FF:NSW Simpsons Quote-A-Thon

(Homer writing his name in huge letters all over burns wall)
Burns: Who the devil are you?

 

Mark Hamill: Luke be a Jedi tonight... Just be a Jedi toniiight.
back up singers: Do it for Yoda while we serve our guest a soda! Luuke be a Jedi tonight!
Mark looking around sweating nerviously: And, uh, do it for Chewie and the Ewoks, and all the other pu-u-pets. Luke Be a Jedi tonight.

 

"How do you feel, boy?"

"I dunno. I kinda feel like a cigarette."

"What's your brand?"

"Anything slim!"

 

Announcer: And a tag team match up between the awsome robots of Battle Star Galactica vs the Gay robots of Star Wars.
3P0: Ahhh! Save me Artoo!
R2: beep beep bloop.
R2 peddles away.
3PO: You stupid little tramp! I hate you!

 

Mcbain, as Acid washes over him
Mcbain: My eyes! The goggles do nothing!!!

 

Bart: And i'll start smoking and give that up.
Homer: That's great son, giving up smoking is the hardest thing you can do. Have a dollar.
Lisa: Hey! He didnt do anything!
Homer: Didnt he lisa? Didnt he?
(pause)
Homer: Hey wait he didnt! Why u little...

 

Ralph: The red ones taste like burning

 

Lisa and Nelson are sitting on the hill overlooking Springfield: Hey Lisa, wait till Skinner sees what we put in his birdbath.
Skinner, in the distance, walks behind his house: Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

 

okay... it's official... you guys have waaaaaaaay too much time on your hands

d'oh,D'oh,d'OH,D'OH,D'oH,*D'oh*,*arrgh*,"d'oh",.........

 

Oh we do not!


Lisa: what's inside you?
Nelson: guts....

 

"You mean the four-eyes with the big nose? You don't want him for a friend".

 

HA!HA!

 

Seaguy: This chair be high says I.

 

SAILOR GUY: "Can I ask you this, then...do you have any spare change?"

 

Homer: I am evil Homer!!

 

Sea guy: 'Tis no man! 'Tis a remorseless eating machine! Ar!

 

Sea guy: I don't know what I'm doin.

 

Priest guy: (with Homer's naked body dragging across the glass roof) Ever looking at God's floor.

 

Ralph with Lisa: "My doctor said I wouldn?t have so many nose bleeds if I'd just keep my finger outta there."

 

(Homer and Marge standing naked in front of wind mill)
Homer: Marge, can we swap? i don't trust these guys....

 

Lisa sarcastically to the other children: "Maybe they?re all reversed Vampires and have to before the sun goes down"
All the other kids: "AHHHHHHHHH, REVERSED VAMPIRES!!!!!

 

Ralph Wiggum skipping past Lisa and the other smart girl after winning the Diarama contest:"I beat the smart kids.I beat the Smart kids *trips and falls on his SW posables* ahh, i bent my Wookie."

 

Ralph: "Miss Hoover, theres a dog in the vent"
Miss Krabopal: "*Sigh* Ralph, remember the time you said Snaglepuss was in the vent?
Ralph: "He was going to the bathroom."

 

Homer in the Halloween special take off of the Shining: "TV: Teacher, mother,...secret lover..."

 

Homer: "No TV and no bear make homer, something something.."
Marge: "go crazy?"
Homer: "DON'T MIND IF I DO! oglyy ahhha boow *acts all funny and scares himself *