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FF:NSW Simpsons Quote-A-Thon

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Ki-Bara-Mundi, Mar 24, 2001.

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  1. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 27, 2000
    star 6
    "Oh! There's only one beer left in the fridge and it's Bart's!"
  2. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 1, 2000
    star 5
    "I'm gonna walk right up to Earl tomorrow and say 'Steve! I mean uh, Earl! I think I deserve a raise!'"
  3. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 6, 2001
    star 4
    Homer(on phone): Did u get the new uniforms? are they suede? excellent...and the new trucks. Are they amphibious? Well there?s only one way to find out! We can always buy more!
    Lisa: Boy dad, you're really working hard on this!
    Homer: Daddy has to work hard sweetie. he made allot of CCRRAAZZZYYY promises to get elected!
    Marge: But can the garbageman do all the things u say he can Homer?
    Homer: Oh, The garbageman can Marge! the garbageman can...

    Singing to the tune of "The Candyman":

    Homer: Who can take the trash out?
    Stomp it down for you!
    Tie the plastic bag and do the twistie thingy too
    The GARBAGEMAN!!!!!!!
    Oh the garbageman can!
    The garbage man can coz he does it with a smile and never judges you!!!!
    Marge: Who can take this Diaper?
    Garbageman: I don?t mind at all!
    Chief Wiggum: Who can fix me up before the big policeman?s ball? The GARBAGEMAN!!!!
    chorus: Yes the garbageman can!!!!
    The sanitation folks, are jolly friendly blokes
    Courteous and easy going!
    Garbageman2: The stomp down if you're overflowing...
    garbageman3: And tell you when your ass is showing!
    voice1: Who can...
    voice 2: who can...
    voice3: who can...
    voice4: who can...
    (fanfare)
    chorus: The GARBAGEMAN can!!!!
    Bart and Lisa: Cos he?s Homer Simpson man!
    Chorus: he cleans the wwwooorrrllldddd forrrrrr youuuu.....
  4. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 1, 2000
    star 5
    Homer: Ok Brain, u dont like me, and i dont like you. But lets just do this and i can get back to killing u with beer!
    Brain: Its a deal!

  5. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 1, 2000
    star 5
    Homer: Ok Brain, u dont like me, and i dont like you. But lets just do this and i can get back to killing u with beer!
    Brain: Its a deal!

  6. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 1, 2000
    star 5
    homer: "Oh! twenty dollars! i wanted a peanut!"
    brain: "twenty dollars can buy many peanuts."
    homer: "explain how!"
    brain: "money can be exchanged for goods and services."
    *pause*
    homer: "WOO HOO

  7. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 6, 2001
    star 4
    "If horseracing is the sport of kings, then surely bowling is a...very good sport as well!"
  8. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 6, 2001
    star 4
    *During Maggie's birth, feigning excitement*
    "It's wonderful, it's magical. Oh boy here it comes. Another mouth"
  9. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 27, 2000
    star 6
    "I know you can hear my thoughts, boy. MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW, MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW, MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW!"
  10. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 6, 2001
    star 4
    homer: "let's just say, I'm in the right chair"
  11. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 1, 2000
    star 5
    Homer: My friends! Stop! (sounds of smashing stuff cease) Sure we COULD tear this house down...(smashing resumes!) No! Friends! Stop! Lemme finish. We COULD tear it down, but we'd be tearing down a part of ourselves!
    Singing: You could close down Moes or the Qwik e mart, and nobody would care!
    But the heart and soul, of Springfields in our Mazons deriereeeeee!!!!!
    (piano music)
    Belle: We're the sauce on your steak, we're the cheese in your cake!
    We put the spring in Springfield!
    showgirl1: We're the lace on a nightgown
    Showgirl2: the point after touchdown
    together: Yes we put the spring in Springfield!
    Belle: We're that little extra spice that makes existance extra nice!
    A giddy little thrill at a reasonable price!Rev Lovejoy: Our only major quarrels with your total lack of morals!
    showgirl1: Our skimpy costumes aint so bad!
    showgirl 1 & 3: They seem to entertain your dad!
    showgirls: We're the gin in your martinni, the fuzz on your linguini
    Yes we put the (boing) in Springfield
    Krusty, and someone I forget: We remember our first visit
    Mayor Quimby:The service was exquisite!
    Mrs Quimby: Why Joseph I had no idea!
    Quimby: Cmon now u were working here!
    Grandpa, and the bearded guy: Without it we have had no fun, since March of 1961!
    Bart: To shut them down now would be twisted!
    Kearney and his to friends: We just heard this place existed....
    showgirls: We're the highlights in your hairdo
    Apu: The extra arms on Bishnu!
    showgirls:So dont take the (boing)
    sprinfielders: We wont take the (whistle)
    everybody: Yes lets keepo the (bang)in ssssppprrrriiinnnnggggfieldddddddddd!!!!a bunch of wierd noises ending in Barneys Burp.

