Simpson quotes

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  1. DarthBabe Force Ghost

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    I know Tamber'll like this one. Post ONLY Simpsons quotes.

    I'll start.

    Chief Wiggum: "Oh I'm on a road...appears to be asphalt. Umm...trees...shrubs...I'm directly under the Earth's sun.....nnnnnnnnnnnnnnow."
  2. DarthBabe Force Ghost

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    Oh I got another one!

    Groundskeeper Willie:
    "Ahhhh! At least yer getting a decent burial. Me own father was thrown in the bog!"
  3. Sar-Tamber-lac Force Ghost

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    LOL...I'll have to reach back in my memory for this one...I love the Simpsons to death, but can't remember crap...Hmmm...give me some time, I'll think of something!! :D
  4. DarthBabe Force Ghost

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    Ok, I'm going to sing a song. If there's a lot of typos, it means I'm singing this as I type it. Yes, I know all the Simpson songs off by heart.

    "Some men hunt for sport, others hunt for food. The only thing I'm hunting for is an outfit that looks good.
    Seeeeeeeeeeeee myyyyyy vest! See my vest, made from real gorilla's chest. See this sweater, there's no better, than authentic Irish Setter. See this hat, twas my cat, my evening wear a vampire bat. These white slippers are albino, African endangered rhino. Grizzly underwear, turtlenecks I've got my shair. Berret of poodle on noodle it shall rest. So, try my red robin suit, it comes one breast or two! See my vest! See my vest! Seeeeeeeeee mmyyyy vest!

    Like my loafers, former goafers, it was that or skin my chauffeurs. But a grey hound fur tuxedo would best! So, let's prepare these dogs, kill two for matching clogs. Seee myyyyy vest! See myy vest! Oh please, won't you seeeeeee myyyyyyyyy vveeeeeeeeest!"

  5. Daughter_of_Yubyub Force Ghost

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    Who controls the British pound? Who keeps the metric system down? We do, we do! Who robs crayfish of their sight? Who rigs every Oscar night? We do, We do? Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Pete Nutenberry a STAR!? We do, we do, we do!
  6. DarthBabe Force Ghost

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    Ah I hate to be obsessive but it's Steve Guttenburg not Pete something or other. Anyway, Tamber, how come you haven't gotten a quote up here yet?
  7. Sar-Tamber-lac Force Ghost

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    because my brain is fried...
  8. Daughter_of_Yubyub Force Ghost

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    Darthbabe: Yeah, I know. I've already been PMed. I could just never make out that line.
  9. Sar-Tamber-lac Force Ghost

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    LOL...ok, you have to answer this...was it Wild_Karrde that pmed you?
  10. Daughter_of_Yubyub Force Ghost

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    Yeah. We've had quite a conversation going about that silly mistake.
  11. DarthBabe Force Ghost

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    Well, if this conversation took place this weekend. Then in couldn't have been Wild Karrde who pmed you...he was with me all weekend...nuff said :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
  12. Az-Azzameen Jedi Grand Master

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    LOL @ 2 Wild_Karrdes and Steve Guttenberg being a 'star'... :p

    Simpsons quotes eh?

    "I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES."

    :p
  13. DarthBabe Force Ghost

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    *Homer is drunk at a festival and stumbles around covered in nothing but cotton candy*
    Hey!Look at me! I'm a pink, puffy cloud!
  14. DARTH_2002 Force Ghost

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    Grampa "I am disgusted with the way old people are depicted on television. We are not all vibrant, fun-loving sex maniacs. Many of us are bitter, resentful individuals who remeber the good old days when entertainment was bland and inoffensive."

    Also for all you Simpson lovers out there the Simpsons season 2 comes out on DVD aug 8 WOOHOOO.
  15. DarthBabe Force Ghost

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    Groundskeeper Willie:
    "I dinna cry when me own father was hung for steeling a pig. But I'll cry now."
  16. DarthBabe Force Ghost

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    I got another one!

    Homer:"You know when I was boy, I really wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me. So, I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. The doctor thought I might have brain damage."
    Bart:"Dad, what's the point of this story?"
    Homer:"I like stories."
  17. AT-ST_DRIVER Jedi Master

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    "way to breathe, no breath!"
  18. DARTH_2002 Force Ghost

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    "there are no good wars..with the following exceptions the american revolution,world war II and the starwars trilogy." Bart
  19. Sar-Tamber-lac Force Ghost

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    Marge: Bart, no!
    Bart(standing by Marge): Mom, I'm right here!
    Marge: Sorry, force of habit. Lisa, no!
  20. AT-ST_DRIVER Jedi Master

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  21. Sar-Tamber-lac Force Ghost

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    Homer: Oh, this isn't going to be about Jesus, is it?

    Rev. Lovejoy: Homer, everything is about Jesus.


    The first line there was used at the opening of a Canadian Christian bands song...it's awesome...Hokus Pick rocks!
  22. DarthBabe Force Ghost

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    Ghost of Moe:"Ah, Homer, some of the ghouls and I feel the project isn't moving forward."
    Homer:"Can't murder now..eating."
  23. Sar-Tamber-lac Force Ghost

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    Milhouse: Bart, this is boring!
    Bart: Well, we can go to Martin's party.
    Milhouse: I don't know, that would definitely knock our social standing down a notch.
    Bart: Yeah, what are we now, a 3?
    Milhouse: 3 1/2. We get beat up, but we get an explanation.
  24. DarthBabe Force Ghost

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    Nelson:"Gonna dig me a hole."
    Bullies:"Gonna dig me a hole."
    Nelson:"Gonna put a nerd in it."
    Bullies:"Gonna put a nerd in it."
    Nelson::"Gonna take a firecracker..."
  25. Sar-Tamber-lac Force Ghost

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    Ha Ha! (My most quoted Simpson's quote after D'OH!)
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