Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Ki-Bara-Mundi, Mar 24, 2001.
"Remember, kids. We parked in the Itchy lot."
homer: sweet merciful crap! my car!
Homer: Marge...kids...Everything?s going to be fine. Now pack your bags, and get ready to leave. We?re gonna start a new life....under the sea...(sighs happily)
Music starts as we see the family under the sea
Homer: Under the sssseeeeeaaaa! Under the seeeeeaaaaa! There'll be no accusations! Just friendly crustaceans under the ssseeeeeaaaaa!!!!!
Back to reality
Marge: Homer that?s you're solution to everything: To move under the sea! Its NOT going to happen!
Homer: Not with THAT attitude!
lisa:...and even he's kissed more boys than i ever will
marge: girls lisa, boys kiss girls
Homer: Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!
RALPH: "I'm learneding!"
homer: hey buddy, can you go across the street and get me some pizza?
vendor: no pizza only klav kalash (sp)
homer: oh, ok, ill have one bowl
vendor: no bowl, stick! stick!
homer: ok, one stick please.
homer: ok, what do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth?
vendor: mountain dew, or crab juice
homer: eeeeewwwww aaaauuuuugggghhhh eeeehhhh!, ill have a crab juice
homer: aaawww! why did i drink all that crab juice?, hey buddy, you dont have a bathroom in there do you?
vendor: no bathroom, only klav kalash.
Bart: smashy smashy!
Snake: alright! i'm taking this thing to Mexico.
"Me fail english? That's unpossible!"
Moe: Yeah, Homer was a nice guy, and i felt bad cos i was always tryin to cheat on his wife. So anyway, when does this interview start? *looks worried*
Chalmers: Aurora Borealis?! At this time of the year, in this part of the country, all confined within your kitchen?
Chalmers: Can i see it?
"Wait wait wait! Back up, Marge! When are they sending the pancakes in the mail?"
Young Milhouse: if I drink regular milk, I?ll die
Homer bursts into the kitchen
HOMER: It's rainin' men...WOO HOO!!
Willy: Theres nigh an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman!
Homer: To set the record straight: I thought the policeman was a prostitute.
COMIC BOOK STORE GUY: "But Aqua Man, you cannot marry a woman without gils...*realises a nuke's about to explode on him*...oh I've wasted my life!"
Burns: Release the flying Monkeys
(flying monkeys all fall out window to the ground)
Burns: Continue the research
Willy: Lunchlady Dorris, have ye got any grease
Dorris: (deadpan voice) Yes. Yes we do.
Willy: (tearing off clothes) then grease me up woman!
Dorris: okey dokey.
Bart: Id sell my soul for a new car...
(Flanders as devil appears)
Flanders: That can be arranged...
Bart:Nah...changed my mind
(Flanders, looking dejected, leaves)
Marge: Bart! Stop teasing Satan!
Bart: Dad, why did u bring me to a gay steel-mill?
Homer: I don?t know...
"What are you going to do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?!?"
Mark Hamill: Hi Everybody, Im here today as Luke Skywalker but I'm also here to talk about Sprint..