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Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Ki-Bara-Mundi, Mar 24, 2001.

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  1. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 27, 2000
    star 6
    "Remember, kids. We parked in the Itchy lot."
  2. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 1, 2000
    star 5
    homer: sweet merciful crap! my car!
  3. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 6, 2001
    star 4
    Homer: Marge...kids...Everything?s going to be fine. Now pack your bags, and get ready to leave. We?re gonna start a new life....under the sea...(sighs happily)

    Music starts as we see the family under the sea
    Homer: Under the sssseeeeeaaaa! Under the seeeeeaaaaa! There'll be no accusations! Just friendly crustaceans under the ssseeeeeaaaaa!!!!!
    Back to reality
    Marge: Homer that?s you're solution to everything: To move under the sea! Its NOT going to happen!
    Homer: Not with THAT attitude!
  4. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 1, 2000
    star 5
    lisa:...and even he's kissed more boys than i ever will
    marge: girls lisa, boys kiss girls

  5. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 6, 2001
    star 4
    Homer: Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!
  6. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 27, 2000
    star 6
    RALPH: "I'm learneding!"
  7. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 1, 2000
    star 5
    homer: hey buddy, can you go across the street and get me some pizza?
    vendor: no pizza only klav kalash (sp)
    homer: oh, ok, ill have one bowl
    vendor: no bowl, stick! stick!
    homer: ok, one stick please.
    time lapse
    homer: ok, what do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth?
    vendor: mountain dew, or crab juice
    homer: eeeeewwwww aaaauuuuugggghhhh eeeehhhh!, ill have a crab juice
    time lapse
    homer: aaawww! why did i drink all that crab juice?, hey buddy, you dont have a bathroom in there do you?
    vendor: no bathroom, only klav kalash.

  8. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 6, 2001
    star 4
  9. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 1, 2000
    star 5
    Snake: alright! i'm taking this thing to Mexico.
  10. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 27, 2000
    star 6
    "Me fail english? That's unpossible!"
  11. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 1, 2000
    star 5
    Moe: Yeah, Homer was a nice guy, and i felt bad cos i was always tryin to cheat on his wife. So anyway, when does this interview start? *looks worried*
  12. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 1, 2000
    star 5
    Chalmers: Aurora Borealis?! At this time of the year, in this part of the country, all confined within your kitchen?
    Skinner: Yes.
    Chalmers: Can i see it?
    Skinner: No.

  13. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 27, 2000
    star 6
    "Wait wait wait! Back up, Marge! When are they sending the pancakes in the mail?"
  14. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 6, 2001
    star 4
    Young Milhouse: if I drink regular milk, I?ll die
  15. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 1, 2000
    star 5
    Chalmers: Aurora Borealis?! At this time of the year, in this part of the country, all confined within your kitchen?
    Skinner: Yes.
    Chalmers: Can i see it?
    Skinner: No.

  16. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 6, 2001
    star 4
    Homer bursts into the kitchen
    HOMER: It's rainin' men...WOO HOO!!
  17. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

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    May 1, 2000
    star 5
    Willy: Theres nigh an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman!
  18. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

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    Mar 6, 2001
    star 4
    Homer: To set the record straight: I thought the policeman was a prostitute.
  19. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 27, 2000
    star 6
    COMIC BOOK STORE GUY: "But Aqua Man, you cannot marry a woman without gils...*realises a nuke's about to explode on him*...oh I've wasted my life!"
  20. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 1, 2000
    star 5
    Burns: Release the flying Monkeys
    (flying monkeys all fall out window to the ground)
    Burns: Continue the research

  21. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 6, 2001
    star 4
    Willy: Lunchlady Dorris, have ye got any grease
    Dorris: (deadpan voice) Yes. Yes we do.
    Willy: (tearing off clothes) then grease me up woman!
    *pause*
    Dorris: okey dokey.
  22. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 1, 2000
    star 5
    Bart: Id sell my soul for a new car...
    (Flanders as devil appears)
    Flanders: That can be arranged...
    Bart:Nah...changed my mind
    (Flanders, looking dejected, leaves)
    Marge: Bart! Stop teasing Satan!

  23. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

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    Mar 6, 2001
    star 4
    Bart: Dad, why did u bring me to a gay steel-mill?
    Homer: I don?t know...
  24. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 27, 2000
    star 6
    "What are you going to do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?!?"
  25. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 1, 2000
    star 5
    Mark Hamill: Hi Everybody, Im here today as Luke Skywalker but I'm also here to talk about Sprint..


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