Atlantic Simpson quotes

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  1. DarthBabe Force Ghost

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    Homer:"What's the point of going out? We're just gonna end up back here anyway."
  2. DarthBabe Force Ghost

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    Homer:"I'm smarter than the devil! I'm smarter than the devil!"

    Devil Flanders:"YOU ARE NOT SMARTER THAN ME! I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL YET, HOMER SIMPSON!"
  3. orn-free-tada Jedi Grand Master

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    Aug 11, 2001
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    *homer sees a family picture with bart holding a card board cut out of a speach bubble saying 'I stink' pointing to homer's mouth.*

    HOMER: "hey! i don't remember saying that!"
  4. Sar-Tamber-lac Force Ghost

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    Bart:lookin at pet frog Ah, the life of a frog. That's the life for me!

    Marge:enters Bart's room Bart, how would you like to spend the next three months in France?

    Bart: Would I!
  5. DarthBabe Force Ghost

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    Bart Wars
    [image=http://www.geocities.com/darthtara/bartwars.gif]

    No, I am your father!
    [image=http://www.geocities.com/darthtara/vader-homer.gif]
  6. DarthBabe Force Ghost

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    Dammit! These were working before! Does anyone know a place that I can upload pics and link them or whatever?
  7. The_Standmaiden Jedi Grand Master

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    Jul 28, 2002
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    I can see the pictures fine :confused:
  8. DarthBabe Force Ghost

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    They won't show up on my computer.
  9. DarthBabe Force Ghost

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    "Disco Stu likes Disco Ladies."



    "Only who can prevent forest fires? You pressed 'you' referring to me. The correct answer was 'you.'"
  10. DarthBabe Force Ghost

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    Bump! This line has been in my head for awhile.

    Maude Flanders: "I don't think we're talking about love here. We're talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N."

    Krusty the Klown: "SEX CAULDRON?! I thought they closed that place down?"


  11. Grand-Admiral_Stan Jedi Knight

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    Feb 25, 2002
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    Prolly already said -

    NO BEER AND NO TV MAKE HOMER GO SOMETHING SOMETHING - marge - GO CRAZY ? - homer - DON'T MIND IF I DO -

  12. DarthBabe Force Ghost

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    Homer: "IF you two country hens are done clucking, I'd like to buy a copy of 'Jugs and Ammo.'"
  13. Darth_Haggis Force Ghost

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    You sunk my 'Scrabbleship'! :mad:
  14. DarthBabe Force Ghost

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    Homer:"Wow, what an ending! Who would have thought that Darth Vader was Luke Skywalker's father!"
  15. Darth_Haggis Force Ghost

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  16. DarthBabe Force Ghost

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    Mark Hamill: "Homer, use the for...

    Homer: "The Force?"

    Mark Hamill: "No, use the forks, use the forks!"
  17. wild_karrde Chosen One

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  18. THE_GREAT_SPANKSTA Jedi Knight

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    OH... MY... GOODNESS!!! i have been missing some of the greatest discussion in jc history... lol... i have SOOOOOOOO MANY quotes... lol, i am going to have fun on this one...

    HOMER (singing): simpson, homer simpson, he's the greatest guy in history... from the, town of springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree
  19. THE_GREAT_SPANKSTA Jedi Knight

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    ok... quote from homer on simpsons road rage....
    "lousy rotten kharmic retribution"
  20. THE_GREAT_SPANKSTA Jedi Knight

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    grandpa simpson: you never know what you can do until you put your mind to it... i never thought that i could shoot down a german airplane, but last year.... i prooved myself wrong


    (whats up with all of the stars?)
  21. THE_GREAT_SPANKSTA Jedi Knight

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    refering to the episode that the simpsons lost their house to cooter the carnie, and had to live in barts tree house...

    HOMER: YOU BETTER NOT BE SITTING IN MY ASS GROVE!!!

    MARGE: HOMER!

    HOMER: it took me years to forge that groove
  22. THE_GREAT_SPANKSTA Jedi Knight

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    refering to the episode that the simpsons lost their house to cooter the carnie, and had to live in barts tree house...

    HOMER: YOU BETTER NOT BE SITTING IN MY ASS GROVE!!!

    MARGE: HOMER!

    HOMER: it took me years to forge that groove

    (dont ask why i posted this twice... lol... i dont know why it did)
  23. DarthBabe Force Ghost

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    Mar 18, 2002
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    Homer: "Awww, 20 dollars."

    Homer's brain: "Quiet you fool, 20 dollars can buy more peanuts."

    Homer: "Explain how!"

    Homer's brain: "Money can exchanged for goods and services."

    Homer: "Woo hoo!"
  24. AT-ST_DRIVER Jedi Master

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    "We're gonna hit him [George Bush Senior] right where he lives."

    "His home?"

    "Exactly!"
  25. Daughter_of_Yubyub Force Ghost

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    "He's a loser Marge, dump him. I travel the world and the seven seas. I AM WATCHING YOU THROUGH A CAMERA!"
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