Atlantic Simpson quotes

Homer: "Going cold turkey isn't as delicious as it sounds."

 

"My god Mojo what have they done to you"

Mojo types in talking computer

"Pray for Mojo"

 

(homer...laying in his underwear on the couch)

HOMER: ahh, i love these lazy saturdays

MARGE: homer, today is wednesday

HOMER: AAAAH

(later on)

HOMER: i love these real lazy saturdays... not the fake ones that almost get you fired

 

Bart: book him boys

Wiggum: Book him toys

Lou: Ahh Chief

Wiggum: Do what the boy said

 

Homer: "Mmmm...unexplained bacon..."

 

Lenny: "I say Phantom Menace sucked more!"

Carl: "I say Attack of the Clones sucked more!"

 

Homer to Maggie : Prouve me wrong Silent Bob, prouve me wrong.

 

HOMER: MMMMMMMMMM FORRRRBIDDDDENNNN DOOOOOOONUUUUUUUTTTTT


(homer when he was working at home) "to start, press any key.... i see tab... ctrl.... WHERES THE ANY KEY?!?!

 

Hey Brian, there's not "u" in prove. Yeah, I feel like being picky today.

 

I can't remember the exact quote, since I've only seen the episode once, but:

"Let us stop this senseless violence and join our voices in song. Not a hymn to war like the American national anthem, but a song about peace, like the Canadian national anthem.

O Canada, our home and native land..."

(Everyone joins hands forming a maple leaf and continues to sing O Canada!)

 

DOy, that indeed was an excellent episode.

 

I almost died laughing at the ending.

 

Me, too.


"Ha! This is one time the indians didn't win!"

 

Bart: "Kippers for breakfast? says Aunt Helga. Is it Saint Swithens day already? Tis! replied Aunt Helga."

Lisa: "Alright! Alright! I'm going!"

 

LOL...

I wish I would have been able to have seen that episode, DOY!

 

Krusty: "Hey, it's Krusty. I need you to get me out of another jam. I picked up this chick last night...at least I thought she was a chick!"

 

Jimbo: "Whoa! It's a living mirror!"
[looking at his reflection in a piece of tinfoil.]

 

hey doy... i just read your last post on this thread... i just recently saw that episode on tv at work.... lol, i laughed when they said like oh canada... and even though i am american... i started singiong along with them... and got a tear in my eye... then i was miffed that they cut the song short... lol, oh well...
and for all of you americans who think that i am abandoning my alegiance to the states... you are dead wrong there is nothing quite like having patriotism for the united states... im an american forever... i just (due to circumstances...lol) have grown to love canada too (but not nearly as much )

 

LOL...I understand completely, Spanky! My dad is convinced that I don't want to be American anymore! Which is completely NOT TRUE!! I just want to be Canadian, too. But American first, always, and forever!

 

Agnes: "Seymour! The house is on fire!"

Seymour: "No, Mother. It's just the Northern Lights."

Agnes: "Ahhh!!! Ahhh!"

 

Mr.Burns: "You know, that guy who's always walking and talking?"

Smithers: "Rorey Calhoun?"

Mr.Burns: "That's it!"

 

This forum is lacking in Simpson humour! So here is some!

Mr. Burns: Compadres, it is imperative that we crush the freedom fighters, before the start of the raining season. And remember, a shiny new donkey for whoever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya.

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Grampa Simpson:We can?t bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell ?em stories that don?t go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ?em. ?Give me five bees for a quarter,? you?d say.

Awesome Simpson website

 

"Take what you want you Sexy leprechaun, but don't shoot me with your dart gun"-Barney, Simpsons Hit & Run.

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Homer: "Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."

 

Homer: Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you your moron!