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FF:NSW Simpsons Quote-A-Thon

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Ki-Bara-Mundi, Mar 24, 2001.

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  1. Ki-Bara-Mundi

    Ki-Bara-Mundi Jedi Master star 6

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    Nov 27, 2000
    I couldn't help myself. After the BBQ I just can't get the Simpsons out of my head. So go ahead and post a Simpsons quote!

    COMIC BOOK STORE GUY: There is no emoticon for what I'm feeling right now!
     
  2. Grizzly

    Grizzly Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jul 22, 2000
    Oh yeah? Well Bart can kiss my hairy yellow butt!!
     
  3. The_Scream_Man

    The_Scream_Man Jedi Knight star 5

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    May 1, 2000
    Maybe its the beer talking Marge, but you've got a butt that won't quit....thy got these big chewy pretzals now wwoeiurrnf ndfduuus uujaaanns 5 dollars?!? Get outta here....
     
  4. Ki-Bara-Mundi

    Ki-Bara-Mundi Jedi Master star 6

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    Nov 27, 2000
    "Marge, you're as pretty as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda."
     
  5. The_Scream_Man

    The_Scream_Man Jedi Knight star 5

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    May 1, 2000
    "Oh lisa, you and your stories. 'Bart is a Vampire', 'beer kills braincells'. Now lets go back to that....building....thingy.....where our beds and TV.....is.
     
  6. SWNZ

    SWNZ Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Nov 27, 2000
    Doh!
     
  7. Sith Magician

    Sith Magician Jedi Master star 5

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    Sep 14, 1999
  8. maestrino

    maestrino Jedi Master star 4

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    Feb 12, 2000
    A female deer!
     
  9. JediMasterKieca

    JediMasterKieca Jedi Master star 4

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    Nov 30, 2000
    Mmmmm.......pointy....
     
  10. maestrino

    maestrino Jedi Master star 4

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    Feb 12, 2000
    Oh, PS. One of my friends invented more lyrics to it, it goes something like:

    Doh, a word that Homer uses,
    Ray, the guy who lives next door.
    Me, a thing that you are not,
    Far, the distance to the store.
    Sooooo... what?
    Laaaaa... dee da!
    Teeeeeeee..... off!!
    And hit the ball into the lake...
    ..
    Doh.
    (etc)
     
  11. The_Scream_Man

    The_Scream_Man Jedi Knight star 5

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    May 1, 2000
    There is a whole version of the song in the Simpsons

    D'oh: the sound, when theres no beer
    Ray: The guy who brings the beer
    Me: The guy, who drinks the beer
    Far: A long long way to beer
    So: I think Ill drink a beer
    La: la lalalala!
    Tea: No thanx! Ill have a beer!
    Which will bring us back to
    D'oh D'oh D'oh D'oh!
     
  12. SWNZ

    SWNZ Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Nov 27, 2000
    Why you little... Arrhh
     
  13. DarthAttorney

    DarthAttorney Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Nov 8, 2000
    //Homer on the phone//

    "Yeah, Moe. I've seen teams that sucked before. But they were the suckiest bunch of sucks who ever sucked. Uh oh, gotta go. My damn weiner kids are listening".
     
  14. The_Poison_Monkey

    The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mar 6, 2001
    Xena: Ok, whenever anything like that happens, wizards did it.

    Sea Captain: Ar, Squiddy, I got nuthin against you. I was only hunting you cos I heard there was gold in yer belly.
     
  15. Shara_82

    Shara_82 Administrator Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Jan 10, 2001
    "Homer, use the for..."

    "Use the force?"

    "The forks! Use the forks!"
     
  16. JediGecko

    JediGecko Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Dec 13, 2000
    Principal Skinner ... I get carsick in your office.

    Miss Hoover, I ate my crayon.

    My Cat's Breath smells like Cat Food.
     
  17. DarthAttorney

    DarthAttorney Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I am so smart.
    I am so smart.
    S M R T.
    I mean S M A R T.
     
  18. The_Poison_Monkey

    The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mar 6, 2001
    Homer: Shut up Brain, or ill stab u with a Q-Tip!

    Scully (watching Homer on a treadmill) - It's like a lava lamp.
     
  19. JediMasterKieca

    JediMasterKieca Jedi Master star 4

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    Nov 30, 2000
    Do you understand?

    Yes!

    *lie detector explodes*
     
  20. Ki-Bara-Mundi

    Ki-Bara-Mundi Jedi Master star 6

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    Nov 27, 2000
    "No beer and no TV make Homer something something."

    "Go crazy?"

    "Don't mind if I do!"
     
  21. DarthAttorney

    DarthAttorney Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Nov 8, 2000
    //Homer whispering//

    I think he's talking to you.
     
  22. Teknobabel

    Teknobabel Jedi Master star 5

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    Jun 4, 2000
    He eats like a pig
    Actually to eat like a duck he'd have to chew, I say he eats more like a duck
     
  23. The_Poison_Monkey

    The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mar 6, 2001
    Scream, shall we show our true potential in this area?
     
  24. The_Scream_Man

    The_Scream_Man Jedi Knight star 5

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    May 1, 2000
    Yes, lets...


    Homer: To alchohol! The cause of, and the solution to, all of life's problems!

    Homer: My God you're greasy.......
     
  25. The_Scream_Man

    The_Scream_Man Jedi Knight star 5

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    May 1, 2000
    Homer - Mmmm.. forbidden donut...
     
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