye

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JAR JAR BLINKS

 

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To join the AotC ticket queue.

I know, it's not very good.

 

That's shocking.




Why does Han like Halloween?



Lots of Chewie candy.

(sad, pathetic - fits the rest of "jokes" in this thread . Oh, and I got it from those "SW Halloween cards ")


What is Darth Maul?


Horney




ooooh lame.


ok, back to my bio assignment.

ah, Dave Dobbin - "Loyal"

Nature's Best = great CD to do work/assignments to!

 

Heheh, I thought you're some newbie! Too bad about your icon.

How many Corellians does it take to change a glowpanel?

None, because you can't see them cheating at Sabacc in the dark.

Got it from "I, Jedi".

 

What's on Boba Fett?

Boba's shoes.

 

lol bobas shoes

 

"Borrowed" fromt the Star Wars Usenet newsgroup ...


Q: What is the name of the Jedi Country Western singer who turned to the Dark side of the Force?

A: Darth Brooks



Q: What did a three-year old Padme Amidala say when she first saw a doll made in her image?

A: A me-doll! Ah!



Q: What is a Jedi's favorite alcoholic drink?

A: Qui-Gon Gin.

 

LOL!

 

Q: What did Gungan archeologists find buried in the Naboo desert?
A: The Jar Jar Sphinx.


Q: What happens when Jar Jar walks on quicksand?
A: Jar Jar sinks.


Q: What's the name of Jar Jar's wife?
A: Bar Bar A Binks.


Q: What's the name of Jar Jar's comedian uncle?
A: Har Har Binks.


Q: What short message did Obi-Wan send the Jedi Council after the lightsaber battle with the Sith Lord?
A: Qui-Gon gone. Darth Maul fall.