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Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Ki-Bara-Mundi, Mar 24, 2001.

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  1. Ki-Bara-Mundi

    Ki-Bara-Mundi Jedi Master star 6

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    Nov 27, 2000
    "Remember, kids. We parked in the Itchy lot."
     
  2. The_Scream_Man

    The_Scream_Man Jedi Knight star 5

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    May 1, 2000
    homer: sweet merciful crap! my car!
     
  3. The_Poison_Monkey

    The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mar 6, 2001
    Homer: Marge...kids...Everything?s going to be fine. Now pack your bags, and get ready to leave. We?re gonna start a new life....under the sea...(sighs happily)

    Music starts as we see the family under the sea
    Homer: Under the sssseeeeeaaaa! Under the seeeeeaaaaa! There'll be no accusations! Just friendly crustaceans under the ssseeeeeaaaaa!!!!!
    Back to reality
    Marge: Homer that?s you're solution to everything: To move under the sea! Its NOT going to happen!
    Homer: Not with THAT attitude!
     
  4. The_Scream_Man

    The_Scream_Man Jedi Knight star 5

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    May 1, 2000
    lisa:...and even he's kissed more boys than i ever will
    marge: girls lisa, boys kiss girls

     
  5. The_Poison_Monkey

    The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mar 6, 2001
    Homer: Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!
     
  6. Ki-Bara-Mundi

    Ki-Bara-Mundi Jedi Master star 6

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    Nov 27, 2000
    RALPH: "I'm learneding!"
     
  7. The_Scream_Man

    The_Scream_Man Jedi Knight star 5

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    May 1, 2000
    homer: hey buddy, can you go across the street and get me some pizza?
    vendor: no pizza only klav kalash (sp)
    homer: oh, ok, ill have one bowl
    vendor: no bowl, stick! stick!
    homer: ok, one stick please.
    time lapse
    homer: ok, what do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth?
    vendor: mountain dew, or crab juice
    homer: eeeeewwwww aaaauuuuugggghhhh eeeehhhh!, ill have a crab juice
    time lapse
    homer: aaawww! why did i drink all that crab juice?, hey buddy, you dont have a bathroom in there do you?
    vendor: no bathroom, only klav kalash.

     
  8. The_Poison_Monkey

    The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mar 6, 2001
    Bart: smashy smashy!
     
  9. The_Scream_Man

    The_Scream_Man Jedi Knight star 5

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    May 1, 2000
    Snake: alright! i'm taking this thing to Mexico.
     
  10. Ki-Bara-Mundi

    Ki-Bara-Mundi Jedi Master star 6

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    Nov 27, 2000
    "Me fail english? That's unpossible!"
     
  11. The_Scream_Man

    The_Scream_Man Jedi Knight star 5

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    May 1, 2000
    Moe: Yeah, Homer was a nice guy, and i felt bad cos i was always tryin to cheat on his wife. So anyway, when does this interview start? *looks worried*
     
  12. The_Scream_Man

    The_Scream_Man Jedi Knight star 5

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    May 1, 2000
    Chalmers: Aurora Borealis?! At this time of the year, in this part of the country, all confined within your kitchen?
    Skinner: Yes.
    Chalmers: Can i see it?
    Skinner: No.

     
  13. Ki-Bara-Mundi

    Ki-Bara-Mundi Jedi Master star 6

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    Nov 27, 2000
    "Wait wait wait! Back up, Marge! When are they sending the pancakes in the mail?"
     
  14. The_Poison_Monkey

    The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Young Milhouse: if I drink regular milk, I?ll die
     
  15. The_Scream_Man

    The_Scream_Man Jedi Knight star 5

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    Chalmers: Aurora Borealis?! At this time of the year, in this part of the country, all confined within your kitchen?
    Skinner: Yes.
    Chalmers: Can i see it?
    Skinner: No.

     
  16. The_Poison_Monkey

    The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mar 6, 2001
    Homer bursts into the kitchen
    HOMER: It's rainin' men...WOO HOO!!
     
  17. The_Scream_Man

    The_Scream_Man Jedi Knight star 5

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    Willy: Theres nigh an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman!
     
  18. The_Poison_Monkey

    The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mar 6, 2001
    Homer: To set the record straight: I thought the policeman was a prostitute.
     
  19. Ki-Bara-Mundi

    Ki-Bara-Mundi Jedi Master star 6

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    Nov 27, 2000
    COMIC BOOK STORE GUY: "But Aqua Man, you cannot marry a woman without gils...*realises a nuke's about to explode on him*...oh I've wasted my life!"
     
  20. The_Scream_Man

    The_Scream_Man Jedi Knight star 5

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    May 1, 2000
    Burns: Release the flying Monkeys
    (flying monkeys all fall out window to the ground)
    Burns: Continue the research

     
  21. The_Poison_Monkey

    The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mar 6, 2001
    Willy: Lunchlady Dorris, have ye got any grease
    Dorris: (deadpan voice) Yes. Yes we do.
    Willy: (tearing off clothes) then grease me up woman!
    *pause*
    Dorris: okey dokey.
     
  22. The_Scream_Man

    The_Scream_Man Jedi Knight star 5

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    May 1, 2000
    Bart: Id sell my soul for a new car...
    (Flanders as devil appears)
    Flanders: That can be arranged...
    Bart:Nah...changed my mind
    (Flanders, looking dejected, leaves)
    Marge: Bart! Stop teasing Satan!

     
  23. The_Poison_Monkey

    The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Bart: Dad, why did u bring me to a gay steel-mill?
    Homer: I don?t know...
     
  24. Ki-Bara-Mundi

    Ki-Bara-Mundi Jedi Master star 6

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    "What are you going to do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?!?"
     
  25. The_Scream_Man

    The_Scream_Man Jedi Knight star 5

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    May 1, 2000
    Mark Hamill: Hi Everybody, Im here today as Luke Skywalker but I'm also here to talk about Sprint..


     
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