Atlantic Simpson quotes

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  1. DarthBabe Force Ghost

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    Homer: "Going cold turkey isn't as delicious as it sounds."
  2. DARTH_2002 Force Ghost

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    "My god Mojo what have they done to you"

    Mojo types in talking computer

    "Pray for Mojo"

  3. THE_GREAT_SPANKSTA Jedi Knight

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    (homer...laying in his underwear on the couch)

    HOMER: ahh, i love these lazy saturdays

    MARGE: homer, today is wednesday

    HOMER: AAAAH

    (later on)

    HOMER: i love these real lazy saturdays... not the fake ones that almost get you fired
  4. DARTH_2002 Force Ghost

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    Bart: book him boys

    Wiggum: Book him toys

    Lou: Ahh Chief

    Wiggum: Do what the boy said
  5. DarthBabe Force Ghost

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    Homer: "Mmmm...unexplained bacon..."
  6. DarthBabe Force Ghost

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    Lenny: "I say Phantom Menace sucked more!"

    Carl: "I say Attack of the Clones sucked more!"
  7. KitFist0 Force Ghost

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    Homer to Maggie : Prouve me wrong Silent Bob, prouve me wrong.
  8. THE_GREAT_SPANKSTA Jedi Knight

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    HOMER: MMMMMMMMMM FORRRRBIDDDDENNNN DOOOOOOONUUUUUUUTTTTT


    (homer when he was working at home) "to start, press any key.... i see tab... ctrl.... WHERES THE ANY KEY?!?!
  9. DarthBabe Force Ghost

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    Hey Brian, there's not "u" in prove. :D Yeah, I feel like being picky today.
  10. Daughter_of_Yubyub Force Ghost

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    I can't remember the exact quote, since I've only seen the episode once, but:

    "Let us stop this senseless violence and join our voices in song. Not a hymn to war like the American national anthem, but a song about peace, like the Canadian national anthem.

    O Canada, our home and native land..."

    (Everyone joins hands forming a maple leaf and continues to sing O Canada!)
  11. AT-ST_DRIVER Jedi Master

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    DOy, that indeed was an excellent episode.
  12. Daughter_of_Yubyub Force Ghost

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    I almost died laughing at the ending.
  13. AT-ST_DRIVER Jedi Master

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    Me, too.


    "Ha! This is one time the indians didn't win!"
  14. DarthBabe Force Ghost

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    Bart: "Kippers for breakfast? says Aunt Helga. Is it Saint Swithens day already? Tis! replied Aunt Helga."

    Lisa: "Alright! Alright! I'm going!"
  15. Sar-Tamber-lac Force Ghost

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    LOL...

    I wish I would have been able to have seen that episode, DOY!
  16. DarthBabe Force Ghost

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    Krusty: "Hey, it's Krusty. I need you to get me out of another jam. I picked up this chick last night...at least I thought she was a chick!"
  17. DarthBabe Force Ghost

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    Jimbo: "Whoa! It's a living mirror!"
    [looking at his reflection in a piece of tinfoil.]
  18. THE_GREAT_SPANKSTA Jedi Knight

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    hey doy... i just read your last post on this thread... i just recently saw that episode on tv at work.... lol, i laughed when they said like oh canada... and even though i am american... i started singiong along with them... and got a tear in my eye... then i was miffed that they cut the song short... lol, oh well...
    and for all of you americans who think that i am abandoning my alegiance to the states... you are dead wrong :) there is nothing quite like having patriotism for the united states... im an american forever... i just (due to circumstances...lol) have grown to love canada too (but not nearly as much ;) )
  19. Sar-Tamber-lac Force Ghost

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    LOL...I understand completely, Spanky! My dad is convinced that I don't want to be American anymore! Which is completely NOT TRUE!! I just want to be Canadian, too. But American first, always, and forever! ;)
  20. DarthBabe Force Ghost

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    Agnes: "Seymour! The house is on fire!"

    Seymour: "No, Mother. It's just the Northern Lights."

    Agnes: "Ahhh!!! Ahhh!"
  21. DarthBabe Force Ghost

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    Mr.Burns: "You know, that guy who's always walking and talking?"

    Smithers: "Rorey Calhoun?"

    Mr.Burns: "That's it!"
  22. DarthBabe Force Ghost

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    This forum is lacking in Simpson humour! So here is some!

    Mr. Burns: Compadres, it is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters, before the start of the raining season. And remember, a shiny new donkey for whoever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya.

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    Grampa Simpson:We can?t bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell ?em stories that don?t go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ?em. ?Give me five bees for a quarter,? you?d say.

    Awesome Simpson website
  23. Sniper_Wolf Force Ghost

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    "Take what you want you Sexy leprechaun, but don't shoot me with your dart gun"-Barney, Simpsons Hit & Run.

    wolf
  24. DarthBabe Force Ghost

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    Homer: "Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."
  25. Sar-Tamber-lac Force Ghost

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    Homer: Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you your moron!
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