FF:NSW Simpsons Quote-A-Thon

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Ki-Bara-Mundi, Mar 24, 2001.

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  1. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

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    Mar 6, 2001
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    (Homer writing his name in huge letters all over burns wall)
    Burns: Who the devil are you?
  2. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

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    May 1, 2000
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    Mark Hamill: Luke be a Jedi tonight... Just be a Jedi toniiight.
    back up singers: Do it for Yoda while we serve our guest a soda! Luuke be a Jedi tonight!
    Mark looking around sweating nerviously: And, uh, do it for Chewie and the Ewoks, and all the other pu-u-pets. Luke Be a Jedi tonight.

  3. Ki-Bara-Mundi Jedi Grand Master

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    Nov 27, 2000
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    "How do you feel, boy?"

    "I dunno. I kinda feel like a cigarette."

    "What's your brand?"

    "Anything slim!"
  4. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

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    Announcer: And a tag team match up between the awsome robots of Battle Star Galactica vs the Gay robots of Star Wars.
    3P0: Ahhh! Save me Artoo!
    R2: beep beep bloop.
    R2 peddles away.
    3PO: You stupid little tramp! I hate you!
  5. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

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    May 1, 2000
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    Mcbain, as Acid washes over him
    Mcbain: My eyes! The goggles do nothing!!!


  6. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

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    Bart: And i'll start smoking and give that up.
    Homer: That's great son, giving up smoking is the hardest thing you can do. Have a dollar.
    Lisa: Hey! He didnt do anything!
    Homer: Didnt he lisa? Didnt he?
    (pause)
    Homer: Hey wait he didnt! Why u little...

  7. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

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    Ralph: The red ones taste like burning
  8. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

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    Lisa and Nelson are sitting on the hill overlooking Springfield: Hey Lisa, wait till Skinner sees what we put in his birdbath.
    Skinner, in the distance, walks behind his house: Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
  9. Grizzly Jedi Master

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    Jul 22, 2000
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    okay... it's official... you guys have waaaaaaaay too much time on your hands :)

    d'oh,D'oh,d'OH,D'OH,D'oH,*D'oh*,*arrgh*,"d'oh",.........
  10. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

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    Oh we do not!


    Lisa: what's inside you?
    Nelson: guts....



  11. DarthAttorney Manager Emeritus

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    Nov 8, 2000
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    "You mean the four-eyes with the big nose? You don't want him for a friend".
  12. Dsource Jedi Master

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  13. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

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    Seaguy: This chair be high says I.
  14. Ki-Bara-Mundi Jedi Grand Master

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    Nov 27, 2000
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    SAILOR GUY: "Can I ask you this, then...do you have any spare change?"
  15. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

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  16. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

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    Sea guy: 'Tis no man! 'Tis a remorseless eating machine! Ar!
  17. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

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    Sea guy: I don't know what I'm doin.
  18. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

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    Priest guy: (with Homer's naked body dragging across the glass roof) Ever looking at God's floor.
  19. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

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    Ralph with Lisa: "My doctor said I wouldn?t have so many nose bleeds if I'd just keep my finger outta there."
  20. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

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    (Homer and Marge standing naked in front of wind mill)
    Homer: Marge, can we swap? i don't trust these guys....
  21. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

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    Lisa sarcastically to the other children: "Maybe they?re all reversed Vampires and have to before the sun goes down"
    All the other kids: "AHHHHHHHHH, REVERSED VAMPIRES!!!!!
  22. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

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    Ralph Wiggum skipping past Lisa and the other smart girl after winning the Diarama contest:"I beat the smart kids.I beat the Smart kids *trips and falls on his SW posables* ahh, i bent my Wookie."


  23. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

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    Ralph: "Miss Hoover, theres a dog in the vent"
    Miss Krabopal: "*Sigh* Ralph, remember the time you said Snaglepuss was in the vent?
    Ralph: "He was going to the bathroom."

  24. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

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    May 1, 2000
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    Homer in the Halloween special take off of the Shining: "TV: Teacher, mother,...secret lover..."
  25. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

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    Homer: "No TV and no bear make homer, something something.."
    Marge: "go crazy?"
    Homer: "DON'T MIND IF I DO! oglyy ahhha boow *acts all funny and scares himself *
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