  12. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 6, 2001
    star 4
    Professor Frink: Chaos theory dictates that all robots WILL turn on their masters in an ORGY of blood, with the biting and the metal teeth and shoving.
  13. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 1, 2000
    star 5
    Homer: I used to party every week. Then it was every other week. Now I?m lucky if I can find an hour a month in which to get funky.
  14. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 6, 2001
    star 4
    Grandpa: Everyone these days wants something for nothing. (walks into pension office) Im old! gimme gimme gimme!
  15. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 1, 2000
    star 5
    Frink: Sorry im late, there was trouble at the lab, with the running, and the dying and then the monkey stole the glassses off my head! HEY HEY, Im sorry! I have a funny story! Will u listen? I even wrote theme music!
    Are you ready?
    *ahem hai hai....*
    Professor Frink Professor Frink he'll make you laugh he'll make u think he likes to run...and then the thing..with the...um...person...Oh boy, That monkey is going to pay.

  16. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 27, 2000
    star 6
    "Did somebody order an orchastra? Possibly while high? Cyprus Hill, I'm looking in your direction."

    *Cyprus Hill discuss whether or not they ordered an orchastra*

    "Uh yeah, I think we did. Do you know how to play 'Insane in the Brain'?"
  17. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 6, 2001
    star 4
    Frink: With this miniature plane your baby can fly! he can loop the loop....barrel roll, and then bring it in for the perfect landing! (plane smashes through window, and crowd gasps) Oh dear....my wife is going to kill me...Mwoi Hai!
  18. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 1, 2000
    star 5
    Bart: QWIJYBO. A big, fat, balding...North American ape. With no chin.
    Marge: And a bad temper.
  19. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 1, 2000
    star 5
    Sideshow Bob: Wiggum! You've got the wrong man!
    Wiggum: I have? (sigh) ok Colossus, you're free to go. But stay away from death mountain!
    Dr Colossus: Awwww, but all my stuffs there...

  20. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 27, 2000
    star 6
    "With a dry cool wit like that I could be an action hero."
  21. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 6, 2001
    star 4
    Homer: (Reads computer screen) To continue press any key.
    Which one's the ANY KEY?! All this work is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a tab. *puts cup to disc drive* oh, no time now, the computer is starting.
  22. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 6, 2001
    star 4
    Grandpa: Latex Condom. Boy, I'd sure like to live in one of those!
  23. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 1, 2000
    star 5
    Ralph: That's where I saw the leprechaun. He tells me to burn things.
    Leprechaun: You know what to do know, don?t you laddie? Burn the house down. BURN THEM ALL!

  24. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 6, 2001
    star 4
    Leprechaun: You know what to do know, don?t you laddie? Burn the house down. BURN THEM ALL!
  25. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 1, 2000
    star 5
    Ralph: Um, miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulder...
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