Atlantic Simpson quotes

Bart: "So, you're one of those "Don't call me a chick" chicks."

 

I've been reading this tread for a while and i found a lack for the most important Simpsons characater, Comic Book guy.

*When Bart was trying to buy Radioactive Man 1* Now make like my pants and split.

*When Bart opens up an bank account*
Bart: Boy i could realy go fo those 100 taco right about now.(gets pulled away from the shop by Marge)
Comic Book Guy: (Comes out of the taco shop with a wheel barral full of Tacos)That should be enought to get me throught the Dr. Who marathon.

And the most Important one, when Stan Lee moves into the Comic shop.
Nerd with Glasseshas a batmobil and is about to get BatMan)
Stan Lee:Hey son, don't you want an exciting action figure?
Nerd: Hmm no, only bat man can fit into my batmobile.
Stan Lee: What are you talking about? The Thing fits in there perfectly(takes batmobile and the thing and trys to but the thing in the bat mobile)
Bart: (at the counter with the comic book guy) Wow! Stan Lee came back?
Comic Book Guy: No, Stan Lee never left. I'm starting to think that Stan Lees mind is no longer in Mint Condition.
Stan Lee: (goes back to with that the thing in the Bat Mobile. Give it back to Nerd)
Nerd: (some what crying) Ohh no, you broke my bat mobile.
Stan Lee: Or did i make it better? (goes off whiole humming the spider man song and placing marvel comics over DC comics.

 

RALPH... my cats breath smells like cat food

RALPH... (when mayor quimby is going to be electrocuted on accident).. now HE'S gunna smell like hot dogs

 

Homer: ""Maybe for once someone will call me 'sir' without adding 'you're making a scene.' "

 

"I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth"-Homer

"Let's kiss boys! Binge and purge! Rock & roll!"- Lisa's libido

 

d Harry Potter, and all his wizard friends... went straight to Hell for practicing witchcraft.'
-- Ned Flanders

 

"Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal:
You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done." - Homer

wolf

 

Not sure if this one was posted:

(From the one where Moe wins the "Best Bartender Award"

Titania (to Duffman): You told me if I slept with you, I wouldn't have to touch the drunk!

Duffman: Duffman says alot of things...

 

I have came to hate my own creation. Now I know how God feels. Homer

 

Marge: When did this happen? When did we become the bottom rung of society?

Homer: I think it was when that cold snap killed off all the hobos.

 

"Jesus, Allah, Buddha I love you all!" - Homer

 

willy, "thats my retirement grease!"